"Kohaku-San."

The womans head slowly turned to the figure, holding hands with a silver haired man and avoiding eye-contact with her.

A small smile appeared on her face as she turned around in her wheelchair.

"Nakano-Taichou." 

Tears instantly fell from Nakanos eyes as she had taken off her sunglasses out of respect and had her infinity off. The overwhelming guilt she felt was terrible. It was like a thousand anvils were pinning her down with a hot piece of metal stabbing her 24/7 and leaving that burning feeling.

"How have you been, taichou?"

Kohaku was only 24, and the incident had happened when she was 21.

A prodigy, to a crippled regular hospital patient.

"I'm so sorry, Kohaku-San."

"Theres nothing for you to be sorry for." 

Though the female spoke softly and in a welcoming voice, Nakano was the least bit comforted. She felt so, so, so, so guilty. She would do literally anything to gain Kohaku's forgiveness, whether it be through money or missions.

"I've never been mad at you for what happened." The Uchihas eyes snapped up in shock but Kohaku was just smiling.

Actually,

Kohaku seemed happier.

"K-Kohaku-San?"

"It wasn't your fault, you know." She stated more than asked. "I was prepared for everything as a shinobi, and I mean everything. What happened couldn't be avoided, but you thankfully got me out of there before I could die."

"But now..."

"I'm crippled?" She nodded. "But I rather this than be a shinobi."

"W-What?"

"I hated being a shinobi, to be honest."

"Then why would you-"

"To support my family." A sigh escaped her. "My family is very poor, and I could get lots of money as an ANBU. Of course that ended once I got injured but..." 

A thankful look was sent to Nakano, who looks down at her intertwined hands with Kakashis. He gives her a slight squeeze in support, also wondering what Kohaku was talking about.

"You've been paying for everything haven't you? Even my brothers academy fees."

The silver haired male looked at Nakano in disbelief, wondering if what she was saying was true. And by the look on his lovers face, it definitely was.

"Thank you for that, Nakano-Taichou."

"It's...No problem."

A few more seconds of silence occurred until the youngest gestured for the older to move closer, which she did hesitantly and released Kakashis hand, who stayed behind. 

Kohaku brought Nakano into a hug, surprising her, but she embraced it fully. She clenched her teeth and stopped her sobs, making sure to wrap her arms around Kohaku gently.

"You don't need to feel this burden anymore." Her eyes widened.

"Nobody blames you."

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"I pLaY pOkEmOn gO EvErYdAy, I pLaY pOkEmOn gO~" Nakano sighed as she laid on the couch upside down with her legs over the top.

"Kakashi-Chan~" She called the man who was reading his book on the other couch.

"Say something, i'm booooored~ Ooh! I got it!" She brings her hands up and curls her middle, ring and pinkie finger in, pointing out the others.

"Let's play catch with discarded rice balls while discussing the separation of church and state! Then lets troll people!"

'What kind of idea is that?'

She proceeds to clap her hands with a grin, repeating everytime she spoke.

"Alright! Name things you love about Uchiha Nakano!"

"Nothing."

"-Everything!"

"Please keep that attitude going. Team 7 needs that kind of idiocy right now."

Her smile quickly turns to a frown at his words, and she changes to a more appropriate seated position.

"Tch. Cant they just let me kill Orochimaru or whatever?"

"You're the nine-tails jinchuriki, you're not even supposed to be a sensei for Naruto."

"I'm the strongest, so theres nothing to worry about~!" She whines, honestly tired of the isolation.

"Hey, by the way, do the higher ups know i'm Narutos sensei too?"

"No." 

"I see..." A mischievous grin appears on her face, giving the Hatake a bad feeling.

"When's the next meeting with mina-nii and the elders?"

"Why...?"

"Nothing." She stands up and waves at him before racing off to find Naruto- Who was most likely with Jiraiya.

"Why do I feel like shes about to start a war?"

She almost did.

"NARUTOOOOO~!" Said boy turned with stars in his eyes, looking at the woman who ran towards him with arms out and a bright grin.

He copied her and ran towards her while Jiraiyas eye twitched.

"NEE-CHANNNN~!"

"LETS GO PISS OFF THE HIGHER UPS!"

"OKAYYYY~!"

Instead of a hug, she picked up the boy and threw him over his shoulder.

"Besides, we need to talk about me teaching you wind styles~!"

"W-Wait, you weren't supposed to do that?!"

"Nope~"

"Dads gonna kill me!"

"Nope~ Don't worry, your nee-chans the strongest so ill protect you~!"

"Dads stronger than you."

"Ahaha, you're funny Naruto."

"I'm not kidding-"

"We're here~!" She kicks the door open with her hand on Narutos back, who she pushes forwards lightly after setting him on the ground.

"Mina-Nii~"

"N-Nakano?!"

Koharu and Homuras eyes sharpen at the sigh of the dual haired female together with the Namikaze.

"What are you here for?" He sends Nakano a slightly threatening smile, but she ignores it.

"Nothing much~ Just wondering if it's alright that i'm teaching Naruto some wind jutsu?"

"Teaching?" Koharu glares at her. "You shouldn't even be near him."

"Oh, haha really? Sorry." 

'Losers.'

"Yes, Nakano...It's fine."

"Okaaay~" Naruto grins. "Now go, it's bad to skip training." She scolded as if she wasn't the one who stole him.

"But you-"

"Oi! I said it's bad, go back!"

"Nee-Chan!?"

"Good boy, see ya!" Once hes out of the door, she turns back to the three and smiles.

"Now, can I kill Orochimaru?"

"No. You are not to go near him." Ordered Homaru, who held a look of slight distress.

"You alright there?" Nakano teased. "You're looking a little pale."

"Nakano, it's almost the end of the chunin exam one month break, so please dont cause any trouble." Her sensei begged, but of course she just played it off.

"Me? Trouble? Pssh- Never."

"Either way. We know who Orochimaru is going to be disguised as."

"Really now?"

"Yes." Minato nodded. "But we have someone who offered to take care of the man."

"Who?"

"lord third." She scratched her cheek and pressed her lips into a thin line.

"The old geezers gonna die."

"Nakano!"

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"I'm a grown adult, why am I grounded?"

"Once you start acting like an adult, then they'll let you go." She pouted at her boyfriend who finally finished cooking.

"Whyyyyy?"

"Kano-Chan?"

"What."

"You do know your hair has been turning white, right?" Her eyes widened, and she bolted up.

"BUT IM ONLY 26!"

"Haha, you're old."

"THIS IS SERIOUS!"

"This is, but fighting a master of the silent killing isn't?"

"Yeah, because this is about me!"

"What's wrong with white hair?"

"YOU SAID IT YOURSELF! IT MAKES ME LOOK OLD, I DONT WANNA LOOK LIKE YOU!"

Kakashi squints his eyes at her and proceeds to flick her forehead.

"I dont look old."

"Whatever."

"And my hairs silver."

"Tch!"

He grasps her hand and leads her to the restroom to check on her hair.

"Are you actually growing white hairs?"

"No!"

"Than maybe its a side effect of your power. It's only on the right side of your head too."

He watches as comical tears roll down her face, mentally digging a grave for her beautiful hair.

"I'm being punished for my sexiness."

"I...Don't think it works like that." He sweatdropps. "It's probably just a side effect of your power." 

She sniffs and grabs scissors.

"IF IT'S NOT MY BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, HAIR I'LL CUT IT OFF!"

"W-Wait, Kano-Chan!"

This had definitely become a crack fic-

If you dont like that stuff, i'll kindly ask you to leave, thank you.

Theres gonna be a LOT of angst in shippuden so get ready for that.

I hope some of yall got my JJK references. If you havent watched it yet, you SHOULD.

What do Nakano and Gojo have in common? Prlly a lot, but eh. What do yall think?

LOVE YOU GUYS <333333