NAME CLARIFICATION
Pretty Suicidal Freak 😍 - Dazai
Akaashi With No Eyebrows 🤚🏻 - Akutagawa
Cute Weretiger 😚 - Atsushi
Ability: Step On Me 🙃 - Chuuya
I Love Snacks 🍩 - Ranpo
🐀 Aren't Supposed To Be Seggsy - Fyodor

(Yes I really love Fyodor and if you're wondering why I decided to name him that then there's a link on my "About" section of my profile. I keep it there because 😋)

(Pretty Suicidal Freak 😍, Akaashi With No Eyebrows 🤚🏻, Cute Weretiger 😚,  Ability: Step On Me 🙃, I Love Snacks 🍩, and 🐀 Aren't Supposed To Be Seggsy have been added to the chat)

PRETTY SUICIDAL FREAK 😍
And I'm back here again?

Y/N ✨
DAZAIII 🥺

PRETTY SUICIDAL FREAK 😍
Y/NNN 🥺🥺

ABILITY: STEP ON ME 🙃
What. The. Frick.

GERMAPHOBE 😷
Mood.

PRETTY SUICIDAL FREAK 😍
Oh y/n you're so beautiful 😍 Will you be willing to commit a double suicide with -

ABILITY: STEP ON ME 🙃
She says no ❤️

PRETTY SUICIDAL FREAK 😍
Hmph you're not y/n

SANGWOO 🔪
MY Y/N WILL NOT BE JOINING YOU IN ANY DOUBLE SUICIDE

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
YOUR Y/N?! EXCUSE ME SHE'S MINE

PRETTY SUICIDAL FREAK 😍
*Sigh* These boys are huge simps for you y/n...

AKAASHI WITH NO EYEBROWS 🤚🏻
Dazai-san notice me

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
My daughter will not be joining you in any double suicide. Y/n, what kind of boys are you hanging out with? 😄

I LOVE SNACKS 🍩
Hah?! Your daughter is hanging out with the smartest detective in the world! My ability can solve anything 👓

BETTER TWIN 🤍
What did I have for breakfast?

I LOVE SNACKS 🍩
Onigiri 🍙

BETTER TWIN 🤍
HOW

Y/N ✨
😁

ABILITY: STEP ON ME 🙃
Stop adding me in these stupid group chats

(Ability: Step On Me 🙃 has left the group chat)

PRETTY SUICIDAL FREAK 😍
Oh no you're not going anywhere Chuuya 😄😁

(Pretty Suicidal Freak 😍 added Ability: Step On Me 🙃 back to the chat)

PRETTY SUICIDAL FREAK 😍
The readers want to see you more Carrot Head

ABILITY: STEP ON ME 🙃
HAH?!! CARROT HEAD?! AT LEAST I'M NOT A BANDAGE MACHINE

NYAHAHAHA 😹
👁👄👁

HEY HEY HEY 🍰
👁👄👁

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
Get out of this group chat

🐀 AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SEGGSY
No thank you ☺️

SANGWOO 🔪
We're hotter right y/n?

PRETTY SUICIDAL FREAK 😍

SANGWOO 🔪
IT'S NOT LETTING ME KICK HIM OUT

PRETTY SUICIDAL FREAK 😍
Does it say something like "you can't kick this person out right now?" 😉

Y/N ✨
Uh -

FLATTYKAWA 🚪

I LOVE SNACKS 🍩

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
RRRGGHHH DON'T COPY MY SIGNATURE POSE

Y/N ✨
Um -

HOTTIE 🥵

AKAASHI WITH NO EYEBROWS 🤚🏻

HOTTIE 🥵
We don't look that alike

Y/N ✨
...

BOWL CUT BRAT 🥺

CUTE WERETIGER 😚

Y/N ✨
I -

TANGERINE 🍊

ABILITY: STEP ON ME 🙃

Y/N ✨
Are you making me choose?

NYAHAHAHA 😹

🐀 AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SEGGSY

NYAHAHAHA 😹
I can't see how I can compete with you

ROLLING THUNDER ⚡️
ARE YOU DOMINATING US

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 🦊
Create your own group chat

PRETTY SUICIDAL FREAK 😍
With y/n? Gladly

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
NOT WITH HER STOP STEALING HER FROM US

NYAHAHAHA 😹
My self confidence: 📉📉📉

TANGERINE 🍊
Let's fight! 🤜🏻🤛🏻

HEY HEY HEY 🍰
Uh Hinata I don't think that's a good idea

🐀 AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SEGGSY
I don't see the harm :)

(Y/n ✨ temporarily left the group chat. She came back after the boys finished arguing)

Author's Note: I really love BSD so like DON'T JUDGE ME 😩 And yes I renamed Fyodor because... Well... 😳😳 IT'S ILLEGAL TO BE THAT HOT AND I ANSNSNDNDKDLDLRLELK (don't mind me ranting)
This chapter's kinda lame 😅 I wrote it for fun out of boredom since I was pretty much out of ideas but I hope it's still OK
The reader's supposed to choose who's hotter...?
I hope the next chapter will be more fun 😼
It was his birthday yesterday, so here's a cute picture of Ranpo and his snacks he's adorable 🥺