Oct 10
5:40pm

[ Hey Mamas 🥵 ]

Y/n
GUYS

EMERGENCY

CODE 9 CODE 9

GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE

im suffering

im dying

im deceased

im dead and its all ur guys' fault

La Signora 👺
huh?

Chili
what does code 9 mean again

Y/n
HOW COULD U FORGET

does our friendship mean nothing to you.

Chili
im sry im dumb

La Signora 👺
it means scaramouche asked you out, right?

Chili
wait what

Y/n
NO SNFKSKF

it means scaramouche asked to meet me

a+ for effort tho, you tried

La Signora 👺
isn't that the same thing

Chili
im confused whats going on

Y/n
HE ASKED TO MEET ME, CANT U READ

I'm panicking

I wasn't expecting this at all

im not prepared to meet him

he will see how my online personality is completely different than me in person

La Signora 👺
idk what you're talking about, this is exactly how you are in person too

Chili
yeah ^

Y/n
no im much more awkward in person

La Signora 👺
I think you have the same level of awkwardness both online and in person dear ❤

Y/n
I came here for comfort and emotional support and I get this bullshit

I think I need new homies

I should go to xiao and venti

Chili
wait no dont abandon us 💔

I will give you all the support you need, comrade

La Signora 👺
as will I

Y/n
ty

now tell me

HOW DO I REPLY TO HIM

Chili

Y/n
y/n.

let's meet.

La Signora 👺
that doesn't look like he's asking you that looks like he's telling you to meet him

like an order

Chili
yeah.

Y/n
I know

but it's ok bcuz it's hot

La Signora 👺
of course you find it hot...

Chili
actually that is pretty hot

Y/n
your gay side is showing childe

Chili
is it wrong for a fella to find that hot?

La Signora 👺
ugh

y/n just reply with "sure"

Y/n
im disappointed in you sigi, you know I would never respond with smth so dry

Chili
don't worryyy I know exactly what u should say

say "sure thing comradodadodado"

La Signora 👺
yeah say that if you want to get rejected right after

Y/n
childe he will think you possessed me

Chili
why are you asking us to tell you what to say then???

we aren't you

say what YOU would say, not us

La Signora 👺
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Childe

Y/n
fine ugh

but should I even meet him?

Chili
do you want to?

La Signora 👺
I think you should

you said you liked him, didn't you?

I hope you realize that you'll have to eventually meet him if you rlly do like him

Chili
true true

better sooner than later

Y/n
yeah I guess you're right

alrighty then, I'll stop leaving him on delivered now

La Signora 👺

Chili
yasss 😫 u got this sis like totes 🔥 sksksksksksksksks

Y/n
childe, never attempt to type like a vsco girl like that ever again please

Chili
noted

La Signora 👺
stop wasting time and go reply to him already

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Oct 10
5:48pm

[ Scaramooche ]

Scaramooche
y/n

let's meet

Y/n
oh you wanna meet me already, ey 😳

Scaramooche
yes or no

Y/n
oh you're giving me a choice

thought you were just straight up telling me to meet you

"meet me y/n 👹"

Scaramooche
no, you have a choice

so?

Y/n
hmm

sure why not

guess it's about time you see how amazing I am not just online, but in person as well ;)

Scaramooche
perfect

let's meet at your house

Y/n
HOLD UP, WHY MY HOUSE?

Scaramooche
because there's no way in hell im going to let baal tease me for letting you come to my house

or letting baal meet you in general

Y/n
aww but I wanna meet baal </3

she sounds like she's rlly hot

Scaramooche
she's not hot

not hotter than me

Y/n
I haven't seen her yet, so I'll be the judge of that moochie

Scaramooche
ugh

you can meet her in school not our home

Y/n
fine

but you'll let me come to your home eventually right?

Scaramooche
I'll see

if you behave

Y/n

Scaramooche
don't take it the wrong way you horny bitch

Y/n
you're the one who said "if you behave"

Scaramooche
I didn't mean it like that.

Y/n
and my name isn't y/n

Scaramooche
omfg

so your house, right?

Y/n
HAHAHA CHANGING THE TOPIC

and yes sure I guess

but you'll have to come at a time where my mom isn't at home

Scaramooche
why don't you want your mom to be home?

Y/n
I don't want you to meet her, why else

Scaramooche
dunno

Y/n
what reason were you thinking???

WHO'S THE HORNY ONE NOW

Scaramooche
I DIDN'T FUCKING SAY ANYTHING TF YOU MEAN

Y/n
IM NOT STOOPID

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT

Scaramooche
WHAT DID I MEAN THEN?

Y/n
you thought I didn't want my mom to be home so you can't embarrass me in front of her right??? right??

Scaramooche
I-

sure

and how does that make me horny

Y/n
thats a good question

Scaramooche
ugh

what time should I come

Y/n
lemme check when my mom won't be here, gimme a sec

ok anytime after 6pm

Scaramooche
I'll come at 6:30

Y/n
gotchu

I'll go get ready now

Scaramooche
I'll uh go get ready too then, I guess

see you till then, bitch

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a/n: sorry I had to delete this and publish it again because wattpad glitched and messed it up on the list of chapters!

but here it is, aGain

sry for any confusion

hope u guys enjoyed the chapter