JoMo🔪: I've heard rumors.

fucking hell. what a lovely way to start a conversation. hello to you too, Joseph...

JoMo🔪: Sorry, I like to make dramatic entrances. Helps me get into character. Anyway, I've heard from one of my sources that you may or may not have a thing for a certain male co-star of mine???

one of your sources? what is this? CSI fucking los angeles?

JoMo🔪: I don't know what that is, and I don't think I want to know either. I want to know the truth, you know? The deets.

deets? what are you, five???? there are no deets because I don't have a 'thing' for anyone.

JoMo🔪: Not even if I said the person that you have a 'thing' for, has a 'thing' for you?

please, joe. can we stop speaking like this, honestly it's giving me a head ache. now, what are you talking about?

JoMo🔪: You have a thing for Daniel Gillies and he may have a thing for you, too.

Daniel is married.

JoMo🔪: Daniel's marriage is dead.

morbid.

JoMo🔪: No, I'm being serious. He and Rachael have been over for a long time now. They're keeping it on the down-low cause it's bad for publicity right now and given that Julie's just given us our own show...

right? okay. well, I haven't exactly known him for long... how do I know that this would even work out?

JoMo🔪: GET TO KNOW, FOOL

honestly, i hate you sometimes

JoMo: You love me, fool.