(If you like Tsukishima then I'm sorry, he boutta get attacked)

Y/N ✨
Did you know according to Google, watermelon and bananas are fruits with the most sugar?

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
Wut

HEY HEY HEY 🍰
But to me their not even that sweet

HOTTIE 🥵
*they're. It's not "their" Bokuto-san

NYAHAHAHA 😹
BRO UR SO STUPID 🤣

SANGWOO 🔪
I'M GONNA GET DIABETES

BETTER TWIN 🤍
No you're not

BOOMER HAIRCUT 👏🏻
This was so random

Y/N ✨
BABIES ARE BORN WITHOUT KNEECAPS

BETTER TWIN 🤍
Maybe because Atsumu steals them

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 🦊
I thought he liked ankles

SANGWOO 🔪
STAWPPP

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
Pfft -

SANGWOO 🔪
NOT YOU TOO KITA-SAN 😭😭

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
Then I grow kneecaps as I get older...? 🤔 🤷

Y/N ✨
You forget 90% of dreams within 10 minutes of waking up

SALTY BOI 🧂
You're so stupid you didn't know that?

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 🦊
Who is that being directed towards

SALTY BOI 🧂
Well it was being directed towards y/n but I guess all of you are stupid

Y/N ✨
😔 I guess I am pretty stupid huh

BOW CUT BRAT 🥺
NO YOU'RE NOT Y/N SENPAI 🥺🥺

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
DON'T LET THAT STUPID BLONDE GET TO YOU 😠

SANGWOO 🔪
YOU'RE SO SMART THAT I FREAKING NEED YOUR HELP ON EVERY SINGLE SUBJECT I NEED YOU TO TUTOR ME FOR GOODNESS SAKE AKANSNDKDKDLRLRLDL

TANGERINE 🍊
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TSUKISHIMA

ROLLING THUNDER ⚡️
Not "mean", Shoyo, but rather "sAlTy"🧂🧂

SALTY BOI 🧂
Stop saying I'm salty

CITY BOI 👨‍🦲
Then stop BEING salty

SALTY BOI 🧂
This is just who I am. I'm honest and I say what's on my mind. If something's a lie, I'll say the truth.

TANGERINE 🍊
Y/n is not stupid. I AM

SALTY BOI 🧂
You are stupid and she is, too.

Y/N ✨
😢 I dunno why but this just hurts

SUGAWARA SENPAI 💖
TSUKISHIMA KEI STOP THIS INSTANT YOU'RE HURTING Y/N'S FEELINGS

SALTY BOI 🧂
She's not my friend anyway

RIP DAICHI ⚰️
You can't really expect them to listen, Suga... 😅

TANGERINE 🍊
STINGYSHIMA 😡

SALTY BOI 🧂
What shorty? At least I'm not under 5'5

BOWL CUT BRAT 🥺
COMMENCE THE ATTACK

ROLLING THUNDER ⚡️
It's the having a crush on your best friend for me

GOMEN TSUKKI 😅
Wha -

SANGWOO 🔪
It's the older brother lying about everything for me

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 🦊
It's the liking dinosaurs at 16 for me

(Salty Boi 🧂 has temporarily left the group chat)

Y/N ✨
I don't deserve you boys 😭
(Liked by all the boys in the group chat)

(This was an idea by railmesakusa, where Tsukishima can bully us and get attacked. I mean y'all say he's saltier thank the ocean. You should go check her out, her Suna x reader book is so good I added it to my reading list 😋 Sorry if I couldn't be as creative with this chapter)

Author's Note: I love all of you 😚