Oct 21
2:33pm

[ Scaramooche ]

Y/n
so it seems I have competition

look scara, she may be hotter, smarter, taller and overall better than me

but I promise you I can treat you better

I'll be the peanut to your butter 🥺💘

the light to your darkness 🕷🥀⛓

the butter to ur croissant 😫🥐

CMON GIVE ME A CHANCE I PROMISE I WILL BE BETTER THAN HER

Scaramooche
what

the fuck

are you talking about

Y/n
the tsaritsa has a crush on you?!?>?#?/

Scaramooche
who told you that

Y/n
mommy baal did

Scaramooche
ugh

Y/n
you're not denying it

does that mean its true

Scaramooche
ig

Y/n
DAMMIT

Scaramooche
why the hell are you worried its not like I like her back

Y/n
don't you know what this means

I now have competition

Scaramooche
no u don't bcuz I hate her

is this what you mean when you say you're insecure

Y/n
didn't have to call me out like that 💔

Scaramooche
you don't need to worry about her y/n I can assure you that I'll never fall for her

Y/n
still

btw how'd the visit to my house go

Scaramooche
they left

and also no you weren't robbed

Y/n
thats expected, what tf are they gonna rob from me

my 50 mora lamp?

Scaramooche
atleast the lamp isn't ugly

Y/n
ofc not, I may be broke but I have taste

Scaramooche
so, will you go home soon

Y/n
prbly

I told my mom I was staying over at a friend's house for only a day so I can't stay any longer

Scaramooche
understandable

Y/n
sad tho

I'll miss baal

Scaramooche
and?

Y/n
wdym "and", that's it

I'll miss baal

Scaramooche
K

Y/n
ILL MISS YOU TOO GEEZ

don't need to get all dry on me

Scaramooche

u want me to be wet instead?

Y/n
SIR CALM DOWN

Scaramooche
I am calm

Y/n
well be more calm sheesh

Scaramooche
I can't be more calm than I already am

Y/n
try <3

Scaramooche
fine

Y/n
smh

a horny little lad, ain't ya

Scaramooche
you're the horny one since you always take my words in a dirty way

Y/n
BCUZ YOU OBVIOUSLY MEAN IT IN A DIRTY WAY

Scaramooche
how do you know that

Y/n
bcuz im smart and know everything

Scaramooche
what's 1283 x 5939

Y/n
why don't you ask me a question you know the answer to as well <3

Scaramooche
the answer to that is 7,619,737

Y/n
lol I can use calculators too

Scaramooche
I didn't use a calculator

Y/n
sureeee

Scaramooche
fine don't believe me

Y/n
ok albert einstein no need to flex

Scaramooche
ha so you do believe me

Y/n
"ig"

"tsk"

Scaramooche
why are you talking in quotations

Y/n
bcuz im quoting you <3

"tsk" - source: scaramouche

Scaramooche
tsk

Y/n
SEE

its like the 2 most used words by you

well those and a bunch of swear words

that's basically your entire vocabulary

hey whats the most used words by me

Scaramooche
idk you use different ones every time

Y/n
exactly <3

bcuz im unpredictable

the complete opposite of dry

unlike you

but you know what they say, opposites attract 🥴

Scaramooche
shut up im not dry

Y/n

compare the msgs we each send

you'll see what I mean

Scaramooche
stfu idk what to say most of the time

Y/n
that's what being dry is <3

Scaramooche
whatever

Y/n
u don't need to be upset over it since we have smn who can carry the convos

Scaramooche
who

Y/n
me

duh

Scaramooche
sure just don't send another ugly edited image of me

Y/n
o' hare is not ugly wdym

Scaramooche
that guy looks like a man baby wdym

Y/n
you know who else looks like a man baby <3

Scaramooche
don't you dare

Y/n
I'm kidding LOL

jk no im not, it's totally you

Scaramooche
I hate you

Y/n
no u don't, liar

Scaramooche
yeah yeah

I gtg now

Y/n
awe bye bye

can I get a heart before you go

Scaramooche
no

Y/n
what if I say please

Scaramooche
no

Y/n
COME ON

I won't send u a heart either then

Scaramooche
...

Y/n
that was a lie, sending random hearts is one of my personality traits <3

Scaramooche
didn't know that could be a personality trait

Y/n
anything can be a personality trait

like how you have a limited vocabulary that mostly consists of swear words

Scaramooche
fuck u

Y/n
my point has been proven

ok u can go now ill stop wasting your time

bai

Scaramooche
bye

Seen at 2:47pm

Oct 21
4:00pm

[ Move on, sis 😟 ]

Y/n

hi

Move on, sis
can I help you

Y/n
I know why you're doing all this now

and I just wanna say, let's be friends bestie

Move on, sis
pardon?

Y/n
you read me right

im giving you the honor to befriend me

Move on, sis
why do you want to become friends with me?

I threatened you and scaramouche

Y/n
yes I know

BUT

baal told me u have a crush on scara

Move on, sis
sorry, what?

Y/n
idk if it's true unless you admit it yourself

which u prbly won't

but I'd like to be friends with you anyways

Move on, sis
just so you know, im still going to get revenge on scaramouche

Y/n
w h y

Move on, sis
because I hate him

Y/n
unhate him then

Move on, sis
no thats not how it works

Y/n
you'll be much happier becoming friends with me instead, trust me

I'll be ur lil therapist and help you out with this revenge shit

Move on, sis
do you think this is a joke

Y/n
no ma'am

Move on, sis
then I'd stop trying to befriend me if I were you

Y/n
I almost pissed my pants after reading that

Move on, sis
don't message me anymore

Y/n
PLS

IM TRYNA HELP YOU

feeling like an anime protagonist rn

tanjiro would be so proud

Move on, sis
I don't want your help

Y/n
WHY TF NOT

Move on, sis
just because, now leave me be

Y/n
no not until you give up this revenge nonsense

Move on, sis
leave me alone

Y/n
sry but ima be annoying as possible till u let me befriend you

Move on, sis
alright fine

you can "befriend" me

Y/n
oml rlly

I wasn't expecting you to give in so fast

Move on, sis
I don't want to waste my time with you

Y/n
ow

welp ill take my leave now

im not done with you tho so ill be back eventually

Move on, sis
sure

Seen at 4:15pm