a/n: this chapter will be a "sneak peak" of the hate blog that you created. the opinions here are pure shit and i dont believe that they are true!!!

you can also suggest a better name for the blog im having writers block ajdjsjs

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the black cat uprising
a blog by: iridescent_fauna

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Announcement!
published on: June 27
published by: iridescent_fauna
status: closed

This blog is solely created as an internet forum for the infamous Chat Noir.

Opinions are welcomed! Controversial statements are also allowed.

Joining this forum as an anonymous person will be required in order to protect your identity. This is not optional.

Kindly create a friendly environment, to welcome more viewers in this blog.

That is all and have a pleasant day!

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anon 1: fuck i'm so excited

anon 2: so what is this about again?

anon 1: @anon 2 about Chat Noir

anon 2 : @anon 1 oh... isn't he ladybug's partner

anon 3: @anon 2 yep and i have pretty harsh opinions about him. i honestly can't wait.

anon 1: @anon 3 same. i can't believe that i'm the only one who hates that cat.

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Chat Noir
published on: July 8
published by: iridescent_fauna
status: open

As we all know, Chat Noir is a superhero powered by the miraculous of the black cat that is known to cause havoc and destruction.

The complete opposite of Ladybug's miraculous.

I would like to know more about your opinions but if I do say so myself, I don't see any reason on why there is and there should be a "Chat Noir."

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anon 3: i agree with the op. i mean, ladybug can do it on her own

anon 1: @anon 3 ifkrr i dont see the need for chat noir

anon 4: he is hot and all but do you even see his outfit??? UTTERLY RIDICULOUS!

iridescent_fauna: @anon 4 chloe...?

anon 2: @anon 4 RIGHT??? AND WHAT IS UP WITH THE TAIL????

anon 5: @anon 2 and the bell

anon 2: @anon 5 UGHH THE FUCKING BELL

anon 6: @anon 4 bet chat noir is a furry

anon 7: @anon 6 nahhhh boy is a fucking stripper

anon 8: stfu y'all hating on chat noir but i bet my kidney that he saved y'all countless of times

anon 9: ungrateful bitches

anon 10: @anon 9 ifkrr

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Ladybug + Chat Noir
published on: July 13
published by: iridescent_fauna
status: open

Aha!
Paris' most beloved couple.
Even though Ladybug shut down speculations of them being a thing, people still ship them

...hardcore, if I may add.

Countless pictures have been found that include them kissing and honestly, it's NOT a sight to see.

They're out here to work, not to show the whole world how much they love each other.

I'm not forbidding them to fall in love with each other but please, they have their own houses where they can do whatever they want and only for the two of them to see.

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anon 3: THIS!!!

anon 2: their relationship honestly feels like a publicity stunt

iridescent_fauna: @anon 2 same

anon 8: @anon 2 EXACTLY!

anon 7: im so tired of seeing them being love-dovey on tv. i mean, they we're cute at first but now it's just digusting.

iridescent_fauna: @anon 7 honestly my thoughts

anon 5: okay but on a serious note, i dont think ladybug is in love with chat noir

anon 6: @anon 5 me either. i mean, their pictures of them kissing looked forced...

anon 9: lmaooo op is so bitter

anon 13: why with the hate op??

anon 11: @anon 9 bet op is a single teenager

anon 10: why are you so bitter op??? cover your eyes if you dont want to see them ffs

anon 12: @anon 10 ifkr!! she be doing it for the clouuuuut

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Chat Noir and His Annoying Ass
published on: July 20
published by: iridescent_fauna
status: open

(beware of the informality)

lmaoooooo

i met chat noir today and im sooo fucking mad AHAHAHAHA

so i was watching this movie with my friend in the cinemas and we were suddenly attacked by an akumatized villain

he "saved" me by placing me on a fucking rooftop that has no way down

the stairs were folded and the door leading to the rooftop was fucking locked from the inside

im so mad HAHAHAHA

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anon 2: AHAHAHAHAHA

anon 1: lit rally a tragedy luv

anon 7: lmaooo op so petty

anon 11: this is literally a small problem.

anon 3: no one cares.

anon 5:WTFFF HOW DID YOU GET DOWN AHAHAHA

iridescent_fauna: @anon 5 i had to call a firefighter since i dont know the owner's number

anon 6: @iridescent_fauna did chat noir forgot to bring you down??

iridescent_fauna: @anon 6 apparently yes

anon 9: @iridescent_fauna what are you doing rn

iridescent_fauna: @anon 9 answering your question

anon 10: @iridescent_fauna why do you hate him?

iridescent_fauna: @anon 10 i dont hate chat noir. i just like to give constructive criticism.

anon 11: @iridescent_fauna can you make a q&a portion in your blog so that we can talk to you more??

iridescent_fauna: @anon 11 that's actually a nice idea.