a/n: brought to you by the fact i would definitely be shitfaced w my friends rn but quarantine is crushing my dreams (drink responsibly)

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finn:

-he's a clumsy drunk

-just has a bit of trouble controlling those long ass limbs of his

-you have to basically be there as a sort of support beam the whole night

-he's vv sweet though

-makes you cuddle

-hes a total bitch when he's hungover though

jack:

-you two usually just stay home and drink white claws on his roof or in his basement

-he gets oddly philosophical??

-same as when hes high

-very much a "whats the meaning of life" typa guy

-asks stupid questions

-"y/n would you leave me for harry styles?"

-"yeah of course what kind of question is that"

-"makes sense, i would've been offended if you said no"

wyatt:

-sassy little bitch

-vv protective

-if you two are at a party, he shields you from other guys

-won't leave you alone

-scared you're gonna get roofied or something

-probably won't remember it in the morning but it doesn't matter

jaeden:

-clingy/horny

-glued to you the whole night whether you're alone or at a party

-probably a make out sesh or two

-hands ALL over you

-kinda embarrassing but you're usually to drunk to care

-v soft when hung over

sophia:

-sooooooo soft

-v sensitive

-will cry if you are mean

-will also cry if you're sweet

-will cry no matter what

-its cute though