English: "ho is u falala"
Spanish: "ho is u falala"
German: "ho is u falala"
Japanese: "ho is u falala"
Thoughts: 'ho is u falala'

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DMS
@/no.1kaiserfan

i want it now.
wait no
i NEED

Mozzarella cheese sticks?

YA
ITS SO GFOOD

I don't really have a strong opinion on those, but I can agree that it tastes good :>

IKRRRRR(with the intention of making you buy me some)

I don't even know where you live

[fake address]

Are you stupid?

take a jokr its not my real address ☠️
cant you just doxx me

Unlike you, I have morals
I don't use this skill for my personal benefit 😒
Only when it concerns Kaiser.

d.rider
just send it by paypal
€2.50 only 🤗🌹
seen

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"Wow, what a ho–"

ding!

a notification cuts you off.

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Sorry late reply, and I can't, it requires
your number

yuo were actually considering it..
i knew you likrd me

I wanted to do something nice but you are making me change my mind

NO PLSE I NEED IT
xx-xxx-xxxx

Is that actually your number?

yuh

But I'm a stranger, you should be more careful about personal info like this!

dw, i can tell that you are a good person,
even if you threatened to doxx mewhen we first met,
even though you type like a grandpa

Still!
AND I AM NOT A GRANDPA
[😟]

take a chill pill

Never utter those words again.
[😛]

so are you gonna send it or

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Ding!
[Paypal: xx-xxx-xxxx sent €10.00]

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REALLY?? €10 ?1?2?2?2
bro i mighy kiss you on the spot

WHAG
WHAT

THATS MORE THAN WHAT I ASKED FOR
TYSMMSMSM💜💜
ILY

You shouldn't throw those words around so carelessly..

hold your horses i meant it platonically

becayse you satidfied my cravings i will not doxx you for now 💜💜

"For now" 😧

now we have eachothers numbers
ill add yuo to my contacts
do the same to mine

Alright.

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xx-xxx-xxxx

Change xx-xxx-xxxx to "Lex 🤑" ?

Yes No

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Lex 🤑

WE CAN TEXT HERE INSTEAD NOWWW
i have you saved as "Lex 🤑"

What's with the emoji..

bceause you gave me money and it will stay like that
what did you save me as

Your number

nvm, maybe i WILL doxx you

I lied, it's "Y/N 🐥"

why a baby chick
do you consider me a chick 😼

It's because you keep on talking, but it's not a bad thing.

I actually kinda like it when you talk
unsent

what was that

Nothinf to worry about :>

a typo..... suspicious

Don't start

ok.....
wait
MY WORK BREAK IS OVER
dawg time is so fast when you are enjoying 😭

You enjoy talking to me?

duh, we are like this 🤞
and you TOO probably also enjoy talking to me
i mean who wouldnt 😼

Yea, I do

🫣🤭

Weren't you the one boasting? What is this reaction

STOP
Ok fr i need to go
BYE BYE😘

Bye! :>

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Ness stared at the screen, a bit nervous since he used his PERSONAL number and actually gave it to you, and maybe a bit flustered due to your bold messages. But despite your silly antics, a smile is shown on his face every time you guys talk. Ness realizes what he's thinking and denies it instantly. 'She's just a funny friend, that's it!'  he thought.

'I'm currently staying at blue lock right now, I hope she doesn't actually doxx me..' he sweat drops.

—

You are currently on your shift right now, the café was a bit busy since it was a Saturday and many people were going outside, you just never seem to catch a rest. Work was almost over, after serving some costumers, the phone starts ringing, probably someone ordering online.

'It's literally almost closing time. STOP.' You didn't want to pick it up since you can go home but everyone else seems to be too busy to answer and you're still an employee so you just pick it up. "Hello! This is (cafe name) what would you like to order?"  "An Americano." The voice was a bit familiar, but you just brushed it off. "Okay sir, that'll be–" "€2.00, I know. Make it quick I don't have all day. Head to [address], apartment number's #." The man quickly says and hangs up.

Just. My. Luck.

After making the drink and heading to where the delivery guy is, a confused look strikes your face. "Oh, Y/N! An online order?" "Yeah, where's (delivery guy)?" "He went home just now, seems like there was an emergency. Since we're closing soon would you mind delivering that?" "Actually–" "You will? Great, thanks!"

'NO WHAT. WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP CUTTING ME OFF. THE ADDRESS IS SO FAR AWAY ARE YOU SERIOUS? I BETTER GET PAID EXTRA FOR THIS. THIS ISN'T EVEN MY JOB WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE DELIVERY DRIVER ANYWAY?!'

Arranging the order into the motorcycle's box thing (idk), you put on a helmet and head to the given address using a GPS app. Arriving to what seems to be an apartment that looks like a 5-star hotel, you sweat drop and head to the given room number to deliver the order.

Your knuckles hovers above the door, a bit nervous to knock. 'Why does this door look like it costs more than my life' you just suck it up and proceed to knock. 'For my salary, and a bonus hopefully'

The door opens.

You and the man stare at each other.

'PRODIGY TROLL????' Your jaw drops. "Are you gonna just stand there? Where is my order?" Sae asks.. maybe more like demands. "Oh- right, sorry.. Here." He then takes the bag and gave you the money. 'An americano again, huh? Smh this is so not skibidi'

"Stop staring."
'Gladly' "Oh, my bad"

A moment of silence..

"So, nice weather, huh?" You try to strike up a conversation, maybe you'll leave a good first impression and then later he'll realize "oh my golly Y/N is so nice i feel so miserable for being to mean" and then beg for forgiveness for treating you oh SO RUDELY.

.
.
.

He shuts the door.

.. 💢

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ohoho i have PLANS 🙏
Also please check my very first chapter! (.000)
I just edited some stuff :>