Real Life:

"Kawababe~" Atsumu coos at the third year setter who was currently stretching.

"Yes Tsumubae?" Oikawa turns his head to the blonde. 

"I have tea." Atsumu says with a wide grin as he moves his eyebrows up and down. Oikawa lets out a dramatic gasp as he stops stretching and stands up, Atsumu's hands.

"SPILL!" Oikawa demanded as the two idiots jumped in the air like squealing girls.

"Okay so you know that one hot guy in art class I told you about?" Atsumu starts.

"Mh... the one who you suspected to be a bj?" Oikawa asks, reassuring.

"Yes!" 

"Yah why?" 

"Okay so I found out... that he has a boyfriend!" Atsumu says in suspense.

"Bitch! Shut up!" Oikawa gasps.

"Bitch I'm not kidding!" Atsumu says.

"Bitch!" Oikawa slaps the second year.

"Bitch!" Atsumu giggles returning a hit.

"BITCH!!" Oikawa laughs.

"What the fuck are they talking about there?" You asked as you handed Sugawara a towel.

"Those two really do like having their little tea sessions." Suga giggled, gladly taking the towel from your hand and wiping it on his face.

"And they never invite me!" Suga lets pouts as you giggled.

"Kawababe wanna go get some ice cream?" Atsumu suggests.

"Tsumubae, do I? Obvi!" Oikawa complies as both of them walked out of the gym.

"Those two act like a bunch of vsco girls." Iwa rolled his eyes as he takes a ball from the bin.

"Tell me about it." Sakusa says as he stares at their walking figure.

"And I hate the nicknames he gives me-"

"And I hate the nicknames he gives me-"

The both of them stop as they stare at each other. 

"Right?" Iwa stares at the dark haired male.

"I know." Sakusa says.

"But I must admit, Omi-kun is kinda cute-"

 "But I must admit... Iwa-chan is kinda cute-"

...

"Iwa-chan is... cute." Iwa says as he stares at the man bluntly.

"Omi-kun... is cuter." Sakusa says staring at Iwa.

Their stares quickly turned into glares as they suddenly started arguing on who has a better nickname.

"So are we just gonna stand here?" You ask as you stared at the two aces growling at each other like dogs.

"And they said Oikawa-san and Atsumu-san are idiots." You rolled your eyes.

"I know right." Tsukishima scoffs as he stands next to you.

"This better go viral." You hear Suna say as he pulls his phone out and starts videoing the two.

"And so like I heard that she cheated on him with his totally ripped uncle!"

"Oh my god! The audacity!"

"I know-"

"What is going on here?" Atsumu and Oikawa stop in their tracks as the both of them stood in the entrance of the gym doors.

"Iwa-chan!"

"Omi-kun!"

Both setters quickly ran up to the their aces and pulled them back from each other.

"Why are you guys fighting?!" Oikawa asks in concern.

"Yah! That's not watermelon!" Atsumu says.

"Yah so not watermelon!" Oikawa adds.

"Water...melon?" You ask in confusion.

"It's their codeword for 'cool'." Kunimi says lazily.

"He says my nickname sucks!" Iwa points at the dark haired man in front of him.

"Yah! Cause we all know my nick name is better!" Sakusa shouts back.

"They... like the nicknames?" Atsumu whispers to Oikawa, the two in a trance.

"I thought they hated it-" Oikawa says.

"I have a better nickname!" Noya shouts.

"It's gae" Tanaka says.

...

Everyone started laughing, as the two second years smile to themselves.

"It worked Ryu, my man!" Noya says victoriously to his friend.

"Of course! Our humor is extra ordinary!"