(I'm Sangwoah ⚱️ has entered the chat)

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
I like the new name Atsumu

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 🦊
Haha did y/n kick you out from last night?

BETTER TWIN 🤍
Serves you right

SANGWOO 🔪
What the hell are you talking about

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 🦊
Wha -

BETTER TWIN 🤍
Then who's that 🤨

Y/N ✨
NO

I'M SANGWOAH ⚱️
Right, I haven't introduced myself

MASTER OF NONE 😁
?

NYAHAHAHA 😹
Oya?

I'M SANGWOAH ⚱️
I'm Sangwoah

Y/N ✨
Love I know 💅🏼

I'M SANGWOAH ⚱️
That's all there is to it

BETTER TWIN 🤍
Wuh

SANGWOO 🔪
YOU'RE SAYING THIS IS SANGWOO LIKE THE ACTUAL PSYCHOPATHIC SERIAL KILLER THAT TORTURES YOON BUM AND ALSO -

Y/N ✨
BEFORE YOU GO ANY FURTHER THE ANSWER IS YES PLEASE REMEMBER WE HAVE INNOCENT PEOPLE IN THIS CHAT

TANGERINE 🍊
Yoon Bum? Who is that?

BOKE HINATA BOKE 😡
BOKE 🥛

SUGAWARA SENPAI 💖
No one 😊 Daichi?

RIP DAICHI ⚰️
I got Nishinoya and Tanaka's phones with me dw

(Hisoka 🌟 ❤️ added Pedophile ⭐️ 💧 to the chat)

PEDOPHILE ⭐️ 💧
Are there any strong opponents here? 😏

HISOKA 🌟 ❤️
Unfortunately no, none of us here do magic like you do 😌

BETTER TWIN 🤍
Do you kill?

PEDOPHILE ⭐️ 💧
I do not hesitate to kill anyone who is "unworthy", meaning they do not meet my standards so yes

BETTER TWIN 🤍
Trust me, my ugly twin isn't worthy and he definitely doesn't meet your standards

SANGWOO 🔪
KILL HIM INSTEAD HE'S MUCH TASTIER

Y/N ✨
Save that for -

(Gourmet The Pedophile 2.0 💜 has entered the chat)

GOURMET THE PEDOPHILE 2.0 💜
Who's tasty?

SANGWOO 🔪
OSAMU

GOURMET THE PEDOPHILE 2.0 💜
Ooh another profound meal! My taste buds have been aching to taste something great once again! Oh how I desire for -

(Y/n ✨ kicked Gourmet The Pedophile 💜 out of the chat)

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
Why'd you do that?

Y/N ✨
I was getting ✨uncomfy✨

(Pretty Suicidal Freak 😍 added Dangerous Hottie 😳 to the chat)

Y/N ✨
Dazai, you were still here?

PRETTY SUICIDAL FREAK 😍
I liked this chat so I asked Tayama to add me back in 🤗

BEANPOLE 🌴
Who did you add?

DANGEROUS HOTTIE 😳
Me 😏

SANGWOO 🔪
Hold up picture plz

DANGEROUS HOTTIE 😳
*sigh* Fine...

(Sangwoo 🔪 kicked Dangerous Hottie 😳 out of the chat)

JACOB SARTORIUS 🤣
THAT BOY'S GONNA STEAL Y/N FROM US

SNAKE BOY 🐸
And here I thought you said you didn't like her... 😒

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND GAY OR ANYTHING BUT HE'S WAYYYY TOO HOT FOR THIS WORLD

SANGWOO 🔪
THAT'S WHY I KICKED HIM OUT

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
You know, I like this group chat because of the fun stuff that goes down in it, but let's just keep it as volleyball players with y/n

SUGAWARA SENPAI 💖
Agreed

PEDOPHILE ⭐️ 💧
Um I'm still here

(Pedophile ⭐️ 💧, I'm Sangwoah ⚱️, and Pretty Suicidal Freak 😍 have been kicked out of the chat. Bye Dazai 🥺)

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
This group chat will remain as Y/n and Hot Volleyball Boys 🏐

Y/N ✨
☺️🥰😚❤️

(And so an arrow shot through all the boys' hearts at that moment 💘)

Author's Note: I might come out with 2 chapters today depending on if I'll have enough time or not. For clarification:
I'M SANGWOAH ⚱️ - Sangwoo (the emoji is supposed to represent his ashes or sum)
PEDOPHILE ⭐️ 💧 - Hisoka
GOURMET THE PEDOPHILE 2.0 💜 - Tsukiyama (from Tokyo Ghoul)
PRETTY SUICIDAL FREAK 😍 - Dazai (from Bungou Stray Dogs. I changed his name because my indecisive self was like "Hey, he's not hot, HE'S PRETTY"
DANGEROUS HOTTIE 😳 - Fyodor (from Bungou Stray Dogs. I really can't come up with a "unique" name for him but like HE'S SO HOT AND FOR WHAT)