[5:32PM]

ingrown nail gang

pikami
ok
so
wow this gc died like instantly😀
i was on bakugou's acc a few days ago andddd

pinkiialien
AND WHAT
IVE BEEN DEPRIVED FOR CONTENT FROM THIS SHIP

theflextapeman
finally doing something useful 🥳

pikami
wait
the whole gang isn't here
KIRIMOTHERFUCKINGSHIMA
WAKE UP

theflextapeman
i don't think that's gonna work
this is how you do it
hey bestie wake up pls 🤩

therocknotoffical
hello
i am now awake

pinkiialien
yo 😳

theflextapeman
yo 😛😉

pikami
DOES NO ONE CARE

theflextapeman
no lol

pinkiialien
I CARE
CONTINUE

pikami
he helped her go to sleep 🕴
it was a shit attempt
BUT STILL AN ATTEMPT
and apparently he felt guilty?
idk y/n just said he did but i think he deleted the message

pikami
OMG I TAUGHT HIM SOMETHING

pinkiialien
thank you for the new chapter of my fanfic

pikami
no problem
can't wait to see it 😍

pinkiialien
you better comment on it 🙄
you've been lacking the last few chapters

pikami
IM SORRY
i'll comment right after this 💕

therocknotoffical
he's never helped me go to sleep :(
i was struggling to sleep a couple of weeks ago and he told me to shut the fuck up 💔

theflextapeman
that was the night we made a mukbang together 😩

pikami
WITHOUT US??

theflextapeman
you would've eaten half of everything so we didn't invite you
we invited kermit tho 😛

pinkiialien
🧍‍♀️
i am outside your room sir
open up 😁🔪

theflextapeman
let's continue talking about bakugou and y/n shall we? 😁

pinkiialien
so now you care 🙄
but yesss

pikami
so
yk how he sleeps at 8:32
THAT NIGHT
HE SLEPT AT

therocknotoffical
it isn't that dramatic 😐

pikami
AT 9:40

therocknotoffical
WHAT
IS HE OK?
he's never stayed up that late before
i should check if he's ok

pikami
he has an illness
mina and i have confirmed it

pinkiialien
yes nurse denki

pikami
why am i the nurse
i want a cool dr thing before my name 🤬

pinkiialien
because i want the cool dr thing in front of my name 🤬
but yes nurse denki
he has sadly been diagnosed with..

therocknotoffical
omg
pls don't say it's anything bad

pinkiialien
crushing
better known as

pikami
falling in love 💔

theflextapeman
so dramatic and for what 😐
plus he probably couldn't sleep that night

therocknotoffical
but he's always slept at that time since we first moved to the dorms
so maybe he really is crushing 😳
the problem is nothing too serious right???

pikami
no
it's very serious
the symptoms are that his heart could start beating rapidly around or even thinking about y/n
or as lil cutie uraraka says
'doki doki ('⌣'ʃƪ) ♥'
and he could start blushing
or even worse...

pinkiialien
flirting
the worse symptom of them all
not for them but us
because it's gross and he can't flirt

theflextapeman
PLSLSLSS
remember that time when we were in a vc with this girl and we told him to flirt and he just said
"you sound like a hag"
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therocknotoffical
symptoms sound extreme
hopefully he turns manly with this
cause atm
he's a -2/10 on the manly scale
which is an improvement to lasts week -10/10

pikami
ooo
what am i?

therocknotoffical
hmm
3/10
the whole dr argument earlier put you down a lot buddy
plus she said it first so 😛

pinkiialien
ily kiriririri 😘
so what's my score???

therocknotoffical
ok this one is pretty easy
7/10
you're pretty manly and confident
but sometimes you start fights 😗

pinkiialien
i always finish them too 🤬🥶‼️💯
unlike emo boy 💔

pikami
i finish my fights wym ‼️💯
tonight
12 am
on hypixel
we'll duel

pinkiialien
deal 🥶🤬

theflextapeman
embarzzing 🕴
anyways
sire what is my score??

therocknotoffical
10000000/10 🤩🥳😍❣️💞❤️💖💝
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pikami
favoritism? 🤨

therocknotoffical
no
you just aren't as manly dude 💪

pinkiialien
as much as i'd love to talk about how unmanly denki is
i need more content so
let us discuss

theflextapeman
put a finger down if you've ever used a real life relationship to write more content for a fanfic
mina put a finger down 😁

pinkiialien
are you forgetting where i am?
😁🔪

pikami
put a finger down if you've stayed up all night finishing a fanfic

therocknotoffical
manly 💪 man= 9
sexc woman= 8
sexc man= 10
denki= 9

theflextapeman
ayo 🔇
my dude
kiri
why have you got 9

therocknotoffical
it was a haikyuu fanfic 🙄💖

pikami
x reader???

pinkiialien
send the link privately pls 😛
GUYS
I NEED TO WRITE MY NEXT CHAPTER
SO
IF WE CAN GET A MOVE ON
MUCH APPRECIATED

pikami
lol wait
where are we in the story rn?

therocknotoffical
chapter 9
title: 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑

pikami
no i meant of the bakugou thing i was talking about

therocknotoffical
oh 😃
uhm
he helped y/n sleep
he slept at 9:40
and has been unofficially been diagnosed with 'crushing'

pikami
ok
so he also used '<3'
but sarcastically
OH MY GOODNESS
how could i forget
like a week ago it was their one week anniversary for texting
and he sent her a customized meme thing??

pinkiialien
ONE FUCKING WEEK
AND YOU DIDNT TELL US

pikami
oops 😐
but he made his own one and made him and it said
"this flower is my present to you" or some bs

theflextapeman
wait
that's like acc evidence
i'm starting to be on board more

pinkiialien
YES
this is perfect for my fic
thank you 🛐

pikami
no problem xoxo
BUT Y/N SAID
IM QUOTING THIS SHIT
"lil piss baby 🤪"
so fucking embarrazzing

pinkiialien
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY AN INSIDE JOKE 💔

pikami
at least this confirms that we are in fact her best friends
we're always on her mind 🥺

pinkiialien
mina x y/n x denki
...
platonically
of course 😃

pikami
yes...
platonically 😃

theflextapeman
did i miss out on some shit

pikami
only platonic shit

therocknotoffical
so i went to check on bakugou
and i asked him what's up
and after a bit i asked about y/n
yk like the sneaky bitch i am
and
he
said
"she's fucking weird but..."

therocknotoffical
then he pauses, contemplating his next words to try and maintain his reputation of being a cool, angry teen. but the words that spilled from his mouth didn't compromise...
"she's pretty cool but more fucking weird...and gross"

therocknotoffical
then he pushed me off the sofa 💪

pinkiialien
made me tear up
amazing writing
the build up and tension i felt during this paragraph moved me
may i use this for my book!? 😳😁

therocknotoffical
give me a shoutout at the end of the chapter then you may use it

pinkiialien
i love you so much kiririri 💖🥺

theflextapeman
hmm
ok then
mina
get your own best friend and writer 🤬

pikami
we all know i'm too dumb for writing
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pikami
i was just joking but ok 🥲

pinkiialien
ok i think i have enough content for another chapter

pinkiialien
I MEAN
ok i think we have enough evidence to see this ship is sailing

theflextapeman
yk
i acc agree with you
maybe i was a little bit wrong
and they could actually work out

therocknotoffical
glad to have you on the team 😎

pikami
new player unlocked: the planner

theflextapeman
the what?
you're telling me i have to come up with shit?
AND ORGANISE STUFF
nvm i disagree

☆゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜★

A/N

why is it that i can make chapters where there's no romance longer and write it quicker when it's just fully shit and crap 😁

and wow insomnia really hit tonight, i woke up at 3 and couldn't sleep :(

and the 4th wall may have broken so what 🙄

also thank you so much for 300+ reads, it's so nice and comforting knowing people enjoy reading this story even though i kinda hate it and just using this as a way to cope with reality 🥲

I KEEP GETTING EMBARRASSED AT THIS BOOK ESPECIALLY "lil piss baby" I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AT THE TIME

ily and stay hydrated ik you didn't drink 8 cups of water today so go take care of yourself <3