(Just try to imagine this please)

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
HI SISTURRR

Y/N ✨
OMG HIII 😙

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 🦊
Heyyy

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
OMG YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL TODAY

FARMER BOY 🌽
SIS SPILL

Y/N ✨
😶🤨 Ushijima is that you?

FARMER BOY 🌽
Gurl of course it's me *hair flips*

Y/N ✨
Yeah OK 😂

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
So my manz Iwaizumi full on made out with a girl in the hallway and I was like 🤭

IWA-CHAN ✌🏻
🐕 wtf ur eyes are playing tricks on you hun 💅🏼

Y/N ✨
👁👄👁 I am convinced some random girls stole your phones

SANGWOO 🔪
No bb ur wrong ❤️

Y/N ✨
😐

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
The girl saw me and was like omg and freaking ran off like boo, I already saw it's too late 🙄

Y/N ✨
Uh huh...

BETTER TWIN 🤍
Wtf don't make out with your boyfriend in the hallway if you don't want anyone to see 😂

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 🦊
I'd be like: "You know sweetie, sometimes you need to FREAKING STOP CRAVING ATTENTION"

BETTER TWIN 🤍
YASSSSSSSSSS 🔊📣📢

MASTER OF NONE 😁
TELL 'EM OFF GURLLL

Y/N ✨
😃 What is going on what is this

HISOKA 🌟 ❤️
Gurl wdym

HEY HEY HEY 🍰
🐕 I JUST HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA LET'S DO A SECRET SANTA FOR CHRISTMAS

HOTTIE 🥵
It's the lack of creativity for me 💅🏼

Y/N ✨
I am ✨confused✨

SANGWOO 🔪
It's a prank

(You see Atsumu, this is why some people don't like you ❤️ I mean, who kicked out Dazai, Fyodor, and the others? 👀)

Y/N ✨
OHHH Lemme reread the texts and laugh at them

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
That was excruciating

IWA-CHAN ✌🏻
Disgusting

HOTTIE 🥵
Terrible

SANGWOO 🔪
Awful

SALTY BOI 🧂
Stupid

BONUS #1: I KNOW THE PERIODIC TABLE BETTER 🧪

NYAHAHAHA 😹
I'll verse anyone who claims they know the periodic table better than me

JACOB SARTORIUS 🤣
I may not look smart but science is one of my favorite subjects since it's the only subject I'm good at so BRING IT ON I LOVE THE PERIODIC TABLE

SNAKE BOY 🐸
I find this hard to believe

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
😑

SANGWOO 🔪
You sure you're not cheating and have a textbook next to you?

NYAHAHAHA 😹
Kenma's right next to me

PUDDING HEAD 🍮
He doesn't have a textbook next to him but he could go on the internet

NYAHAHAHA 😹
I promise I won't

JACOB SARTORIUS 🤣
I'm not gonna cheat either I swear

BETTER TWIN 🤍
You 2 are bad liars

HEY HEY HEY 🍰
I'm interested now

Y/N ✨
Same

SANGWOO 🔪
Well start when you're ready

NYAHAHAHA 😹
Hydrogen

JACOB SARTORIUS 🤣
Lithium

NYAHAHAHA 😹
Beryllium

JACOB SARTORIUS 🤣
Sodium

NYAHAHAHA 😹
Magnesium

JACOB SARTORIUS 🤣
Potassium

NYAHAHAHA 😹
Calcium

(And so Kuroo and Terushima continued at this all the way until the end. Nobody won and yes, Terushima was secretly cheating 😌 I mean come on, he's NOT a chemistry nerd)

BONUS #2: WHO ASKED YOU OUT 😱

Y/N ✨
Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you?

SANGWOO 🔪
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT

HISOKA 🌟 ❤️
I've always loved that meme...

SEMI SEMI ❤️
*Sigh* What's the bad news...

Y/N ✨
A boy asked me out

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
WHO

SANGWOO 🔪
WHO DAFUQ DID

BETTER TWIN 🤍
Don't kill them please

Y/N ✨
His name is Kamitani Hayato (I chose a random boy and yes I watch this anime cuz it's adorable 🥺 I recommend it if you like cute stuff)

HEY HEY HEY 🍰
Looks like Akaashi

HOTTIE 🥵
What

GERMAPHOBE 😷
Did you say yes to him?

Y/N ✨
LOL NO 😋

SANGWOO 🔪
ANOTHER DAMN PRANK?!

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
Stop breaking my heart 😢

Y/N ✨
He's just a friend and yes, I was kidding. I'm sorry Oikawa 🥺

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
You owe me a kiss the next time you see me

SANGWOO 🔪
How about a hug, Oikawa?

(And so Atsumu and Oikawa fought for the next 20 minutes)

Author's Note: I randomlyyy wrote this for fun 😐
I put Oikawa and Atsumu as the biggest simps for you because it's just canon to me
Oh and also
IF YOU'RE A HARDCORE ATTACK ON TITAN FAN OR BUNGOU STRAY DOGS FAN, HMU