Inspired by my crackhead friends who have watermelon kinks

⊹We don't get paid enoug created by TheOnlyHuman⊹

MaMa_Birdie
Hello assholes and (y/n), has anyone seen my mirror?

TheOnlyHuman
Uhmm...

MaMa_Birdie
Let's me rephrase, *Hello Asshole and Bitch, has anyone seen my mirror?

LowIQ
EQUALLY!!

LowIQ
Equality* damn autocorrect

MUST. PROTECC
Sorry Kiji-sama, I don't think anyone had seen your mirror.... Maybe (Y/n) has it but...

TheOnlyHuman
Tarou! How could YoU!!!!

MaMa_Birdie
(Y/N)! WAIT TILL I GET A HOLD OF YOUR BUTT! I'll SPANK YOU BACK TO (home country)

TheOnlyHuman
Yes Momma~ 👀👅👀

Mr. Hopeless Romantic
She just passed me, she's heading towards the Warden's office

MaMa_Birdie
OH SHE'S NOT GETTING THAT FAR!

#Donewithlaifu
Why did I even choose this job?

—02:12—

TheOnlyHuman
Lemons💦💦 🙃

Mystery Eyes👀
Oh no- She's at it again

Mr. Hopeless Romantic
Can someone help me? I don't know how to exit this chat

TheOnlyHuman
Y'all are acting so rude rn! I just said lemons!

#Donewithlaifu
You're lucky I stayed up late instead of sleeping, or else you wouldn't be texting us right now 💢

LowIQ
Oh shit! The gorrila used an emoji! You're so done (Y/n) XD

#Donewithlaifu
Stop fucking calling me gorrila, ya damn monkey!

LowIQ
THEN STOP CALLING ME MONKEY, YOU HULKING GORRILA!

MUST. PROTECC
(Y/n)-chan, why are you asking for lemons?

Mystery Eyes👀
I'm happy we atleast have one innocent soul here! 😌

Stwawbewwy
We also have Houzuki!

Mintwy
Rokuriki is also innocent... In some ways

Chocowety
Haha... Thanks?

TheOnlyHuman
Well, tarou, you see i-

MaMa_Birdie
DON'T YOU DARE TAINT THIS PRECIOUS PRETTY BOY!

Mr. Hopeless Romantic
I agree. You have already tainted Samon when you showed him... That thing.

TheOnlyHuman
Anywaayyssss 🙄

TheOnlyHuman
Tarou, to out it short I'm-

LowIQ
Yeah! That dirty image is still in my head 😖

MUST. PROTECC
Image? Dirty?

#Donewithlaifu
Yeah, you do NOT want to know. Or else I'll tell the warden and your pay will decrease

TheOnlyHuman
>:0 how dare you do that to the precious tarou who didn't even do anything

Mr. Hopeless Romantic
Damn, Hajime. Always using Warden's name to get what he wants

#Donewithlaifu
Hahh!?? I just sent what I had to sent to keep that dumbass for asking!!

Mr. Hopeless Romantic
I can't blame you though for using her name like that. I too, am guilty for such actions. Her name is just absolutely marvelous!

MaMa_Birdie
Great, Seitarou is now safe and sleeping. 😌 I did a good deed, I did indeed

LowIQ
My two neurons are trying to understand your last sentence 👁️👄👁️

TheOnlyHuman
What I'm trying to say was-

MUST. PROTECC 2
Oh, hello? I'd didn't know I was added in this chat

TheOnlyHuman
Fuck it 😒