Itadori x Reader

JJK OG AU!

⚠️SWEARING (yay!), ONE SCENE W/MANGA SPOILER⚠️

Im marking the bit with the manga spoiler with this emoji - 👑

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L/n Y/n, one of the greatest shamans known to mankind, after Gojo of course. Her name struck fear in the hearts of curses, as well as shamans.

She was known to be the strictest, most goriest, and most craziest shaman alive. 

So, how the hell is she here?

Dancing and laughing with a boy younger than her at that! 

Let's see, shall we?-

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"You three are such idiots. Don't you guys know what teamwork is?! How do you expect to defeat me by yourselves?" Scolded a h/c-nette. Her eyebrows furrowed, as her voice got louder and louder.

"Next time I see you three, you guys should at least land a hit on me! You hear me?!" She continued.

The three first years bowed their heads as they hurriedly nodded, hoping to be able to run away as soon as possible.

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They were there for an hour.

"-... If  you little rascals do anything that reckless again, I'll kick you all the way to the moon." She finally ended. 

Itadori frowned, he couldn't help it, he had to say something and he did, well more like mumbled, "I'd rather be on the moon, than over here with you." He mumbled.

Fushiguro and Nobara gasped, their heads whipping towards Itadori at lightning speed. 'You idiot! Whats wrong with you?! ' They thought simultaneously. 

Itadori widened his eyes, his mind finally registering what he said. "WAIT! I'M SO-"

"Excuse me?" Y/n spoke with venom, her gaze dark as she raised her fist. 

Itadori winced, closing his eyes, ready to feel the pain of her unforgivable fist.

Which never came...? 

"Eh?" Itadori said. 

Y/n smirked, "Since you'd rather be on the moon than with me, I'll punish you by having you stay over with me for the night." She said, clearly not thinking through what she had just said.

"HUH?!" All three of them said, well more like hollered. 

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Itadori sighed, he was stuffing extra clothes in his bag, as well as his sanitary items. 

He was still in shock about y/n's offer. 

While packing an extra hoodie just in case, Itadori realised the amount of cliche moments that had happened between them, which would usually happen in a romance anime, or maybe even a fan-fiction! 

He chuckled.

He liked y/n, she was after all, only eighteen years old while he was sixteen. 

Though they had a two year difference, Itadori couldn't help but smile when she smiled, and couldn't help but feel embarrassed whenever she looked him in the eye. 

"Ugh, disgusting, I don't want sappy shit going around in your mind." Spoke the cursed spirit, from an eye and mouth residing on Itadori's cheek.

Itadori sighed, "Shut up Sukuna, you're just jealous Fushiguro doesn't like you." He said while grinning in a mean manner and looking down at the eye and mouth on his cheek.

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Y/n was freaking out, what the hell did she ask him to do!? 

Only, while walking away from the dumbstruck students did y/n realise that she had just invited Itadori, y/n groaned in annoyance as the incident repeated in her head over and over.

'What the fuck am I going to do, goddamnit.' She had thought.

Y/n snapped her fingers as she got an idea. She could go to Gojo and ask for his help! 

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Y/n had just warped back into her dorm, and realised how stupid it was of her to ask Gojo for help. That guy was useless unless serious, 

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and the only guy that could get him serious was Geto, who was dead.

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Y/n sulked, she just had to get it over with and then she could dig a hole and bury herself out of embarrassment.

Y/n knew she couldn't just let Itadori walk into a dirty dorm. Hence, why she started playing some music in her headphones as she started humming a tune, while slowly cleaning the house.

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It was finally time. 

Itadori would ring the doorbell any second now, and y/n would hear it.

'ding-dong!!'

There it was, the doorbell. Y/n sighed, she couldn't for the life of herself swallow her pride and tell him he could leave and that she wasn't thinking straight.

"Hello Itadori-kun." Y/n said, smirking, her eyes skimming from up to down as she nodded. "Come in, you can remove your shoes inside if you'd like." She said, welcoming Itadori as how she would welcome a guest.

Itadori nodded "Thank you l/n-sensei." He said while bowing. Y/n nodded stiffly, "Right. Uh, come in, come in." She had said. Moving out of the way as Itadori walked in.

He had looked at her for a brief moment and then spoke "Where can I put my bag?" 

Y/n raised an eyebrow as she sighed, "In the first room on your left." She said, as he disappeared from her sight, she massaged her temples.

'Today's going to be a long day...'

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Both Itadori and y/n were sitting in silence, unsure of what to do. The awkwardness was basically radiating off of the author's screen as they wrote this!

Itadori had decided to break the silence, "L/n-sensei...?" He had called out, y/n looked at him, tilting her head slightly to indicate she was listening.

"I-... I didn't mean what I said earlier. Y'know, about the uh- 'I'd rather be on the moon, than over here with you.' thing. I was just kinda tired and it was really hot and-"

"it's fine Itadori-kun, I don't mind. I saw it as more of a challenge than a rude remark." She interrupted.

Itadori grinned, "That's good! Well since we got that out of the way, wanna do a bake off?" He asked, he'd rather leave a good mark on her than a bad one.

Y/n smirked, "Just so you know, Nanami praised my baking skills." She said proudly, Itadori gasped "Nanamin?! Really??" He asked, his eyes holding sparkles in them.

Y/n chuckled lightly, slightly warming up to the boy's excitement, "Yep! Anyways come on, I'll show you were the utensils are and then we can start our bake off." She said, patting Itadori's thigh as she got up.

Itadori crookedly smiled at her touch before nodding as he got up.

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"I just realised... Who's going to be our judge?" Y/n said, taking challenges too seriously was a specialty of hers.

Itadori smiled "Hey Sukuna, wanna taste some desserts?" He asked, Sukuna sighed in his domain, he still hadn't spoken out loud so Itadori didn't hear his little brooding moment.

He lifted his head off of his fist as he thought 'Well, it's not like I've got anything better to do thanks to this hard headed brat.' 

"Fine." He said, briefly appearing and then going back. 

Itadori shrugged, "We've got our judge and I know were the utensils are! Now all we need to figure out, is what to bake!-" He said.

Y/n nodded, she put a thumb to her chin as she thought, "How about some crepes?" She suggested.

Itadori thought for a while "Eh, sure! Why not." He said, shrugging again.

Y/n nodded, 

"Then let the bake-off begin!"

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"Oh wow brat, didn't know you could bake decently. You always seemed like the one that'd burn down the kitchen." Sukuna deadpanned with no filter whatsoever, he had gotten access to Itadori's body to eat the crepe easily.

Y/n merely scoffed, "Taste mine already, Itadori number two." Y/n said, or rather, demanded.

Sukuna scoffed back "And just for that, I'm cutting two points from ten." He said smirking, knowing he had the upper hand.

Y/n gasped "What?!" She said, then sighed, realising how stupid that felt and sounded. "Whatever..." She mumbled, refraining herself from spewing cuss words at him.

Sukuna smirked again, he had taken a sip of water to try removing the taste of Itadori's crepe to get a better taste of y/n's. 

What? If he was going to be a judge he'd do it seriously!

As he finally got a hand on y/n's crepe, his eyes widened.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!" Sukuna had yelled at the top of his lungs.

Y/n flinched, not expecting Sukuna to be that loud. 'That bad? no way? Nanami liked it and Nanami doesn't like anything!' Y/n thought.

"YOU GET A FUCKING TEN IF YOU MAKE ME ANOTHER ONE. I'LL PAY YOU A MILLION YEN IF YOU BECOME MY PERSONAL COOK!" 

He continued, not caring how different he sounded. THE Ryomen Sukuna legitimately praising? Unheard of.

Y/n widened her eyes, she wasn't expecting that! "Well then, I guess I won! Ha! In your face Yuuji!" She said, widening her eyes as she realised that she called him by his first name, with no honourifics!

Sukuna chuckled, "Brat, you can come back. And y/n don't forget my offer, a million  yen." He said, tattoos slowly fading away as Itadori finally came back to view.

"Ah, Itadori-kun..." Y/n said, coughing awkwardly, hoping Itadori didn't realise how she basically hollered Itadori's first name. Itadori chuckled "You can call me Yuuji if you want, I'll call you y/n in return!" He chirped.

Y/n's cheeks turned a light pink, which faded as quick as it came, "Sure... Whatever." She mumbled with a huff.

Itadori's cheeks also turned pink, he wasn't expecting her to actually agree to his terms!

"Alright then y/n! Let's listen to some music!!" Itadori said, ecstatic about how close he got to y/n in the span of three hours, wait three hours?! He didn't realise it had been that long, jeez.-

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Both of them were now listening to music from y/n's playlist, 'Ya like jazz?'. The name rendered Itadori speechless for a good few minutes before he chuckled. Itadori found the naming idea to be quite funny and also somewhat cute, but you didn't hear that from me ;)

"Y/n dance with me!" Itadori grinned, standing up as he held out a hand for y/n. "Hah? No way, I don't know how to dance." She responded.

Itadori laughed, "Yeah, and I do." He said sarcastically. Y/n chuckled "Alright Yuuji, teach me then." She said, slightly smiling.

Itadori gulped, he hadn't seen y/n smile so sweetly, whenever she smiled, it was almost always only when she killed curses. Although those times her smile were just deranged-.

"Oh the great y/n wants somebody to teach her??" Itadori said, raising his eyebrows in mock surprise. Y/n grinned evilly, "Don't push it Yuuji, I will slice you in half." She said, staring straight into his soul.

"Jeez, okay, okay!" Itadori said, raising his hands in defeat. "I'll teach you how to dance!" He said.

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Both of them danced and laughed, y/n could not dance for the life of her. She kept on tripping and stamping, -which really hurt by the way-, and kept on falling on her bum.

Both of them had tears in their eyes as they laughed with each other. 

"Oh... My... God... Y/n- I never ex-" He paused raising one finger to show how out of breath he was. Y/n laughed even harder in response, waiting for him to breathe again.

"Ex- expected you... To be so bad at dancing of all things." He finally spoke, proud of himself for even finishing one sentence.

Y/n laughed, "God, neither did I!" She said, both of them finally quieting down as they stared at each other with grins adorning their faces.

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"Y/n, I'll sleep on the floor, you sleep on the bed." Itadori said. 

Y/n harrumphed, "No way, you're the guest. Like hell I'll let you sleep on the floor." Y/n said, after slowly warming up for Itadori, y/n had tended to be more kinder and even a little gentle, he was just too sweet.

Itadori sighed, "Either I'll sleep with you, or on the floor." He said, not processing what he said, -again- until he was too late. "Oh!- shi- wait I meant!-"

"It's fine, Itadori." She said with a small chuckle, talking about his little slip up, "You win this time. Next time I'll sleep on the floor." She said, pouting slightly as she went to get the futon for him to rest on.

Itadori widened his eyes 'Next time?! ' He thought, his cheeks turning slightly pink again. Sukuna grimaced as he made a gagging sound while spawning on Itadori's cheek.

"Gross." Sukuna said, stretching out 'gross' to show how much he despised whatever they were doing. Itadori sighed, slapping his cheek to make Sukuna go away, and go away he did.

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Both of them were now lying down, one on the floor while the other on the bed.

They were both silent and rethinking about all the events that had happened today.

"Ne y/n...?" Itadori called out as softly as he could, hoping she wasn't asleep. "Hm?" She dragged out drowsily.

Itadori smiled softly as he said,

"I'd rather be on the moon with you by my side."

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✩BONUS✩

"...- And then I said this epic line, 'I'd rather be on the moon with you by my side.' How cool is that?!" Itadori said.

"No way did this actually happen, l/n-sensei would never do any of the stuff that you said, that's too ooc of her! You were probably dreaming of her again." Nobara said with a roll of her eyes as she looked at her nails.

Fushiguro nodded agreeing with Nobara.

"What do you mean by ooc??" Asked someone from behind.

"With our luck that must be l/n-sensei." Fushiguro said nonchalantly, trying his best to hide his fear.

"Three rounds of running for all of you except Yuuji." Y/n said, squinting her eyes at the third years who were also present.

"Ehh?? Why not Itadori? That's favouritism!!" Nobara whined "And what's with the first name basis." She mumbled, making sure she didn't hear her. 

Fushiguro furrowed his eyebrows in annoyance, he too agreed with Nobara.

Y/n rolled her eyes with a click of her tongue, "Want me to kill you or are you going to run? Plus Yuuji already has enough strength to run all the way to America and back." She said.

All the students around the table, -other than Itadori-, nodded their heads. 'Valid points, valid points.' They had all said.

And of they went.

"Y'know Yuuji..." Y/n said, getting Itadori's attention instantly.

Y/n turned around as her back faced Itadori, "I'd rather be on the moon with you by my side too..." She said quietly.

Itadori's whole demeanour had changed, "I- I- I-, oh- uh- ok. N- no me... Too!" He said trying to form a proper sentence.

Y/n smiled, her face hidden but just as pink as his.

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✩EXTRA [?!] BONUS✩

Sukuna - So are you my personal chef now?

Y/n - Sure, I'm only here for the money though.

Sukuna - I know that, don't poison my food and we'll be good.

Y/n - Damnit...

Sukuna - You were planning on poisoning me?!

Y/n - And then take all your money, yes.

Sukuna - What the actually fuck y/n.

Y/n - *blows a kiss, and then sticks her tongue out while smirking*

Sukuna - *instinctively lifts his middle finger up*

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Guess who did a one-shot with 2454 words!! *raises eyebrows suggestively* 

It was me! I did it!!

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