a/n: many of u guys kept asking for me to not end the book so soon skfjskf so I decided to extend it for a bit longer bcuz im just as attached to this book as u guys

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hope u enjoy the chapter ily

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Nov 18
3:02pm

[ Bff ]

Y/n
hi tsaritsa

Bff
hello y/n

Y/n
how ya doing

Bff
good, you?

Y/n
I'm good

do u mind if I add you to a gc

Bff
I already said no before, y/n

Y/n
PLSS

I want u all to be friendos

Bff
thats not possible, sorry

Y/n
ok ☹

Bff
is that all u wanted to say?

Y/n
yeah ☹

Bff
good bye then

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Nov 18
3:09pm

[ Husband ]

Y/n
ugh

ughhhhhh

ughhhhhhhhh

UGHHHHHHHHHH

Husband
is something wrong

Y/n
no, why do u ask

Husband
wtf is "UGHHH" supposed to mean then

Y/n
ok smth is wrong moochie

smth is very wrong

Husband
may I know what

Y/n
u won't like it

Husband

just tell me

Y/n
its the tsaritsa

I want her to become friendos with you guys

Husband
you were right about me not liking it

Y/n
SEE

ughhhh

Husband
why do u want us to be friendo

I mean friends

Y/n
BECAUSE

I want everyone to be happy ☹

Husband
cute but you can't make everyone happy

Y/n
I refuse to give up so easily

Husband
hm? what will you do

Y/n
I'll use everything I learned from tanjiro to make you guys friends

you all will become friends with the power of anime

Husband
anime won't make us friends

Y/n
it will

it has to

Husband
you shouldn't have such high hopes you'll be disappointed

I doubt me and the tsaritsa can ever get along

Y/n
WHY NOT

just get along geez its not hard

Husband
why didn't I think of that 😐

Y/n
I know I'm not great at giving advice ok

Husband
look, just let it go

Y/n
I cannot

I refuse

my stubbornness won't let me

Husband
then good luck

Y/n
ty husband

I mean moochie

shit ur contact name

Husband
husband?

contact name?

Y/n
did I just expose myself I want to die

Husband
so you made my contact name husband

Y/n
don't get the wrong idea pls

Husband
wanna marry me already huh

I don't blame you, I'd wanna marry myself too

Y/n
HEY

I MADE THAT UR CONTACT NAME IRONICALLY

Husband
sure "ironically"

Y/n
can u pls tell me what u made my contact name so I can feel better about myself

Husband

I don't think it'll make you feel better

I made it "bitch #1"

Y/n
eyy im ur number 1 bitch

wait does that mean u have other bitches

mf

Husband
no you're the only one named that

Y/n
good

I don't need to strangle anyone then

Husband
u can strangle me

Y/n
AYO CHILL

I can't with you

Husband
im kidding

Y/n
u always say that

I wonder if u rlly are 🤨

tell me, do u have a pain kink moochie

Husband
no

Y/n
sus

atleast its not a degrading kink

its hard to degrade u 😫

Husband
I know

Y/n
ok I take it back I don't want to fill ur ego even more

Husband
u can't deny my flawlessness

Y/n
true true

I guess.

Husband
exactly

see, even u agree

Y/n
quiet

u kinky mf

Husband
I told you I don't have a pain kink

Y/n
and I don't have a degrading kink

Husband
what

Y/n
what

Husband
is that why u keep letting me call u bitch

im not calling u that anymore mf

Y/n
NOOOOOO

I mean I don't mind if u praise me instead 😍

Husband
...

you're strange

Y/n
the good strange rite

Husband
sure ig

Y/n
<3

Husband
weirdo

Y/n
<333

Husband

ugh.

Y/n changed Husband to Kinky Husband

Y/n
wait what

Kinky Husband
I see

Y/n
WHAT RHW FUCK

YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT

IS THIS A NEW UPDATE

WHY NOW

IM DYING

Kinky Husband
calm down y/n

Y/n
I AM CALM LOL

TOTALLY DIDNT JUST EXPOSE MYSELF

LOL

Kinky Husband changed My bitch to Bitch #1

Y/n
WHAT 😃

Kinky Husband
now we're even

Y/n
OMG U ACTUALLY HAD MY CONTACT NAME AS "my bitch" 😍

wait why'd you change it

Kinky Husband
so we're even

Y/n
I'm offended

if I change ur contact name back will u change mine back

Kinky Husband
no

Y/n
NOOOOOO

Kinky Husband
loser

Y/n
:((((

Kinky Husband
ugh gtg now ttyl

Y/n
bye kinky husband

Kinky Husband
bye bitch #1

Y/n reacted with 😍

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Nov 18
4:01pm

[ Aether ]

Lumine
hey aether

Aether
yeah?

Lumine
do u like y/n

Aether
why?

besides, my answer doesn't matter

Lumine
do u

Aether
I don't

Lumine
are u lying

Aether
sis please

Lumine
fine fine

Seen at 4:04pm