Nov 6
2:11pm

[ Tsaritsa ig ]

Y/n
long time no talk

Tsaritsa ig
you ask me how my day went almost every day

Y/n
well 12 hours is a lot to me

Tsaritsa ig
...right

Y/n
plus I like talking to you

Tsaritsa ig
why do you like speaking to me?

its odd you talk to your enemy in the first place

Y/n
I don't see you as an enemy

Tsaritsa ig
I tried harming you

Y/n
ik, you've said this before

but idc bcuz im giving you a 2nd chance 🤝

Tsaritsa ig
second chances are foolish

Y/n
some may be

but I've got a good feeling about this one

Tsaritsa ig
you're too kind for this world

Y/n
well that was random 🧍‍♂️

Tsaritsa ig
its the truth

it makes me wonder what smn like you is doing with scaramouche

Y/n
I suppose we are an odd pair

but also a hot pair 🥵

Tsaritsa ig
however, I must say I'm quite grateful you're giving me a second chance

even if I believe you shouldn't

Y/n
woah that's the nicest you've ever been to me

has my annoyance finally gotten to you

this feels oddly familiar

Tsaritsa ig
you could say that

I feel much more enlightened recently

Y/n
can this kind soul know why?

Tsaritsa ig
in my time in this school, ive realized my revenge was foolish

scaramouche isn't worth my time

Y/n
PREACH #GIRLBOSS

Tsaritsa ig
haha

Y/n
HAHAHAHA

Tsaritsa ig
will you continue speaking to me now?

Y/n
huh wdym

Tsaritsa ig
you said you wouldn't stop speaking to me till I got over my revenge

which I did

Y/n
ur looking real sus rn

u didn't lie to me just for me to leave u alone did u

Tsaritsa ig
rest assured, it wasn't a lie

I really have moved on

Y/n
YESSS

I'll still talk to u tho

Tsaritsa ig
why?

Y/n
CUZ WE ARE FRIENDS NOW ARENT WE

Tsaritsa ig
we are?

Y/n
I like to think we are

Tsaritsa ig
you know

you're the first person to genuinely want to be my friend

besides dottore but this isn't about him

Y/n

like I said bfr, my taste in friends>>

my taste in anything in general actually>>

Tsaritsa ig
I suppose

Y/n
so how'd your day go today

Tsaritsa ig
the same as usual

today, dottore ended up exploding smth in his room again

I wonder what he does in his room all day

besides the hacking part

Y/n
didn't u say he was interested in lab stuff

Tsaritsa ig
I guess

its quite hard being his roommate since he always manages to explode smth in his room

and sometimes, I feel like he explodes things on purpose since I can always hear him laugh afterwards

Y/n
he rlly is crazy

does he atleast clean up after

Tsaritsa ig
he does

Y/n
good good

Tsaritsa ig
I'll talk to you later, I heard another explosion and need to go make sure he isn't dead

Y/n
LMAODKS OK BYE

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Nov 6
2:18pm

[ Husband ]

Husband
if I were to go to jail, would you bail me out

Y/n
scara what the fuck

Husband
hypothetically speaking

Y/n
I'd join you 💘

Husband
that's not the answer I wanted but it works

Y/n
why did u ask, are u planning on murdering smn

who are we gonna kill 😈😈

Husband
you know, sometimes I can't tell if you're joking or not

Y/n
same tbh

but u still didn't answer the question

Husband
it was just a question, im not planning a murder

Y/n
aw boring

Husband
I'll pretend you didn't just sound disappointed by that

Y/n
murder is hot

Husband
you've been watching too much anime

Y/n
anime is hot too

Husband
you know what else is hot

Y/n
are you going to say me <33

Husband
no I was going to say me

Y/n
FUCK U IT WOULDVE BEEN SO SMOOTH

Husband
idc ill be smooth whenever I want to

Y/n
you are one wild horse

Husband
will you ride me then

Y/n
ok so now you want to be smooth

and is there ever a time when you're not horny

Husband
not my fault you being embarrassed is entertaining

Y/n
MF SADIST

when will it be my turn to enjoy you being embarrassed

Husband
never

u can't embarrass me, its not possible

Y/n
challenge accepted

I WILL find a way to embarrass you some day

Husband
good luck

it won't ever happen

Y/n
we shall see about that

btw I have a confession to make

Husband
hm?

Y/n
I've been talking to the tsaritsa pretty much every day

Husband
what 😐

Y/n
SHE SAID SHE NO LONGER WANTS REVENGE

Husband
and u believe her 😐

Y/n
yes

she sounded pretty convincing ok

Husband
does she still hate me?

Y/n
idk she didn't say

prbly not since she said she moved on

Husband
well I still hate her

Y/n
why, u guys can be bffs

ong enemies to lovers??

Husband
I'm going to assume that was a joke

Y/n
<333

Husband
just don't be fooled by her and get yourself into more shit

Y/n
I won't im dumb but not that dumb

Husband
mhm alright

Y/n
trust me bae 💌

Husband
I will "bae"

Y/n
U CALLED ME BAE <3333

Husband
yeah whatever

Y/n
no one: you: whatever

Husband
whatever

Y/n
you did that on purpose

Husband
what else did you expect me to say

Y/n
anything but "whatever"

you rlly need to expand ur vocab my guy

Husband
im fine with my current vocab

Y/n
now you're making it look like you WANT to be dry

Husband
I do

its much easier being dry since I don't need to type as much

Y/n
NO FAIR BCUZ THEN I HAVE TO TYPE TWICE AS MUCH

Husband

Y/n
not when I'm the only one doing it

Husband
I reply so you aren't the only one doing it

Y/n
you have an answer to everything don't you

Husband
I do

Y/n
I can see why childe said you are full of shit now

Husband
atleast I don't have a negative iq

Y/n
BWAHAHA

you guys have such a fun friendship

Husband
he's not my friend tf

Y/n
suree

I'll brb, I need to be productive and finish my assignment

Husband
alright tyt

Y/n
ily

Husband
ilyt

Y/n
HOLYSHIT U SAID IT BSCK

Husband
good bye y/n

Y/n
why are u saying it like that

it sounds like im dying or smth

Husband
bye y/n

Y/n
OK OK SHEESH

bai

Husband
bye

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Nov 6
4:36pm

[ Dottore ]

Tsaritsa
dottore

Dottore
yes my lady

Tsaritsa
scratch out that last plan

I no longer want revenge on them

Dottore
you sure? you spent a good amount of time coming up with it

Tsaritsa
I'm sure

Dottore
what changed your mind

Tsaritsa
someone who's too kind for that gremlin

Dottore
ohoh u mean y/n?

I'm surprised, I was sure you hated her

Tsaritsa
perhaps I did previously

but not anymore

I'm not sure why though

Dottore
that's rare, you warmed up to smn other than me

Tsaritsa
I guess

Dottore
how cute, im interested in this y/n now

Tsaritsa
no. leave her be

Dottore
aww why

Tsaritsa
just leave her be dottore, go back to whatever you were doing before

Dottore
pshh fine tsk

Tsaritsa
I'll leave you to your work now, bye

Dottore
cya my lady

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