[7:55pm]

you
HAPPY ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY 😜🥳🤩❤️

bgkatsqi
why were you typing for 2 minutes 😐
it was really fucking annoying seeing those bubbles just for that
and anniversary for what?

you
WOOOOOW
since the first time we texted each other 😁😁

bgkatsqi
ITS ONE WEEK ITS NOT THAT BIG OF A FUCKING DEAL

you
i wanted to get the timing right 🥲 i wanted to get it the same time the first text was sent
and it's one week which is obviously a big deal
that is 24hours x 7
which is...
😁

bgkatsqi
168 hours
💔
i cant believe i've know you for that long

you
HEY I KNEW THAT
and wow 😐
yk you haven't changed at all since the first day i texted you

bgkatsqi
i know you're bad at maths so i decided to do it for you 🙄

you
IM NOT BAD AT MATHS

bgkatsqi
you keep making up shit about how maths is fake
just so then you have an excuse not to be bad at maths 😭

you
fuck you
also where the fuck is my one week anniversary present 🙄

bgkatsqi
IM NOT SPENDING FUCKING MONEY ON A WEEK ANNIVERSARY
AND PLUS
HOW WOULD I GIVE IT TO YOU

you
by sending it 😐
i even got you a gift
i'm heart❤️broken💔 that my kind act was not returned

bgkatsqi
PAUAHAHA
i never asked for your stupid gift

you
oh
ok :(

[8:08]

bgkatsqi
AHHHHHHHHGGGG
send your stupid gift then 🙄

you
ok :)

open it

bgkatsqi
how tf am i meant to do that

you
by opening it?

bgkatsqi
FFS
SO STUPID
OPEN THE FUCKING ENVELOPE

you

i luv u <3

bgkatsqi
are you fucking serious

you
that's my present 😁
oh wait
is that something in the envelope?

bgkatsqi
what is it 😐

you

oh
who put that there 😳🙄
i guess it's your gift too

bgkatsqi
this is a shitty attempt to flirt

you
IM NOT TRYING TO FLIRT WTF?
who tf would flirt with you 🤢
it was meant as a friendly gesture
obviously 🙄

bgkatsqi
stfu
shitty excuses
and a lot of people flirt with me 🙄
but i somewhat appreciate the gift
eventhough i'm never gonna use the coupon

you
i never wanted you to use it 💔
i told you someone put it there :(

bgkatsqi
sure

you
do you still not have a gift for me 🧍‍♀️

bgkatsqi
no
i already told you

you
ok
weLL
hopefully for the one month anniversary you actually get me something 😐

bgkatsqi
i'm not getting you anything
ever
i don't wanna spend my money on you

you
understandable 😩
dude
i'm really fucking hungry

bgkatsqi
then eat

you
smart idea 😍
i'm gonna go get some cornflakes

bgkatsqi
why cornflakes

you
cause they're crunchy 😩😍
and help me shit ❤️

bgkatsqi
WHAT THE FUCK
GIRLS SHIT?

you
uhh
no
failing biology i see 🙄

bgkatsqi
IM NOT FAILING AT ANYTHING
IM ALWAYS NUMBER 1

you
you failed at getting me a gift for our one week anniversary 🙄
how can you be a hero if you don't even give gifts to your friends 😭

bgkatsqi
who the fuck said we're friends

you
i did

bgkatsqi
we are not friends

you
best friends 😁😁

bgkatsqi
fuck no

you
b...bo-boyfrien..d 🥺🥺

bgkatsqi
FUCK NO
SO MUSTY
I WOULD NEVER DATE YOU
FUCKING GROSS

you
who the fuck would wanna date your high ego flat ass

bgkatsqi
I DONT HAVE A HIGH EGO
and i actually have a voluptuous ass 🙄
sorry you don't have one

you
I TOO HAVE A VOLUPTUOUS ASS
hold on
my mom is calling for me

bgkatsqi
ok

you
oh i gtg see ya :)
have a good night
and sleep since you're sleeping soon
fucking loser

bgkatsqi
SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID BITCH

you
bye <3

bgkatsqi
piss off <3

bgkatsqi
and here's my present

and this

appreciate it since i customised it
bye

☆゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜★

A/N

i officially do not care about school

anyways
i feel bad for my friends a little because i'm never on instagram
i just think it's a toxic place and i don't want a bad mindset

writing the "mom" was uncomfy
but i hope you guys like that sexc drawing 😩

BUT YO
SO
MY SCHOOL IS NOW FORCING ME TO PUT ON MY CAMERA
i don't want them to see my akaashi cardboard cut out 💔