4:37pm

[ inazuam shines eterbal ]

albedo
can i ask you a question @childe

childe
no

albedo
why

childe
i don't like ur questions

aether
are u discriminating against albedo rn

childe
what're u gonna do abt it blondie

y/n
here it comes

aether
ima dox u

ginger

and reveal it on twitter

childe
ok

i'll move and change my identity 🙄

kazuha
is this what they call "rich people things"

y/n
it's what they call insane ppl things

lumine
precisely

bennett
i got doxed once

y/n
you what

how

bennett
yeah

childe
u guys r weird

albedo
what specifically makes you say that

childe
why does everything u say feel like i'm being documented

y/n
bcuz he secretly is documenting u

beidou
he's one of the special ones

y/n
hi beidou

beidou
hey kiddo

and everyone else

and the child

childe
it's still childe lol

beidou
was i wrong

y/n
LMAO

aether
get him

childe
i literally only inhaled oxygen

aether
that's the problem

childe
ure a problem

bennett
are u guys gonna fight again ☹

aether
noo don't worry we won't

childe
i will

y/n
ajax

childe
i mean i won't!

kazuha
is he what they call a "simp"

aether
yes exactly kazuha

childe
stop that

albedo
stop what specifically

childe
LEAGE ME ALONE BRO

albedo
am i making you uncomfortable

y/n
i genuinely can't tell if he's being serious or not

aether
oh he is, trust me

childe
YES U ARE MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE

albedo

why is that

childe
u r worse than panty

albedo
who is that

childe
is everything u say a question

albedo
no

y/n
LMAO

bennett
albedo is a really cool dude, childe

u just need to get to know him better

childe
r u sure

bc i very much doubt that

bennett
yes i am 😁

childe
idk if i can trust u

kazuha
do you have what they call "trust issues"

childe
DUDE SHUT UP

y/n
stop being rude

beidou
srsly ugh

lumine
so impolite

childe
i am losing more of my sanity just by being here

albedo
would you like some articles on how to maintain your sanity ?

childe
NO i don't want any of ur weird ass articles that u for some reason keep

y/n
deep breaths ajax

aether
ya send him those articles bedo

albedo
okay

childe
i've never hit the block button so fast

y/n
STOP

bennett
just get along guys, it's not that hard

aether
wow u blocked bedo

how dare u

childe
i do dare

aether
this is why ure unintelligent

childe
i am incredibly intlelignent stfu

aether
intlelignent

childe
i hate u

bennett
WOAH

no hate okay

barbara would say to let barbatos guide u

y/n
who's barbara

bennett
a friend

she's really nice!

kazuha
let the wind guide you, childe

childe
a gust of wind isn't going to help me

kazuha
if you listen very closely, it can

childe
no. no it can't

only an insane person would try that

y/n
kazuha is kicking the air rn

kazuha
i wouldn't harm the wind

childe
are we all talking about the same kind of wind

kazuha
yes, the very wind that surrounds us

through it, you can sense everything

childe
wtf type of crack r u on bro

y/n
STOP ATTACKING HIM

albedo
childe, you just can't see what kazuha sees

childe

yea bc i'm not high

kazuha
the wind can make you high

childe
so can crack

bennett
hey don't insult kazuha

childe
he's making it very difficult not to

aether
ure one to talk

childe
what'd u say u little mf.

aether
i don't like repeating myself

childe
ure full of shit aren't u

aether
that's funny coming from u

lumine
keep fighting guys

y/n
pop off, i guess

xingqiu
hello my lieges, what'd i miss

albedo
hello xingqiu

you missed childe being strange as usual

xingqiu
oh did i

aether
nothing new

childe
y/n are u seeing this shit

this mf has the audacity to call ME strange

y/n
uh huh

childe
i'm offended.

albedo
but you are

childe
no ure the strange one

xingqiu
tell me, childe

what are your hobbies

childe
fighting

kazuha
i see

i personally like meditating and listening to the wind

childe
NO ONE ASKED

kazuha
i think you should try it too

albedo
i agree with kazuha

it may help you change your views on life

xingqiu
i think so too

y/n
why do i feel so dumb with these three around

bennett
right...

childe
i don't need my views on life to be changed

albedo
tell us, childe

what do you think about life

childe
i think it's a constant nightmare where death is prbly the most satisfying thing i'll get!

y/n
this is exactly why i want you to get a therapist

albedo
why is that your view, childe

kazuha
i think it's what they call "trauma"

childe
i want to hurt something

bennett
deep breaths sir

aether
try punching a tree

it works sometimes

bennett
what did the tree do 😕

childe
yeah exactly

y/n
so you're ok with hurting people but hurting trees is out of the question

childe
people can fight back, trees can't

aether
wow so it has morals

childe

did u just call me an it

aether
i meant he** mb typo

childe
ure amusing

albedo
i want to paint you, childe

childe
um ok

i'm not sure what to do with that information

albedo
can i paint you ?

childe
no ure weird

aether
damn smn is actually willing to paint u and u say no

childe
who wouldn't want to paint me

i'm hot as hell 🥵🔥💯

y/n
boyboss

albedo
maybe i'll paint y/n instead then

y/n
uh

childe
no u will not be painting MY partner.

kazuha
i think he's what they call "possessive"

childe
and ure what they call "annoying"

kazuha
childe, have you ever tried poetry?

childe
no why

kazuha
you should try it

it helps calm the soul

perhaps it might even change your perspective on life

childe
WHY ARE U GUYS TRYING TO REFORM ME

y/n
well they did find out that you're a part of the mafia

childe
u make a good point

but poetry isn't really my type of thing

kazuha
understandable

albedo
what about alchemy

childe
i want to conquer the world.

not play with chemicals

albedo
quite the dream

aether
how is ur mind still functional

childe
idk myself tbh

it's fighting for its life on a daily basis

kazuha
the wind can help relax your mind

childe
if u don't stfu abt the wind, ima go outside rn and punch it

y/n
well that's a perfectly sane thing to do

bennett
barbatos wouldn't like that

childe
i do not care

bennett
gasp...

kazuha
it's okay, he's going through a hard time right now

childe
gn

albedo
it's around 5pm

childe
u guys are worse than dottore.

y/n
damn dottore wouldn't like that

albedo
who's dottore

kazuha
i think he's one of his "mafia comrades"

albedo
ah yes, of course

his fellow criminal companions

kazuha
yes

causing mayhem all throughout teyvat

albedo
how intriguing

childe
...

aether
lol

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