mystery man:
okay, your time out is over.
i hope you learnt your lesson

hoe:
JISUNG~
JIJI
SUNGIE
FINALLY
ITS BEEN 4 DAYS
i missed you :(

i didn't think you were serious

mystery man:
i dont lie smh

hoe:
UH?
FALSE
you called yourself ugly that's the fattest lie i've ever heard

mystery man:
you don't even know what i look like?
or wait
do you?
did you hack my phone?
are you a stalker?????
oh my god do you know where i live?????????

i knew you were too good to be true

hoe:
"too good to be true"

mystery man:
wait-

hoe:
👀👀👀👀👀👀

mystery man:
nonononono
i meant
i just meant like

hoe:
i knew it
you think i'm handsome :)

mystery man:
whatever

hoe:
no need to be embarrassed~
you're so adorable

mystery man:
shut up ugly

hoe:
i-
whatever you want babyboy

mystery man:
ew 😷😷😷

hoe:
did you really just say ew

mystery man:
who even says babyboy anymore?
apart from 60 year old men on grindr

hoe:
......

mystery man:
...............

hoe:
....................
guess i'm 60 year old men on grindr then 😔✊🏼

wait so
you're not straight?

mystery man:
no, i'm gay
is that a problem?

hoe:
definitely not a problem
more like a blessing
;)

mystery man:
I-
the block button looks REAL good rn

hoe:
you like it really

mystery man:
SO ANYWAY

hoe:
you didn't deny it 😙