𝘊𝘖𝘓𝘓𝘈𝘉 𝘞𝘐𝘛𝘏 Y0UR_FRI3NDLY_FR3AK

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☆ • My part.

☆ • I respawned into a new map, my face expressing both disgust and anger at the same time. Cause dude, what is the matter with that guy..- Someone put their hand on my shoulder making me look at them, it was Slingshot and dude seemed petrified. I chuckled, "You got killed by that dude?" asked him, he nodded. "Yeah, dudes phucking terrifying.. but he's pretty chill!" he explained.

I raised an eyebrow, "Is he a new phighter?.." "Yeah! He oddly became one the day after you though!" Slingshot stretched, letting out a loud yawn.

"Anyways, this match is annihilate, so you just go around killing people! Ima go! Ciao!" He said before running off. I just realized this place was a mall, and thankfully there were no demons. I started running around watching the other demons phight, a big ol' grin on my face. I just stood in my own little hidden place, nowhere to be seen! If someone did, I'll kindly blast them in the face.

After a few moments I heard footsteps, I prepped my parasol. I fixed my posture and looked around. "Come out dude, last time I remember this isn't hide and seek." I called out, keeping my guard up.

♤ • I chuckled, quickening my pace up to a run as I entirely knocked Umbrella over, shoving my heel into their stomach, pinning them to the ground.

"Last time I checked, you weren't supposed to be hiding from the others! Are you afraid to get your ass beat?"

"No! I'm not afraid-"

"Then get your ass out there and quit being a pussy!"

I chuckled again for some reason, grabbing Umbrella straight up and tossing them towards the others, running straight to Banhammer after and firing a couple rounds, knocking him down to only a small bit of health. "Have a good rest, cause I'll make your life a fucking nightmare!" I then slammed the side of my mini gun directly into his spine, killing him for this round. "Never thought a legends son was that weak!" I started running again, firing some rounds at Boombox, getting rid of him entirely.

I stopped abruptly, hearing the sound of bullets flying past my ear, "What the matta' sweetie?" That accent is... wait a second..... that's Scythe...

"Don't phucking call me that...."

"Did I strike a nerve?"

She striked, slicing my side open entirely, earning a pained, loud yelp from me.

"You wanna play rough little miss southern whore? ILL PHUCKING SHOW YOU ROUGH!"

"Ohoh! Looks like I did strike a nerve!"

I fired, most of the bullets missing Scythe yet a couple going directly through the nerves in her legs, causing them to lock up as she fell down.

"W-WHAT IN TAR-"

"Shut the phuck up."

I shoved my heel as deep as I could into her throat causing her to start gasping for air as I chuckled. I then grabbed her directly by the arm and fired at her, knocking her to zero health. "A leader of a cult is this weak? Disgusting. Humiliating at most." I chuckled again, my gaze fixating on Shuriken as I saw him beating the absolute fuck outta Sword. Good friends beating the fuck out of each other, how funny! I stopped chuckling as I dodged an orb, I immediately knew this was from Umbrellas weapon as I glared at them.

"Game on."

"Let's see if your tall ass can really handle me!"

I chuckled as Umbrella striked, easily dodging and flashing them a cocky grin, the grin almost immediately faltering as they hit me in the side Scythe slashed earlier with their weapon. I'm not letting that get to me. I've gotta get into a 1v1 later with this phighter.. I fired a couple bullets, the bullets hitting Umbrella in some of the spots where they got striked by others earlier.

☆ • I let out a pained groan. Holy shit I gotta get used to this, I should do more training after this.. BUT! Being lazy is way better than that. Ok let's not get distracted.. like always. I took a few breathers, trying to distract myself from the pain as I prepared another orb. I really gotta quit doing this, but it's fun exploding shit.

I pressed my finger on the button and let go of the cover, sending the orb towards him which he dodged.. only half of it hitting his arm.

I ran up towards him, tapping the parasol open to cover myself. But I started to realize how the cover started to look.. rugged, now I just realized I can't use this as a shield forever but I want to get this over with! I just wanna lay in bed and sleep like a bear in hibernation.

♤ • "Not so fast Umbrella. Keep an eye on the target and NEVER look away."

I kicked them in the side of the head, knocking them to the ground and lowering their health. "Yet again, keep an eye on the target. Or I might just end this round off with a bang again." I glared at Umbrella, my cyan horns glowing, as they do when my phinisher is ready, a demonic grin on my face. "I'll make your life a nightmare when it comes to phights if you can't keep an eye on a target, taller or shorter than ya."

☆ • I let out shaky breaths, my hand trying to regain it's grip on my parasol. I tightly shut my eyes before lifting it up and jabbing the sharp end in his side, very aggressively. Might as well get this freak of nature off me, I'd rather die somewhere far away from him.

After that I jabbed it in the side of his chest, using the rest of my strength to push him away from me, before ripping it out. Some of bros blood got on my beautiful weapon, it doesn't deserve to be his blood. But what's the point of this, I'm gonna die anyways. I stared into his eyes as I watched him hold his side that I punctured him in. My phinisher is nowhere near done.. especially after using it on Vinestaff, sorry beautiful woman..

I held onto the nearest wall, as I did he aimed his mini gun at me.

I panted as my hands scratched the wall, holy shit that felt uncomfortable. "I just wanna sleep.." I groaned.

♤ • I chuckled, the chuckles quickly turning into almost maniacal laughter, it was clear I wasn't going to go down.

"You just wanna sleep eh? Hope you have fun being in the dark Bitch." I fired another round, each individual bullet hitting the spots other phighters have hit. They were gone for this round. "Should've saved your phinisher instead of using it on Vinestaff. Phucking imbecile." The scoreboard popped up as it normally does when phights are over, and for some reason..... I was the MVP.... I didn't fucking deserve it. 14 kills, 1 assist, 0 deaths. Umbrella was right below me in kills, 2 kills they needed to get the MVP. Why do I feel dizzy?.... Why do I....

SNAP OUT OF IT. DONT PASS OUT. DON'T PASS OU-

It's so dark...........