Buckle up for a long chapter that was requested and based off of my own imagination.
Name clarification:
Ability: Step On Me 🙃 - Chuuya
Cute Weretiger 😚 - Atsushi
Four Eyes ✍🏻 - Kunikida

PRETTY SUICIDAL FREAK 😍
Y/N'S BEEN KIDNAPPED

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
WHAT

SANGWOO 🔪
WHAT

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
WHAT

HEY HEY HEY 🍰
WHAT

PRETTY SUICIDAL FREAK 😍
Oops wrong group chat but OK

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
MY DAUGHTER'S BEEN KIDNAPPED?!!

SUGAWARA SENPAI 💖
I absolutely know how this feels Kita-san, so please try and calm down and take deep breaths

SANGWOO 🔪
*grabs bat* I'm gonna kill whoever kidnapped her

(Y'all must be like: This feels way too familiar 😑😋)

BOWL CUT BRAT 🥺
EXPLAINNNN

PRETTY SUICIDAL FREAK 😍
OK OK. Hold on lemme just add my gang so this'll be easier.

(Pretty Suicidal Freak 😍 added Ability: Step On Me 🙃, Akaashi With No Eyebrows 🤚🏻, Four Eyes ✍🏻, Cute Weretiger 😚)

JACOB SARTORIUS 🤣
I thought we agreed this would be 'Y/n and Hot Volleyball Boys'

NYAHAHAHA 😹
WHO GIVES A CRAP WE'RE IN A RLY BAD SITUATION HERE

ABILITY: STEP ON ME 🙃
Who the hell added me

PRETTY SUICIDAL FREAK 😍
CHUUYA YOUR NAME ^ 🤣

CUTE WERETIGER 😚
Yes, Dazai-san?!

AKAASHI WITH NO EYEBROWS 🤚🏻
Yes, Dazai-san?!

CUTE WERETIGER 😚
😑

AKAASHI WITH NO EYEBROWS 🤚🏻
😑

CUTE WERETIGER 😚
Stop copying what I'm saying

AKAASHI WITH NO EYEBROWS 🤚🏻
I'm not doing it intentionally so don't get the wrong idea, Weretiger 🙄

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
UM MY DAUGHTER?!!

FOUR EYES ✍🏻
We found out y/n's been kidnapped by someone named Oh Sangwoo. Tayama did some hacking and found out the location.

SANGWOO 🔪
OH SANGWOO?!

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
WHAT IS THE LOCATION

BETTER TWIN 🤍
Kita-san, I would tell you to calm down but -

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
CALM DOWN?!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BE CALM IN THIS SITUATION -

BETTER TWIN 🤍
Exactly ^

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 🦊
I'm coming over to your house Samu since Kita's blowing up my phone to stay with you for now

FOUR EYES ✍🏻
The location is (some random address) in Tokyo. It'll only take us about 10 minutes to get there

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
I KNOW THIS WILL PUSH BACK TIME BUT TAKE ME WITH YOU

SANGWOO 🔪
I CAN HELP

HISOKA 🌟 ❤️
I would call Hisoka to help but he's busy. Also take me with you as well 🙃

BOWL CUT BRAT 🥺
Please be safe senpai

ABILITY: STEP ON ME 🙃
*Sigh* I'm only doing this because y/n's my friend

PRETTY SUICIDAL FREAK 😍
Nothing more? 😏

ABILITY: STEP ON ME 🙃
NO YOU SUICIDAL BRAT

PRETTY SUICIDAL FREAK 😍
You should've drank more milk when you were younger 🥛 😛

BOKE HINATA BOKE 😡
Yeah it'll make you tall

TANGERINE 🍊
I bet Kageyama's drinking milk right now

BOKE HINATA BOKE 😡
I am

(Ability: Step On Me 🙃 has left the chat)

(Pretty Suicidal Freak 😍 added Ability: Step On Me 🙃 back to the chat)

FOUR EYES ✍🏻
I'm not sure where you guys are from but we're in Tokyo at the moment

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
I'm in Tokyo too!

IWA-CHAN ✌🏻
I'm gonna punch whoever kidnapped her in the face (with those arms? Sorry I must be ruining your experience)

FOUR EYES ✍🏻
Meet us at (random place in Tokyo)

HEY HEY HEY 🍰
Please be safe 🥺

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 🦊
With Atsumu, they'll be safe

SANGWOO 🔪
Aw thanks Suna ☺️ - WAIT

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 🦊
😏

BETTER TWIN 🤍
Yeah I agree with Suna, he's had a lot of experience

SANGWOO 🔪
STAPH I HAVEN'T KILLED ANYONE BEFORE

AKAASHI WITH NO EYEBROWS 🤚🏻
I will prove to Dazai-san that I have gotten stronger

CUTE WERETIGER 😚
Yeah yeah 😒

(And so Kunikida, Dazai, Chuuya, Akutagawa, and Atsushi met at a random place in Tokyo and then picked up Atsumu, Oikawa, Tendou, and Iwaizumi. The 9 of them arrive at Sangwoo's house and yes just pretend it's in a run down neighborhood in Tokyo)

IWA-CHAN ✌🏻
I love how Oikawa came with us but is literally hiding behind me right now

FARMER BOY 🌽
Wuss.

SEMI SEMI ❤️
PFFT -

HISOKA 🌟 ❤️
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
EXCUSE ME USHI-WAKA CHAN

FARMER BOY 🌽
Tendou told me to say that

(Akutagawa breaks open the door with Rashoumon to see y/n eating cake with Sangwoo and Yoon Bum. We do not condone violence here 🤗 Chuuya kicks the table, Yoon Bum runs away and hides in fear, Kunikida points his gun at a puzzled Sangwoo, y/n explains what happens saying that nothing bad happened and they were just conversing and eating cake, and then things become settled, y/n hugging Dazai first out of all the boys 😏, and Atsumu and Sangwoo bust out their bats and fight like they have swords. The end)

(Requested by @kurrolovechild4736. Thanks for requesting 😚)

Author's Note: I'm thinking of maybe creating "A Chaotic Group Chat 2.0" because I feel like if I keep publishing chapters in one book, new readers are gonna feel overwhelmed to catch up or sum.
I'm completely open to new ideas, requests, funny Haikyuu meme images, and all that stuff. If I see your request, I'll definitely try my best to remember to say you requested it in the chapter