Oct 9
4:18pm

[ Hey Mamas 🥵 ]

Chili
hey mamas 🥵

are you there mamas

La Signora 👺
I still don't remember agreeing to making that our groupchat's name

Chili
me and y/n wanted that as the groupchat name

we even had a vote, remember

you lost lmao

La Signora 👺
ugh I remember that

but let's not get distracted

y/n are you here?

Chili
it doesn't seem like it

La Signora 👺
did she mute this groupchat bcuz I know for a fact that she's prbly on her phone right now, procrastinating her assignments

Chili
she wouldn't mute us, right 💔

Y/n
hey guys sry I was working on my assignment

La Signora 👺
that's new

Chili
first time for everything ey

Y/n
shut up let me try being a good student for once

why did you guys call me tho?

Chili
we wanted to ask how it went with scaramouche

Y/n
did I not send you guys the screenshot??

La Signora 👺
do you mean that screenshot of scaramouche just saying "I do ig"

because u provided us no context for that

Y/n
fucj I was too excited I forgot to explain afterwards

man venti, diluc, kaeya, lisa, xiao, zhongli, and kazuha must be so confused

Chili
sheesh you sent it to all of them?

Y/n
ya lol

La Signora 👺
so what did scaramouche say?

Y/n

he said he likes me as well!

that's basically it

La Signora 👺
ah.

well thats great, good for you darling

Chili
yeah!! I'm surprised he admit it but yay for u!

Y/n
thanks yall ik ik im too amazing to reject 😩

La Signora 👺
tell that to your other crushes ❤

Y/n
HEY

in my defense, I never tried talking to any of my other crushes

and they weren't rlly even crushes I just needed someone to obsess over as a coping mechanism

Chili
interesting coping mechanism maybe I should try it out

do u mind if I obsess over you girlie

Y/n
uh ya no, don't obsess over me that'll be weird

Chili
man 😩

signora?

La Signora 👺
don't even think about it

Y/n
dw childe you'll find someone to obsess over eventually

Chili
if ya say so </3

La Signora 👺
you should get back to your assignment now y/n

we don't want to keep you from being a good student

Y/n
u want me gone that bad huh 💔

im just kidding ofc you don't, who would ever want me gone pshh

ok I'll go now, toodles

La Signora 👺
toodles...?

Chili
that's a new one

I like it, it's cute, I'll definitely use it next time

Delivered at 4:26pm

Oct 9
4:30pm

[ Ms Grumpy ]

Ms Grumpy
childe

Childe
ye I know what you're gonna say signora

Ms Grumpy
so?

Childe

I'll talk to him so you don't need to

Ms Grumpy
are you sure?

and I'm not sure if I can trust you to not say anything stupid

after all, this is scaramouche we are talking about

Childe
you need to trust me more ❤

I know what to say so don't fret sheesh

Ms Grumpy
fine but if you mess this up and it ends up hurting y/n in any way, I'll murder you

Childe
im the last person you need to worry about hurting y/n

so just trust me okay?

Ms Grumpy
alright

good luck u dumbass

Childe
thanks bitch <3

Ms Grumpy
now go, shoo

Childe
toodles

Ms Grumpy
you've gotta be fucking kidding me

Childe reacted with 🥴

Oct 9
4:38pm

[ Shortie ]

Childe
hey wassup muchacho

Shortie
what the hell do you want

Childe
I wanna talk about smth

Shortie
ok?

Childe
what do you want with y/n

Shortie
I don't understand what you mean

Childe
I think you know exactly what I mean bud

Shortie
im not going to hurt her if that's what your ass is worried about

Childe
how can I be sure of that 🤨

Shortie

what the fuck do you mean

what will I get out of hurting her?

Childe
that's what I'm wondering

Shortie
and what makes you think im planning on hurting her in the first place?

Childe
look man, I just find it sort of weird that you, someone who hates affection and doesn't want anything to do with anyone, likes y/n now

Shortie
I don't see how what you think is in any way my problem

Childe
its your problem bcuz you got involved with my friend knowing full well I don't trust you

Shortie
1. I didn't get involved with her she talked to me first

2. I don't give two flying fucks about you not trusting me so you can go fuck yourself

Childe
you didn't have to reply to her

Shortie
and you could've just told her to not text me in the first place

she's your friend isn't she?

if you see me as smn so dangerous why didn't you stop her from messaging me?

Childe
she wouldn't listen even if I did

Shortie
well there you go

not my fucking fault

stop involving what happened between me and the tsaritsa here

Childe
I don't want my friend to get hurt thats all, I couldn't care less about what happens to you

Shortie
hah still hate me because of what I did, huh?

what a child you are, your name suits you well

Childe
do you really find it that puzzling that I don't trust you after what you did

you got us 3 expelled and even beat someone half to death

and I thought I was the psycho

Shortie
you must be fucking joking

that was in the past, im not planning on fighting anyone here

and for your information, I wasn't the one who started it

that fucking bitch was the one who hit me first

Childe
I know I was there

but you didn't have to beat her half to death

Shortie
idc she started it

Childe
this is what I'm talking about

you can't control your anger

what if y/n punches you someday, will you beat her half to death?

Shortie
I fucking told you I'm not going to fight anyone in this school

I don't want to get kicked out of my house twice, you annoying bitch

Childe
I just want you to know that if you do anything to hurt y/n

you're going to fucking regret it

Shortie
what? who's going to make me regret it? you?

don't fucking make me laugh

and I already told you im not going to hurt her so why don't you try using that tiny brain of yours to understand that fact

Childe
you've been warned, scaramouche

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