Oct 12
8:00am

[ Hey Mamas 🥵 ]

Chili
y/n how'd it go

y/n

y/n

La Signora 👺
be patient mf

Chili
Y/NNNNN

La Signora 👺
😐

Y/n
hey

Chili
Y/N

how'd meeting with scara go

Y/n
it was

weird

La Signora 👺
huh wdym?

Chili
^

Y/n
idk

it was just weird

Chili
he didn't hurt you or anything right

La Signora 👺
🤦‍♀️

Y/n
no, why do you think he'd hurt me?

Chili
he has anger issues, is there anything more to say

La Signora 👺
childe if you don't shut up istg

Chili
IT WAS JUST A QUESTION

Y/n
la signora, childe

is there something about scaramouche that you're hiding from me?

Chili
wha wdym

why would we hide anything from you

Y/n
🤨

kazuha told me that scara was part of the fatui harbingers club at his old school

you guys told me you were also part of that club

why did you act like you didn't know who scaramouche was?

La Signora 👺
ugh

I guess there's no point in lying about it anymore

Chili
wait, are you sure about this la signora?

La Signora 👺
she has the right to know

Y/n
know what?

what exactly haven't you two told me so far

La Signora 👺
it's true, we did know about scara but pretended to not know him in front of you

Y/n
why?

Chili
bcuz we aren't exactly on good terms with him

La Signora 👺
he's part of the reason why we got expelled from our old school

Y/n
how so

La Signora 👺
him and the tsaritsa didn't get along

I'm assuming kazuha probably already told you about the fight they had

Y/n

Chili
we tried stopping that fight, but ended up taking part in it

La Signora 👺
childe ended up fighting scara in the effort to stop him fighting the tsaritsa

and I tried helping but uh

Chili
she got carried away and fought with us too

La Signora 👺
tsk not my fault you two idiots started an entire riot

then baal came and interfered

Y/n
oh...

were you two friends with scara before this uh whole incident happened

Chili
yeah we used to hang out quite often before the tsaritsa took over the club

Y/n
right,,,

but why did scara and the tsaritsa never get along?

La Signora 👺
they both have uhm colliding personalities

Chili
ya, the tsaritsa is a complete control freak

while scaramouche is smn who does whatever he wants

La Signora 👺
the reason why the fight started in the first place was because scaramouche insulted her parents

he called them and I quote "lazy pompous ass bitches" after the tsaritsa threatened him saying her parents had the power to get him expelled

Chili
it was a normal fight like any other till he insulted her parents

Y/n
im sorry I know this is supposed to be serious but

LAZY POMPOUS ASS BITCHES AHAHAHAHAASJFNSIF

La Signora 👺
it was funny at that time too

Chili
IT WAS

I had trouble holding in my laughter

La Signora 👺
but regardless, that one insult got all three of us expelled

Chili
and the tsaritsa hospitalized

La Signora 👺
you motherfucking idiot

Y/n
wait wdym hospitalized

kazuha told me they fought but he never mentioned anything about anyone being hospitalized???

La Signora 👺
he was uh very aggressive back then

but not anymore <3

Chili
he's still pretty aggressive

La Signora 👺
I don't think he'd beat anyone like that again childe

Chili
still

wait y/n, do you see him as a psycho now

Y/n
uh.

nO-?

I mean, anger issues are hard to control sometimes ykyk

and sigi said he wouldn't beat anyone like that again

La Signora 👺
don't quote me on that lol

Y/n
im

do u think he'd beat me like that

that would be hot

I mean what

Chili
that's worrying y/n don't let him beat you

La Signora 👺
he wouldn't fight you anyways

that bitch is obviously a big softie for you

Chili
scara a softie???

that's a weird thought

Y/n
true asf

oh fuck

La Signora 👺
what happened?

Y/n

Chili
watchu waiting for, go answer it

La Signora 👺
mhm answer him

Y/n
but he told me not to be friends with him anymore

La Signora 👺
and you're going to do as he says?

Y/n
LOL NO

ty

Chili
atta girl, go get em

La Signora 👺
good luck y/n

if you need more support, we're here

Y/n
ily guys sm

ALRIGHT LETS DO THIS

Chili
GO GO

Liked by Y/n, La Signora

Oct 12
8:15am

[ Scaramooche ]

Scaramooche
tsk

I just wanted to say

I apologize for yesterday or whatever

Y/n
it's ok I understand

Scaramooche
you do?

Y/n
childe and la signora told me everything

Scaramooche
like what

Y/n
like uh how you hospitalized the tsaritsa and got the three of you expelled

Scaramooche
ugh of course they told you that

you prbly don't want anything more to do with me anymore, yes?

Y/n
huh what makes you say that

Scaramooche
are you dumb, I hospitalized her

aren't you afraid ill do the same to you?

Y/n
nope <3

Scaramooche
you really are crazy

Y/n
guess we have smth in common then

Scaramooche
psh you dumbass

btw I think I know who you are now

Y/n
WHAT

OH WAIT FUCK

I COMPLETELY FORGOT WE ARE IN THE SAME CLASS

Scaramooche
uh huh

you're the chick I helped in art class with that one problem

hm what was it?

you didn't know how to undo a mistake in that art app?

Y/n
oh gosh this is embarrassing as fuck I wanna die

Scaramooche
ha and you called me a grandpa

you're the real grandpa

Y/n
STFU

I UH WAS VERY TIRED THAT DAY, OK

Scaramooche
excuses excuses

Y/n
how dare you use my own words against me

Scaramooche

Y/n
what you did yesterday <3

Scaramooche
oh? I'd like to see you try

Y/n
is that a challenge?

Scaramooche
you tell me

Y/n
ohoho I see you

Scaramooche
oh and did you tell the others about what happened yesterday

Y/n
nah

Scaramooche
why not

aren't you close friends with them or smth

Y/n
I am

but that doesn't mean I need to tell them everything

would you tell anyone about smth questionable that kazuha did to you?

Scaramooche
kazuha wouldn't do anything "questionable" in the first place

Y/n
true, he's literally an angel

but still

Scaramooche
well prbly not then

Y/n
exactly ❤

Scaramooche
still tho

you're too careless about your life

you trust me too much

Y/n
idrc about my life

Scaramooche
why's that

Y/n
dunno

that's just how it is

Scaramooche
does this have anything to do with your mom

Y/n
djgjkaf getting real personal are we

dw its nothing you need to worry about

Scaramooche
if you say so, just don't do anything stupid

Y/n
I won't

Scaramooche
good girl

Y/n
holyshit

give me a momenf pleasde

Scaramooche
take all the time you need

I should go now before baal notices me

Y/n
huh wdym baal notices you

Scaramooche
I don't smile often y'know

Y/n
OMFGFSKFJSMD

CUTE <3333

Scaramooche
shut up <3333

Y/n
omg.

did you just send me a heart.

Scaramooche
I guess so

alright, I'll take my leave now

Y/n
BYE MOOCHIE

Scaramooche
bye you idiot

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a/n: scaramouche the type of whippersnapper to say "I wasn't playing anyway" when he gets caught in hide n seek