four // such a poser

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"I SAID WE needed a jet" Natasha told Mason, once they saw him. Anastasia laughed at what Mason had really gotten them, a rusty, beat up helicopter. 

"Yeah, you know what you didn't give me? Time. Or money. I'm not made of jets" Mason said as he exited the helicopter and walked onto the grass. "I thought you were supposed to be the best. Like a real pro" Yelena said causing Anastasia to let out another laugh. 

"Oh, I beg your pardon, tsarina. Was the free flat and lifetime supply of kissel not to your liking?" Mason said causing Yelena to sarcastically laugh at him. "Don't let her wind you up" Natasha said as she looked at the helicopter closer. "No, I take exception to impugning my professionalism" Mason said. 

"Well, you did set me up with a generator that crapped out after six hours" Natasha said walking behind the helicopter. Mason scoffed and said, "You, too, huh? Tag team. Next thing that one will probably gang up on me too." Anastasia laughed and said, "Aww, he's a sensitive boy. See why you keep him around Tasha." Mason scoffed and rolled his eyes.   

Anastasia watched as Yelena went to the front of the helicopter and breathed on it to make a smiley face. "Where's the rest?" Natasha asked as Mason brought a brown duffel bag out of the helicopter. 

He opened it and said, "Voila." Anastasia went into the bag and saw food, which made her smile. She took one of the bars out. Natasha turned around and saw her little sister with the bar in hand, "Oh, I stashed that, like, five years ago." 

Anastasia bit into the bar and started to chew it. Yelena was now by her sister's side waiting for the review of the food, for she was starving too. "How is it?" Natasha asked as she watched Anastasia chew it with slight disgust. 

"It's dry. It's really dry" Anastasia said as she continued to eat it, before she grunted making her way into the helicopter. Yelena followed in pursuit. 

"Today is your luck day, Alexei" Natasha said into the comms. Anastasia was in the co-pilot seat, while Yelena was in the back. Anastasia shows Natasha the tablet with Alexei's coordinates in the prison. 

"Move to the door on the south wall" Natasha said into the comms once again, directing their once father figure. "Go left" Natasha said once again. "Just don't make a scene" Natasha commented as she guided the helicopter slightly down. Soon the girls saw Alexei running out of the prison into the snow covered courtyard. 

"You made a scene, didn't you?" Natasha said with annoyance watching as guards chased after him.

"What now?" Alexei asked. "We're gettin' you outta here" Natasha said driving the helicopter over him. 

The three sisters watched how the inmates came running outside, surrounding Alexei. "Go to the upper level" Natasha told Alexei. "Move your ass super soldier!" Anastasia said into her comms, making Yelena strain a giggle. 

Alexei started climbing up a wall, to which he made to the top, but a guard used a taser on him causing him to fall. "He's never going to make it" Anastasia said to her big sister as she looked out the window. "Get me closer" Natasha said getting a confused look from her little sister. 

"What?" Anastasia asked looking at her sister with an eyebrow raise. "You got a better idea?" Natasha asked as she grabbed a harness. Yelena got up from the back and opened the side door. 

Anastasia brought the helicopter lower as Natasha swung on the rope of the harness. As Anastasia made the helicopter closer to the bridge, Natasha did a flip and landed into her famous Black Widow pose. 

"Such a poser" Anastasia said as Yelena sat next to her. Natasha started to fight the guards using the rope to jump and kick them. At the same time, men started to shoot at the helicopter to bring it down. 

Anastasia started to lose control of the steering causing it to ramp into the bridge getting an annoyed look from Natasha, as Anastasia had caused the helicopter to almost ram into her head. 

"Seriously!?" Natasha yelled out as she layed on her back. "Whoo!" Yelena said putting her hands behind her head. "Yelena help me!" Anastasia yelled out getting an eye roll from her sister. 

"What are you doing! Are you kidding me?" Natasha yelled out as Anastasia just glared at Yelena, who put her thumbs up, not being able to hear the older redhead. "We're both doing a really good job up here! You're doing great down there!" Yelena said putting another thumbs up. 

Anastasia rolled her eyes and made the helicopter get higher in the air. Once she did this though, the guards started to shoot the helicopter again. 

"God dammit! I didn't want to do this today" Anastasia yelled out annoyed on the mission they were on. "Yelena take over the driving, I'm going to take care of these people" Anastasia said leaving the driver's seat. 

Anastasia went into the back and grabbed a bazooka and shot it at the watchtower. "Ha!" Anastasia said smiling at the damage. Anastasia went back into the drivers seat and put her microphone back on. She looked to her left and frowned. 

"Whoa..." Anastasia said making Yelena look over as well. "Oh shit..." Yelena said. Both girls watched as an avalanche formed. "This would be a very cool way to die" Anastasia and Yelena said at the same time. They were used to saying the same things at the same time, so they didn't even look at one another. "I didn't think that through now did I?" Anastasia said referring to her shooting the gun. 

"Nope" Yelena said laughing slightly still watching the scenery. "Tell me that's a good sign for us!" Alexei yelled into his ear piece. "Move your ass!" Natasha shouted back. 

"Get us outta here!" Natasha yelled out causing Anastasia to start to drive the helicopter. Natasha ran and grabbed the rope of the helicopter as Anastasia flew them around to try and grab Alexei. 

The avalanche was trailing behind the helicopter causing Anastasia to turn it slightly making it look like she was leaving Alexei behind. Alexei shouted out, "Wait!," thinking he was being left behind. 

In fact, Anastasia turned the helicopter and descended letting Natasha grab Alexei. "Ahha! Yes let's go Ana!" Yelena shouted out proud of her little sister's driving skills. Anastasia smiled at Yelena, happy that they didn't die. 

Natasha climbed up the rope, followed by Alexei. Yelena was already out of the co-pilot seat helping Natasha up. "Natasha I need your help up here!" Anastasia yelled out making Natasha go into the front and sit in the seat that was occupied by Yelena a few seconds ago. 

Natasha and Yelena both put on the headsets, so they could hear Anastasia. "Oh, that was exciting" Alexei stated as he caught his breath. "Oh, I'm so proud of you girls" Alexei said looking at Yelena who was looking straight ahead at her younger sister's head, ignoring the person she once called dad. 

"Oh, you can't hear me, huh?" He yelled as he saw all the girls had headsets on. "Okay" Alexei said as he put on the last pair of headphones. "Ah..." He laughed, "Wow, okay."

Anastasia groaned and punched Alexei in the face. Yelena laughed and clapped her hands happy that her and Anastasia were on the same page. "Why the aggression, huh? Is it your time of the month?" Alexei asked as he wiped his nose. 

"I don't get my period, dipshit. I don't have a uterus" Anastasia said. "Or ovaries" Natasha added. Yelena smiled knowing what Anastasia was going to say next. 

"Yeah. That's what happens when the Red Room gives you an involuntary hysterotomy. They kind of just go in and rip out all of your reproductive organs" Anastasia stated, doing hand motions as she spoke, "They just get right in there and they chop them all away. Everything out, so you can't have babies."

"Okay, okay. Okay! Okay!" Alexei yelled out, "You don't have to get so clinical and nasty." Yelena laughed and said, "Well I was going to add on and talk about fallopian tubes, but okay." Anastasia and Yelena shared a laugh, while Natasha held back a smile. 

"It means so much to me that you all came back for me" Alexei stated sitting down across from Yelena. All three sisters shared an eye roll as Natasha said, "No. No. You're gonna tell us how to get to the Red Room."

"Huh. Whoa, look at you, huh? All business" Alexei said. Anastasia rolled her eyes and said, "Well I know it isn't pleasure. I didn't even want to come, I wanted to stay in Budapest and drink vodka, but no, Natasha had to bring me along on a death defying mission to who knows where-" Anastasia started to rant, but was cut off by Yelena. 

"Ana, shut up about not wanting to be here, you think I want to be this close to him?" Yelena said scooching farther from Alexei. 

"Little Natasha, all indoctrinated into the Western agenda" Alexei started causing the two younger sisters to stop their small fight.

"I chose to go west to become and Avenger. 'Cause they treated me like family" Natasha replied back to Alexei. Anastasia looked at her sister with pain in her eyes, knowing that Natasha didn't see her like family. 

"Really? Family? Well, where are they now? Where is that family now?" Alexei said getting an annoyed look from both of the red headed sisters'. "Tell me where the Red Room is" Natasha said. Alexei huffed and said, "I have no idea." 

Natasha huffed and ripped his headphones off. "Come on. You and Dreykov were like" Yelena started.

"Dreykov?" Alexei huffed. 

"Yeah" Natasha said. 

"General Dreykov, my friend, huh? Gives me glory... Soviet Union's first and only super soldier. I could have been more famous than Captain America" Alexei stated, which caused Natasha to get more annoyed because of her relationship with said Avenger. 

"Then he buries me in Ohio on that stupid mission. So, tedious, boring me to tears" Alexei said turning to Anastasia who gave him a glare. "No offense, huh?" Alexei asked Anastasia who just turned back around and ignored him, missing the look from both of her sisters. 

"Then puts me in prison for the rest of my life. Why, huh? Why? Why would he put me in... You know why? 'Cause maybe I want to talk about the withering of the state. Or maybe I don't like his hair or something and I say something casually about that. Maybe, you know, I want the party to feel actually like a party instead of this sourpuss organization" Alexei said making Anastasia turn around with furrowed brows. Natasha and Yelena were both slouching in the chairs bored at everything Alexei had said. 

"But instead, no. He puts me in prison for the rest of my life. He just runs off and hides, huh? I'm not even the one who, uh, you know... I'm not the one who killed his daughter" Alexei said getting a look from both Yelena and Natasha. 

"Can we throw him out the window now?" Anastasia asked from the front of the helicopter. "I think we should wait till we get to a higher altitude" Natasha replied. "All right" Anastasia said. 

"Почему бы не спросить Мелину, где это (Why not ask Melina where it is?)" Alexei said. "Wait, mom Melina?" Anastasia asked looking back at Alexei. 

"We thought she was dead" Natasha said with brows furrowed. Alexei scoffed and said, "You cannot kill a fox that swift." 

"Ew" Yelena said making a face of disgust. "What?" Alexei asked, "She was the scientist, the strategist. I was the muscle. She worked directly for Dreykov far more than I ever did."

"Wait. Are you telling me that Melina is working for the Red Room present day?" Natasha asked leaning forward. "She works remotely outside St. Petersburg" Alexei said causing Anastasia to scoff.

"Uh, I don't think we have enough fuel for St. Petersburg" Anastasia said as she looked at the almost empty fuel tank. 

"No, we're good. We'll make it" Alexei assured the girl. Anastasia just looked forward and said, "Okay."

AUTHOR'S NOTE.

here is the fourth chapter. i hope you enjoyed! please leave feedback and let me know if you enjoyed <3 love you and i hope you have a great day/night