"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." - Robert J. Hanlon
------------------------------------------Β·Γ·Β±β‘Β±ππ°π―π₯π΄ π’π―π₯ ππ¦π΅π³π’πΊπ’ππ΄Β±β‘Β±Γ·Β·------------------------------------------
Gambling.
Another huge problem in society is gambling. If it's for money or anything else.
Nowadays most things have some gamble in them.
------------------------------------------Β·Γ·Β±β‘Β±ππ°π―π₯π΄ π’π―π₯ ππ¦π΅π³π’πΊπ’ππ΄Β±β‘Β±Γ·Β·------------------------------------------
Yeah...This is awkward, for me and Alisa. Yuki seems to enjoy this to the maximum point.
They even got to be some kind of friends.
Which is a war crime at this point. Every lunch break I am witnessing the closest you can get to a genocide when seeing Amikura Hasebe and Yuki on one table with me.
Why is it always me, who has huge problems with women?
Give me a break, please. Horikita, Kushida, Hasebe, Amikura, Ichinose, Alisa and Yuki.
Why do I only have two male friends and a whole arsenal to choose from when I get horny?
What is wrong with me?
And why the hell did Yuki decide to let me sleep on the floor? Isn't it my bed and room?!
And why was it that I was this close sleeping next to Alisa?
And who decided it was a good idea to let the window half open? I am freezing at this point.
And why do Yuki and Alisa both have two blankets and I only have one?
Where is equality when humanity needs it the most? Why are people still demonstrating on the streets?!
"(Psst...Alisa. Is Kiyotaka already asleep?)"
Now this is interesting, what if I pretend that I am asleep, and listen to their 'girls' conversation?
"(I...Guess so? I mean he is quiet?)"
"(Alisa-san, he is quiet even when he is awake. Especially to girls, so that is no confirmation of his sleeping status.)"
Is that some kind of insult thrown at me even when I am pretending to sleep?
Can't I ever have peace? And why the hell do I feel the presence of Alisa's huge assets even now?
"(How shall I confirm that, Yuki-san?)"
"(Hit him.)"
"(Wha- No!)"
"(Don't worry, he likes getting hit from women.)"
It's quite funny to me how well my sister knows me, but on the other hand, she doesn't know me that well, to judge my kinks.
"(Regardless of that, I am not going to hit him!)"
That is very good material right there, and quite weird that Yuki recommends using violence against me, knowing my capabilities.
"(Then give him a kiss or poke~ him.)"
"(Why did you make the kiss sound much more mature than poking him?)"
"(Psychological Influence)"
"(That is not- Yeah whatever.)" Suddenly she gave up and started to poke my arm.
Normally, you will get caught pretending to sleep if you suddenly move after the first tap.
Also, you will get caught if you don't move at all.
So I decided to roll over to my right shoulder at the third tap.
"(He is asleep. I suppose.)"
"(Great~)" Yuki whispered, as she then stood up, laying barely a centimeter next to me.
She was right between me and Alisa, somehow I got mad, but somehow I am glad she did.
Maybe because of a protective mechanism every older brother has?
"(Tell me. Be honest. Alisa-san.)"
"(Y-You are making it sound like I am a highly wanted criminal who is getting questioned by a police officer...)"
It sounded like she said. As if it was a crime to be close to me.
"(What do you like about Onii~chanΒΏ)"
"(U-Uh... What I like about him? In what way?)"
"(Every way~)"
"(Well uhm...He is nice? Why is it your business if I like him or not? I mean, isn't it his problem?)"
She was completely right about it. I never liked it when Yuki or anyone else pried into my problems. Not even my mother.
I always hid those things for me taking care of it myself. To not include anybody else in them, since they were not even part of the problem most of the time.
Usually, I never talked about my problems, yet Yuki was always aware of them. But why did I never talk about my problems?
Simply because I don't know why there is still a problem within myself. It's like I am trying to compete with others whilst being in a civil war with myself.
"(See, Alisa-san...I am worried you know? I am quite scared that he might turn into a loner. Not because of my reputation, but rather because of his well-being. Guys often start to dislike their sisters once they start to dislike everyone else. And I am scared of that.)"
She is worried? About me?
Seriously? Out of all the people, she was the one who did not know how I worked.
Pathetic.
"(I...Don't know what to say. But I won't say that he is dislike among the girls. Maybe Horikita-san and Karuizawa-san dislike him. But it's only natural to be disliked by some people.)"
"(Ah. I think he will somehow manage just like always. It's sad that he was placed in class D. I honestly think his capabilities are way higher than the standard of Class-A.)"
"(Huh?)"
"(A-Ah did I say something delusional again? Don't worry about it. But I believe in him, Alisa-san. Please put your trust in him as well. He won't disappoint. After all, winning in the end is everything that mattered to him.)"
"(I am trusting him. Don't worry about that, Yuki-san. But...Why do you think of him so highly? He just seems so... average?)"
It was genuinely interesting to listen to their conversation with me.
Not because it was about me, but rather because Yuki and Alisa were thinking sharply right now. They weren't joking around or teasing each other. Rather they were just quiet.
They had a serious conversation, which came unexpectedly at such a weird time, around midnight.
"(...Experience. Let's put it that way. Never judge a book by its cover, Alisa-san. Who knows what a person is capable of in this school? If he were only average, he would have been put in Class-C by logic.)"
"(...I still don't get it to be honest.)"
"(Don't worry, you will find out about him later on. Just let the time tell you.)"
Their conversation came to a halt. Just as expected, Alisa was probably lost in thought. People always get lost in thought when it comes to the matter of my existence.
In my opinion. My existence is not possible by the laws of humanity. But here I am. My actual existence also confused everyone that I talked to. Even this school. My mother, and even my sister.
My mother isn't sure what to think of my capabilities. My sister is scared of me in many ways. It's not that I like being a feared opponent. Rather, I hate it. I hate it. Everyone looks at me as if I were a machine.
"(Yuki-san. You are in Class B right?)"
"(Mhm~ What about it?)"
"(Can I uh... Ask you for a favor?)"
"(Sure)"
With that... my body fell asleep, cutting off the most important part of their conversation. Sad how I will never actually find out what it is. Or maybe I will? Would Alisa keep it a secret?
But I will eventually find out on a later day. So there is no need to skip sleep for such a thing.
After all, it's a race against time for everyone else except me in this school. I can lean back and enjoy everything...
Yeah...Enjoy it...
"(Can I uh...Ask you for a favor?)" I asked in unison.
"(Sure.)"
I am completely unsure, if this is going to work on her. After all, she seems to be much more of a skilled person than every other person who I talked with.
"(...)"
"(Is it about Kiyotaka?)"
"(Yes. Yuki-san. What do you think of the situation, as of now?)"
"(Huh?)"
My question seems to have confused her a little. No. More like it caught her off-guard.
"(My opinion about the situation you mean? Hmm~ I think this was to be expected. It's not really surprising at this point.)"
Yuki was after all, objectively, smarter than Kiyotaka, or maybe even smarter than Yukimura and Horikita in my class.
She passed the entrance exams with at least B's, which was still worse than me, but I don't think she took it that serious like I did.
"(Don't get me wrong. That you guys would end up in this situation was quite surprising, not only for me, but for everyone.)"
"(...?)"
"(I sound like I am not that worried haha~ In fact I am quite troubled of the thought that Kiyotaka will have to deal with this daily.)"
She laughed it off a little, and just as expected, she was a bit scared of the situation in which her brother was put in.
A basic being-a-sister problem.
"(Why?)"
"(Alisa-san. I think, that once these so called Special Exams arrive, your class will gain momentum. Don't worry too much about it. Alisa-san, as ridiculous as this will sound: Please never, even if he fails again and again, leave Kiyotaka's side.)"
This genuinely confused me, I thought that Yuki was a person which thought about everything objectively, well, that was how she sounded just a minute ago.
But right now, it sounded like she was saying this in bias. As if she only said it to make her brother popular.
But there is something into it.
Kiyotaka was not normal, well, for a highschooler. He was something different. Maybe it's because I am still not that perfectly adapted to the Japanese culture, however...
Everyone is slowly getting aware of the existence of a boy called Suou Kiyotaka.
Suou Kiyotaka, originally introduced himself as Ayanokouji Kiyotaka. But where did that name come from?
And why is everyone acting like that was a normal mistake? Am I just overthinking it?
Horikita already was quite confused, as to why Kiyotaka behaved like this. She even once asked in the girls groupchat, in which she usually never writes, if somebody else noticed his strange behavior.
Apparently, nobody did.
More like, nobody wanted to admit it.
Recently, I was feeling quite uneasy about him. In the last short test, he scored 50/100 points.
What confused me the most, is that his scores couldn't make him a Class D student.
It just isn't possible. According to his scores, he would score a 50, means average.
His trained body, which I observed during the swimming lessons are telling me that he is above average in athletic ability.
His social ability isn't bad at all. He was fine with helping out the idiot trio.
He even cooperated with us easily.
Cooperation and Social contribution aren't under average either.
So...He should be ranked around average to slightly above average. Wouldn't that make him at least a Class-C or even Class-B student like his sister?
"(I guess you are lost in thought, am I right?~)" Suddenly Yuki interrupted my train of thoughts.
It shook me a little how she said something in the perfect timing, as if she predicted my mind.
"(A bit.)"
"(What was it, that locked you in thought, Alisa-san?)"
"(The more I think about it...The more confused I get about the topic of Kiyotaka's placement in this class.)"
"(Hmm?~)"
"(It sounds like he is...As if he was just not fitted to be placed in this Class. As if it was a misplacement...)"
"(How come?~)"
"(Ah, I don't have anything to back up my claims yet. It's just a very weird feeling. As if there was something brutally wrong with it.)"
If anybody put more than two minutes of thinking into it, they would achieve the same thing as I did.
I want to learn as much as possible about him as I can.
"(Here I thought you figured it out~...)"
"(...Please?)"
"(You are my opponent technically~ So where is the fun in telling you how to correctly use that nuclear bomb?)"
Nuclear bomb?
"(What?)"
"(Forget it~ You will remember what I said later on. However, I want to ask you something as well, Alisa-san.)"
I will remember what she said? But how though? I fail to imagine what that could mean.
But somehow, it gives me a really uneasy feeling, being around him.
"(That is?)"
"(What is your goal? Why do you want to know that much about Kiyotaka? There is no use I believe.)"
...I think that whatever business I have with her now, I need to retreat as soon as possible.
It was a simple underestimation of her capabilities. I didn't understand Yuki either.
These siblings are complicated to me.
"(Isn't it normal to know as much as possible about a classmate which could help me advance further in this schools hierarchy?)"
"(Ah~ Here I thought that you weren't one who was after knowledge instead of relationship when it comes to him. I guess I did a false measure about you.)"
Somehow this was driving me mad. Why would she immediately go on and tell me that I am no partner suited for him?
Why would she even ship me with him? Do we appear this close already? We are barely friends since two weeks.
"(How come you think that?!)"
"(Ah...Just a weird feeling. Don't bother, you know it much better than I do for sure.)"
------------------------------------------Β·Γ·Β±β‘Β±ππ°π―π₯π΄ π’π―π₯ ππ¦π΅π³π’πΊπ’ππ΄Β±β‘Β±Γ·Β·------------------------------------------
Kiyotaka POV:
Somewhat was tickling my neck. And something heavy was on the right side of my body. More precisely, it was a weight pushing my body harder against the floor.
I couldn't feel the presence of my right arm anymore and my mind couldn't let me sleep due to something tickling my neck. And well, I never really felt something like this except Yuki decided to have a cuddle session with me.
Or it is...
Maybe a bed monster like Yuki always scared me when I was little?! Okay, I will punch whatever is overlapping my arm in 3- 2- 1-
As I wanted to give it a pretty peaceful hit with my fist, I heard a quiet mumbling.
"Ngh...Don't move..."
Wait a second...
Alisa?!
What the hell is she doing? Judging from the clock in my brain, it's around 2 a.m. means I have around 7 hours left of sleep. And I guess that this is the next problem I am going to overcome tonight. However, I am quite confused as to how to handle such a situation most effectively.
Currently, it seems like these 7 hours of sleep are only going to happen if I adapt to the condition of these huge breasts applying insane weight on my arms.
"(Yuki...)"
I wanted to call my sister for advice, however, I quickly noticed she was sleeping like a rock. Literally. I think we are two sides of a coin. She wakes up at heavy changes in her surroundings, and I wake up the second I feel the slightest temperature change.
So there is probably only one single option left to wake her up.
I took my phone which was lying next to my head, with the free arm I had, and threw it lightly at Yuki's stomach.
Causing her to wake up in an instant. Well, that throw wasn't that light, rather quite painful for her I assume, as she woke up with her arm covering the position where I hit her.
"(What the... Huh Kiyotaka- Oh my god. Is that what I think it is?)"
I could see that Yuki was directing her phone screen at me, lighting up the area around me as well. Her face was a once-in-a-while reaction from her. Her smirk is something that everyone would pay for to not see in such a situation.
And what would anybody expect of a hyper-energetic little sister, who is ready to sell her soul for her older brother to have success with girls?
"(Shall I leave? Don't go too rough-)"
"(Be serious Yuki. If we wake up like this later, I am going to be in trouble. You know exactly how troublesome this position as a guy is.)"
"(Eh? How so? She did that, not you. Besides, until we should wake up on a natural way, is in around 8 hours? So don't be shy and...Ρ Π²Π°ΡΠ°ΠΉ ΠΈΡ !)" [Grab them!]
My intrusive thoughts are telling me to listen to my little sister for once in a while. And this is bad. The degeneracy is going to be a huge problem tonight.
My brain tells me not to do it, but the little devil, aka. Yuki, tells me to grab them or at least let my face rest in them. It's a typical suggestion from Yuki, but this time, my brain just has the sudden urge to do this.
So?
What should I do? What would the most logical approach to this situation be?
"(You are stupid if you think I would really do that, Yuki.)"
"(So that means I can grab them? I always wanted to grab huge breasts, if she wakes up, I am gonna pretend it was you.)"
"(That is not an option. If you are going to do that, I will tell her that you are a lesbian.)"
"(What?! You little devil!)"
"(Aren't you the one who is barely 1,50m high? You should go back to elementary school, there are several kids who are in your weight class.)"
"(Ha?! Say that again and I will show everyone a picture of this situation!)"
"(You won't.)"
"(I will!)"
"(You won't.)"
"(I will!)"
"(You won't because I won't let you.)"
"(Agh!)" As she then realized it would hurt her reputation as well, she backed off from that statement.
"(Now what shall we do?)"
"(Uhm... Maybe you should try and move a little. Or just wait until she wakes up naturally in this position, if she does that, you should quickly pretend to be asleep. She will get embarrassed about it quickly and eventually never mention it again?)"
"(Sometimes, your genius is frightening me, Yuki.)"
"(See? I am not only boobs! I can also use my brain!)"
"(You have neither. So don't overplay yourself with it.)"
It was just a joke. She had good proportions and was quite smart I must mention. There was a reason as to why she got to be the student council president back in middle school.
But. I believe that the time is up for her regarding that. I think, since Alisa wants to run for the student council, I don't have to use my sister anymore.
Now, I found another way of pushing through my ideas to the school. Even though I am not sure if it will work, I am pretty sure that there will come a time when she will be useful to me.
Alisa, Horikita, Yuki, Kushida, and Hirata. It's making me more excited than any kind of adrenaline rush I ever experienced.
"You! Just wait until she leaves, you won't ever have the chance to sleep ever again!"
"(Shut up, if you continue yelling, we will wake her up.)"
------------------------------------------Β·Γ·Β±β‘Β±ππ°π―π₯π΄ π’π―π₯ ππ¦π΅π³π’πΊπ’ππ΄Β±β‘Β±Γ·Β·------------------------------------------
Since I failed to fall asleep after waking up once at night, I decided to stay awake for the rest of the night and proceed to watch UFC 294. Just to see that everyone is getting smashed by some Dagestanis.
Well, it's like rewatching a horror movie, knowing what will happen anyway. So not too exciting for me.
I quickly switched over to watch some Indians building a Villa out of mud and some branches using a stick. The sounds were brutally satisfying to hear with my AirPods. But it didn't help falling asleep. [Be honest, everyone watched such a video once.]
A human isn't designed to fall asleep after just waking up unexpectedly, and having somebody's body weight on the other half of their body.
But damn was she soft. It feels like a heavy pillow hugging my arm.
You are reading the story above: TeenFic.Net