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[𝐲/𝐧]
y'all
WHAT THE FUCK
i'm so distraught right now like i'm just
in fucking TEARS
😰😞

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
girl wtf happened now

[𝐲/𝐧]
akaashi told me his favorite sour skittle flavor is...
LEMON 🤢🤢
LIKE WTF
WHO TF LIKES LEMON
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT KIND OF PSYCHO
no offense
BUT REALLY?
LEMON??

𝐤𝐨𝐮
HUH??
AKAAAAAASHI ARE YOU SERIOUS?
EVERYONE KNOWS THE BEST FLAVOR IS
UM
WHATEVER THE RED ONE IS CALLED

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
strawberry dumbass
but you're actually ALL wrong
the best flavor is lime DUH

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
konoha we're you dropped on your fucking head as a child
who tf likes lime
anyway the best flavor is the GRAPE one

[𝐲/𝐧]
y'all have fucking mental issues
the best flavor is literally orange
be having me licking my fingers and shit 😋😋

𝐤𝐨𝐮
[y/n] sometimes it's okay to keep secrets

𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢
that was a bit shocking to read

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
no
it was shocking hearing that you like the worst flavor of sour skittles
THAT is shock

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
omg [y/n] what are you gonna do about this
👁👁

[𝐲/𝐧]
i guess i have no choice but to get a divorce
i can't have lemon lovers in my house

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
HA
YOU'RE BROKEN UP WITH AKAASHI

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
misery really does love company doesn't it

𝐤𝐨𝐮
LMFAO
I'M CHOKING

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
one day i won't be here anymore

[𝐲/𝐧]
nobody cares

𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢
[y/n] i don't want to divorce
☹️☹️
you're the best fiancé ever
and i want you to be my husband
please

[𝐲/𝐧]
AAAAAAH
DON'T TRY TO TEMPT ME
WITH YOUR PRETTY BOY CHARMS
😠😠

𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢
you still think i'm pretty 😯

[𝐲/𝐧]
...
FUCK
GO AWAY

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
can y'all keep this private nobody wants to read this

𝐤𝐨𝐮
konoha stop getting in the way of romance
we all know you're jealose
just admit it already

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
*jealous
bitch

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
HELP MEEEEE
WHY DID YOU SPELL JEALOUS LIKE THAT

𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢
bokuto has a hard time with big words

[𝐲/𝐧]
okay but seriously?
who doesn't know how to spell jealous????
💀💀
bokuto how are you even a third year

𝐤𝐨𝐮
WHY AM I GETTING VERBALLY GANGBANGED RIGHT NOW
LEAVE ME ALONE
STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE ALL PERFECT

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
i am perfect
hoe

[𝐲/𝐧]
none of us are perfect
except akaashi
😍😍

𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢
🥴

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
WOAAAAAAH OKAY LET'S KEEP IT PG KIDS

[𝐲/𝐧]
😳
i'm bout to pass out
that shit got me HOT
😭😭

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
GROSS
YOU FREAKY FUCK

𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢
takes one to know one i guess

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
LMFAO I FUCKING LOVE Y'ALL
I LOVE HAVING FUNNY FRIENDS

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
y'all make me so sad every day
😞😞
WILL YOU BE LAUGHING AT MY FUNERAL???

𝐤𝐨𝐮
yes

𝐧𝐨𝐳𝐨𝐦𝐢
duh

[𝐲/𝐧]
absolutely

𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢
i'd try not to

𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢
i literally need new friends

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