Oct 7
1:11am

[ Kazuha ]

Y/n
ik it's late and all but I have a question, my canadian haired friend

Kazuha
go on

Y/n
who exactly was the person scaramouche fought in his old school

he seems to be rlly concerned about that

he mentioned it yesterday and even you mentioned it before so I'm assuming its important

Kazuha
ah

I was expecting you to ask me for the details sooner or later

Y/n
does that mean you'll tell me

Kazuha
it would be better for scara to tell you but I doubt he will tell you any more than he already did

so I suppose it should be alright for me to tell you now

Y/n
great, I'll go grab the popcorn

Kazuha
take ur time

Y/n
ok done

ty

so which dude did he fight

and more importantly, did he win

Kazuha
it wasn't a dude, it was a female

she's known as the tsaritsa

Y/n
huh the tsaritsa??

isn't that german for queen or smth

Kazuha
russian not german

Y/n

thats what I said

Kazuha
...right

and yes that's true

she refused to reveal her real name

Y/n
didn't the teachers need to know her name

Kazuha
her parents are powerful people so the teachers feared them, including her

so we all had to refer to her as the tsaritsa

Y/n
she sounds like a spoiled brat

Kazuha
I guess you could say that

Y/n
WAIT LMAO DOES THIS MEAN SCARA FOUGHT A GIRL???

Kazuha
yes and allow me to explain why

Y/n
no explanation could make him fighting a girl not funny

was she taller than him bcuz if she was that would be so funny

I can just imagine tiny scara fighting a tall ass lady and losing

anyways go on im listening

Kazuha
how do you type so many words so fast

Y/n
its a gift

Kazuha
interesting

he didn't lose against her, it was more like a tie

though he was the one who got expelled in the end since the teachers were too scared to expel her instead

Y/n
damn pussies

Kazuha
yes, damn pussies indeed

it was especially unfair that the tsaritsa was the one who started the fight too

Y/n

WTF

what tf happened that made her start a fight in the first place

Kazuha
he apparently "disrespected her highness" so he had to be "punished"

Y/n
ur old school sounds so fun

has all this royalty shit in it

I wanna be known as queen too tf

"all hail queen y/n" it has a nice ring to it

Kazuha
hah

it wasn't all that great

especially when scaramouche's guardian got involved

Y/n
scara's mommy got involved??

Kazuha
scara's what—

nevermind I don't think I want to know

and yes she did

Y/n
EXPLAIN

Kazuha
I'll explain everything at once so try not to interrupt please

Y/n
I'll try but no promises

Kazuha
let me start from the beginning

in our old high school, scara was part of a club called "the fatui harbingers"

Y/n
WAIT CHILDE AND LA SIGNORA WERE PART OF THAT CLUB TOO

oh wait shit I forgot no interruptions

sry, continue

Kazuha
the old owner left the club so the tsaritsa took it over instead

after she took over, her and scara fought many times

they always argued

I wasn't part of the club so I'm not sure exactly what they argued about, I only heard rumours and scara complaining to me about it

anyways, one day I heard that scara disrespected the tsaritsa in a manner that was apparently "unforgivable"

which irritated her to the point that she punched him and of course, he snapped after that

Y/n
holy shit

das sum anger issues she's got

Kazuha
yes... and so he fought back

then baal arrived and tried stopping the fight

but he refused and kept fighting

which made baal upset so she grabbed him and forced him to leave

Y/n

it prbly wasn't hard for baal to do that since he's smol

Kazuha
yeah

then he snapped at baal too and uh

Y/n
and????

Kazuha
pulled her hair

Y/n
LMAO WHAT

HE PULLED HER HAIR

WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY TO ME

Kazuha
that was basically what caused him to get expelled

Y/n
so he has anger issues as well. interesting

Kazuha
I hope this didn't change your image of him

because he will kill me if it did

Y/n
nothing can change my image of that smol angry bean

Kazuha
haha good

I suppose that's what he was afraid of

he didn't want anyone in this school to know about his little

incident, one could say

Y/n
atleast this school doesn't have a tsartisa

Kazuha
true

Y/n
thanks for telling me tho

and also talking to him yesterday

I owe you a lot

Kazuha
im happy to be of help and you don't owe me anything, don't worry

Y/n
I'll buy you some cake

I'll feel guilty if I don't atleast get you some cake

Kazuha
alright then, thank you

Y/n
no, thank YOU my good sir

I shall get back to crying over this math question now, good night bestie

Kazuha
good night to you too

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