CAROL DANVERS was horrified. She looked at the tiny body of Peter Parker, covered in blood. she could not imagine to loose him. Rhodey and Shuri dragged him away, Ned, MJ, Harley and Hope following.

"Give me the stones", Carol said to the Wasp. "then go to him."

"it is my fault", Hope said while handing her the stones. "i could've protected him, but i let him talk. And then --"

"he has superpowers, Hope", Carol comforted her. "He'll survive. Maybe, when he wakes up, Tony will sit by his side. Go, help them, i manage the rest."

"thanks", hope said and ran to the others.

Carol looked at Dr Strange and gave him the time stone. "here you go. don't do anything stupid."

"i won't. hurry up." The Sorcerer nodded and looked at Wanda and Clint. "let's go."

"yeah, let's go, valkyrie, yelena, in the space tube."

"did you just called the jet space tube?" Valkyrie shook her head in unbelieve.

"go, go, go!", yelena yelled. "i'm coming for yooouuu, natasha!"

"Wait!", Clint interrupted. "maybe, i should come too, i mean, i was there, when she ...when Nat sacrified herself. i should come with you."

Carol sighed. Yelena shook her head. Valkyrie cheered. "okay, man with arrows, but you sit in behind!"

The four Avengers ran into the Jet, Valkyrie and Yelena argued about a seat, and the Jet started. After only ten minutes, Clint asked for music. Carol said no and he pouted like a little child.

"look at the colours in the galaxy", yelena said and tried to not kick him or something.

"you guys are children", carol claimed.

"i'm almost 29!", yelena yelled angry, "and how old are you, miss?"

"'aroung ... dunno, 60? haven't been celebrating since 23 years."

"holy fuck!", Clint yelled. "do you have any tips for me? I'm in my 40s and look like an old ..." he thought about what he could say.

"superpowers, that's whatcha need. valkyrie, tell them."

"urgh, i hate you, danvers,", she said but turned around to the younger ones. "i'm about ... let's say 3000 years young."

"that's not fair!", clint cried and started to pout again.

"and ... we're there", carol said.

"what, so fast?", clint asked. "i wanted to ask you for your morning routine!"

"throwing knives at a poster of loki", valkyrie answered while trying to help carol, which slapped her hand away.

"my area!", she said.

"i know, i know." valkyrie smirked and tried to kiss her.

"eyes on the planet", carol answered but everyone could see her blushing.

as they landed, clint was close to vomit. "i hate you all", he growled and stretched his back. but then he saw the mountain, the violet dust and the dunes. and all the memories came back.

carol noticed him feeling uncomfortable. "you can stay in the quinjet, if you want", she offered him.

"no thanks", he said a little bit too rude. "i'm coming, because i alredy was here."

carol nodded. "uhm, let's go", she said and took valkyries hand. yelena hugged clint, when carol flew away and valkyrie grabbed the two assassins in the last second.

clint screamed so loud that yelena kicked him and bit him.

carol landed at the cliff, let everyone down and looked interested around.

"never again", clint let out.

"that is not the usual way", a deep voice said.

"nah, we like to fly", carol answered and looked a little bit disgusted at the red face of the man without a body.

"you're strange", yelena said. "i mean, like, really strange. why are you red?"

"o my god, yelena!", clint said. "you can't just ask people why they red!"

"i do, i just did."

"okay, following", valkyrie started. "we have the soul-stone."

The Red Skull looked grumpy as she mentoined the stone.

"and you have a soul, we need!"

"are you kidding me? that's not how it works!" the red skull shook his head in disbelief.

Yelena waited no second and tasered him.

"you will give us my sister or you'll die!"

"well, good, kill me."

"then you won't die!"

"okay."

"then you'll--, fuck you! i'll torture you until you hand us natasha!"

"that's not how it usually--"

clint interrupted him. "fuck off!"

"Language", the Red Skull said calmly but slightly offended.

"he didn't just ...", asked Valkyrie. "cap--, Carol!?"

Carol smirked. "i had to make sure, the whole universe knows it!"

"GIVE US NATASHA!", yelena yelled and tried to kick Carol and the Red Skull at the same time.

"calm down", Valkyrie whispered and gave Yelena a dagger. "this will work better."

"i have my own knives!", Yelena said.

"you know the difference between a dagger and a knife? if you don't want it --"

"yeah, yeah, i get it, back off, my dagger." she turned back to the red skull, who was annoyed by Clint, threatening him with Pizza with pineapple.

"where's the pizza from?", asked Carol. "Can i have a piece?-- oh wait, no, first, you get us natasha, mister ugly-red-face, and then, maybe, you'll get a slice of pizza -- if you like pineapple."

"okay, okay, i'm hungry, give me the stone!"

Valkyrie whispered to Carol: "we annoyed him so hard that he gives us Natasha, i think that is good. Very good."