Hoes and Bros I'm back! And with a new fanart of my favourite building 5 Chinese Beauty!

Thank you to those who recommended me some songs to get my inspiration back TwT ❤️

[Damn]

As always, building 13 is at it again, inviting Every close friends they have from every building to possibly plot an escape, a murder or robbery—if that's even possible.

And as always, the guards always has to put up with their every shit.

The 4 building 13 troublemakers, along with inmates and guards from different building are at Nico's arcade.

They're either playing—like every sane person does in an arcade—"reading" with no eyes(Sorry musashi) or just pestering people, some are even gossiping—about Persontage of laces in undergarments.

That was until Uno proposed something, and everyone already knew this won't be a good idea.

If it's Uno, it's never good.

"How about we see who got the hottest bod in here!! Just the inmates of course~~"

And then the chaos starts.

Everyone chose the only female guard, (y/n) to be the (unfortunate) judge along with Kiji and samon who got (unfortunately) pulled in by (y/n).

And then the "Hottest side character/protagonist in nanbaka" begins!

The judges were at a table discussing among themselves.

(Y/n) started, "This is useless and I already know who'd win..."

Interested, kiji asked, "Oh? And who might that be~?"

"She obviously chooses perverted mohawk or braids for brains, they're both in her building and are strong looking," says samon, matter-of-factly.

"How about we bet?" Kiji proposed.

Samon was the first to answer with cash slammed on the table, "This much."

The pheasant guard smirked and looked at (y/n) who was still thinking it through.

"Sure, why not," She finnaly answered while shrugging.

I wonder if I still have enough money to buy that yaoi kit-

"I bet for Rock to win."

"I bet for honey to win~"

"Liang will obviously win."

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After 30 minutes of inmates flexing their muscles shamlessly, 3 more inmates are left.

It wasn't any unusual sight for the other guards but for a closet weeb who is known to be "Nanba's quietest", it was hard to not snap 1,000,000 pictures of those holy abs.

"Weird how (y/n) kept giving them higher scores like 8 or 9..." Seitarou whispered to his supervisor.

Hajime looked her way and said, "She's a girl, they're always after those."

"I thought those would be more efficient," Kenshirou chimed in.

(Y/n), who heard the whole "silent conversation" thought, I'm actually into those.

"Ok folks! Time for the 3rd to the last inmate!" Mitsuru, in all his loud glory, beamed and in came Rock who looks uncomfortable.

Me too, rock. Me too.

As I thought, his body built is GLORIOUS. The biceps are beautiful, covered with a few battle scars. His whole appearance screams "MANLY"! Kirishima can't even-

(Y/n) cut her thoughts off and gave a ten. Samon and kiji gave a 4 and 7.

"Wahh! She gave a ten!" Screamed one of Building 5's guard.

"So rock is her type of guy, huh?" Uno said in defeat.

"Next is the middle finger loving waiter!"

A half naked honey walked in, his hair turning into aroows as he fumed, "Middle finger loving- I'll show you middle fingers!" And then he shoot his infamous signature curse gesture at poor Mitsuru.

Kiji obviously gave a 10 while samon and (y/n) gave a 3 and 8.

(Y/n) looked over at samon, "He's ho- got a nice body, so why a 3?"

The monkey just huffed and said, "We're betting here, remember?"

She scoffed, "Well that doesn't mean you should be dishonest."

"And the last! I still can't believe he joined in..."

"I had been bribed with peach buns..." The formal speech of Liang grew closer as he continued to curse qi for bribing him into this nonsense.

He stopped when he reached the middle and...

(Y/n) died, to say the least...

A minute of silence filled the room, until (y/n) broke it easily and unexpectedly.

"Damn.............."

In the end, (y/n) lost the bet but got to touch Liang's godly abs.

The end ಠωಠ(yes, lazy ending. I'm sorry ;-;)

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The fanart ain't the best TwT I didn't put enough shadow on his jaw...

This was originally supposed to be Illumi but then it ended up looking like liang XD