Author's Note: This is the first time I've put an author's note at the beginning of the story, but warning: this song does contain disturbing lyrics. If you don't like yanderes and psychopaths and murder, then you have been warned.

SANGWOO 🔪
Who's the better twin?

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 😋
Osamu

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
Osamu clearly

SANGWOO 🔪
There's 4 other people from Inarizaki here in this group chat. Y/n? 🥺

Y/N ✨
...
👉🏻👈🏻

SANGWOO 🔪
NOT YOU TOO 😭

Y/N ✨
I'm scared you'll cOmE fOr My AnKlEs 🤡

SANGWOO 🔪
😤 The only person who I'd genuinely go for their ankles IS THE PERSON WHO STARTED THIS CRAP

BETTER TWIN 🤍
🤭 Suna...

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 😋
I'm gonna go make sure all the windows and doors are locked, take the set of kitchen knives with me, and barricade the door to my room.

Hot Middle Blocker 😋 has gone offline

SANGWOO 🔪
I WAS ONLY JOKING

The next day...

SANGWOO 🔪
You're gonna die 🙃

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
What

SANGWOO 🔪
I'm gonna kill you 🪓

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
HOLY CRAP WHERE IS SUNA AND IS HE OK??!!!!

BETTER TWIN 🤍
HE'S NOT ANSWERING HIS PHONE

SANGWOO 🔪
You're gonna die 🙃

GUESS BLOCKER 🖤
I know I shouldn't be amused but I am

SANGWOO 🔪
I'm gonna kill you 🪓

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
I know at a time like this, this question may come off irrelevant or whatever but how do you know Atsumu's directing this towards Suna?

BETTER TWIN 🤍
(Screenshot of yesterday's conversation)

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
Oh shoot 🤭

SANGWOO 🔪
You're gonna die 🙃

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
ALL MY CHILDREN COME TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW. ALSO Y/N AND SUNA AREN'T ANSWERING THEIR PHONES

SANGWOO 🔪
I'm gonna kill you 🪓

SUGAWARA SENPAI 💖
I would be like Kita too if it was my children

SANGWOO 🔪
You're gonna die 🙃

HEY HEY HEY 🍰
WAIT WHAT

NYAHAHAHA 😹
What the hell's going on?

SANGWOO 🔪
I'm gonna kill you 🪓

PUDDING HEAD 🍮
Atsumu keeps saying "you're gonna die" and "I'm gonna kill you"

GUESS BLOCKER 🖤
Oh I caught on! Who's Atsumu's best friend? 😏

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
I would say y/n BUT WHY DO YOU ASK THAT AND WHAT'S WITH THE EMOJI I'M GETTING SUS

GUESS BLOCKER 🖤
I'm gonna wait for you all to figure it out 😋

SANGWOO 🔪
Feeling all blue, I've got no more time

BETTER TWIN 🤍
WHY ARE YOU FEELING BLUE AND WHERE ARE YOU ATSUMU

SANGWOO 🔪
They all hate me because of my crime

RIP DAICHI ⚰️
Wait what -

TANGERINE 🍊
YOU COMMITTED A CRIME ATSUMU?!!!

SANGWOO 🔪
Their threats come at me, their voices are loud

GERMAPHOBE 😷
Are you schizophrenic or something?

SANGWOO 🔪
All to condemn me, my face is still proud

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
IF YOU DON'T STOP ATSUMU MIYA I SWEAR

SANGWOO 🔪
You're gonna die 🙃

SNAKE BOY 🐸
My question is why is he texting this on the group chat

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
Probably to get our attention 🙄

SANGWOO 🔪
I'm gonna kill you 🪓

HEY HEY HEY 🍰
I'm scared

SANGWOO 🔪
You're gonna die 🙃

JACOB SARTORIUS 🤣
Is he saying he's gonna kill ALL OF US?!

SANGWOO 🔪
I'm gonna kill you 🪓

HOTTIE 🥵
Please don't

SANGWOO 🔪
You were my good friend, I saved you before

MASTER OF NONE 😁
Is this being directed towards y/n or Suna?

BEANPOLE 🌴
No idea

SANGWOO 🔪
I thought you turned good now, but you asked for some more

NYAHAHAHA 😹
Again, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

SANGWOO 🔪
You had to provoke me, so I beat you

HOLY WATER 💧
HEAVENLY FATHER PLEASE BLESS ATSUMU'S POOR SOUL

SANGWOO 🔪
Watched your skull bleed, now I feel blue

BETTER TWIN 🤍
ATSUMU WTF KITA-SAN PASSED OUT

SUGAWARA SENPAI 💖
You're with Kita?

SANGWOO 🔪
You're gonna die 🙃

PUDDING HEAD 🍮
You can stop repeating the same things now. We know what you're gonna say next

SNAKE BOY 🐸
I'm gonna kill you 🙄 (with an axe emoji)

SANGWOO 🔪
I'm gonna kill you 🪓

JACOB SARTORIUS 🤣
You're gonna die 🙃

SANGWOO 🔪
You're gonna die 🙃

NYAHAHAHA 😹
I'm gonna kill you 🪓

SANGWOO 🔪
I'm gonna kill you 🪓

ROLLING THUNDER ⚡️
Y'all aren't even taking this seriously anymore 😂

SUGAWARA SENPAI 💖
NISHINOYA SHOW SOME RESPECT TOWARDS OTHER SCHOOLS PLEASE

Y/N ✨
WOAHHH SO MUCH TEXTS

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
Y/N YOU'RE ALIVE 🙏 THANK GOODNESS

BETTER TWIN 🤍
BUT WHAT ABOUT SUNA

GUESS BLOCKER 🖤
Atsumu must've killed him. He said "so I beat you" and "watched your skull bleed" 😋

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 😋
Guys someone's in my house and is trying to break open my door

Y/N ✨
SUNA

SEMI SEMI ❤️
Please don't die

BETTER TWIN 🤍
WHAT WHO'S TRYING TO BREAK OPEN - Wait that's me and Kita

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
🤦

HOTTIE 🥵
🤦

SNAKE BOY 🐸
🤦

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
SUNA'S SAFE WNSKSOWOIRNF I'M SO RELIEVED

SANGWOO 🔪
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING 😂🤣😆

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

SANGWOO 🔪
I guess the only person who caught on was Tendou. IT WAS A LYRIC PRANK

GUESS BLOCKER 🖤
🤣 The song is Nowhere to Run by Stegosaurus Rex. I love listening to disturbing music 🤪

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
Atsumu...

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 😋
Uh oh

Y/N ✨
Uh oh

BETTER TWIN 🤍
Uh oh. Oh and Kita-San just left to go somewhere 😏

SANGWOO 🔪
WHERE?! NOW I'M SCARED

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
As you should be. Take a look outside your door Atsumu 😊

BETTER TWIN 🤍
RIP 💀

Author's Note: DON'T MESS WITH KITA-SAN. Also long chapter you're welcome 😌