4:32pm

[ childe ]

y/n
are you ok

you didn't text the whole day

childe
yeah sorry

i was attending a funeral so i couldn't text

y/n
oh shit i'm so sorry

childe
nah it's ok

y/n
who passed away, if you don't mind me asking

childe
rosalyne

or la signora i guess

y/n
wait what

the lady in the groupchat?

the blonde one?

childe
yeah lol

y/n
oh god

how did it happen

childe
just a bad encounter with smn while she was on duty

y/n
your guys' job is that dangerous?

childe
depends

it's not dangerous if you play it smart

y/n
this is so weird

we were talking to her just yesterday

childe
well, this is how it is

one day ure alive, the next u could be dead

y/n
you seem like you're used to it

childe
loss isn't anything new here

we've seen many of our comrades die

y/n
just what the hell is your company...

how many losses have happened

childe
dunno, i don't keep count lol

y/n
makes sense

but still, it's concerning how you're so fine with it

childe
i'm not fine with it

but it's a reality we all have accepted

death is an expectation

it's not so surprising once u keep that in mind

y/n
are you telling me that you can die any day as well

childe
yeah i guess

y/n
what

childe
relax girlie, i won't die

alphas never die.

y/n
this isn't a joke

childe
soryr

y/n
don't be sorry, i'm just a little surprised

childe
i thought u knew by now how the fatui is

y/n

i thought i did but i guess i was wrong

i didn't realize how dangerous your job actually is

childe
but u don't need to worry abt it

i'm doing it out of my own will

y/n
why though

why do smth so risky

childe
i wish to grow stronger

the more i fight, the more experience i gain, the stronger i become

y/n
your only wish is to become stronger??

you're willing to risk your life for that?

childe
it's hard to explain but simply put, yeah exactly

y/n
was la signora killed

childe
yea

y/n
how many times have u been in that situation

childe
ure asking a lot of questions today huh

y/n
is it surprising

childe
nope

but u shouldn't worry so much

i've been doing this for a long time

i won't put myself in the same situation as rosalyne

y/n
how can you be so sure

childe
i can't

but i'm willing to take the risk

y/n
that doesn't seem very wise

childe
man i wouldn't have told u if i knew you'd start worrying so much

y/n
you would've kept smth so important from me?

childe
it's not important

y/n
your life being in danger every day isn't important?

childe
r u mad at me

i'm sorry i take it back, i don't regret telling u

but i am serious when i say not to worry

y/n
it's easier said than done

childe
look how abt we don't talk abt this rn

it's only ruining both of our moods

and i just attended a funeral so i'd rather talk abt smth more pleasant

y/n
yeah sure sry

how are the others tho

childe
they're fine

y/n
alright

childe
how was ur day

y/n
it was fine

oh and i forgot to tell you

childe
ya?

y/n
i met your ceo the other day

childe

huh

u met the tsaritsa?

y/n
yeah

she's one scary lady

childe
i guess so

how'd u meet her

y/n
at the bus stop

she showed up in a limo

childe
weird

what'd she say

y/n
she asked me if i was y/n

childe
ah i see

one of the others must've told her abt u

y/n
yeah i presumed as much

childe
dottore tripped on rosalyne's coffin at the funeral it was hilarious

y/n
I'M CRYING

THAT WAS AO RANDOM

childe
omg u just made a typo

y/n
shur up

childe
omg u just made another

y/n
STOP

childe
so cute

y/n
don't act like you didn't just make a joke abt la signora's funeral

childe
IT WASN'T A JOKE

IT FR HAPPENED

the look pierro gave him made it almost impossible for me to hold in my laugh.

y/n
idk who to feel more bad for

childe
scaramouche didn't even try holding in his laugh

bitch fr started pointing at him as he was laughing his ass off

y/n
that's so embarrassing for dottore

childe
deserved tbh

imagine tripping over a fucking coffin bro

AT A FUNERAL

we all just stared at him like 🧍‍♂️

y/n
lmao pls

i'd wanna die

childe
nah fr

the look on his face was priceless tho

should've snapped a pic sigh

y/n
are you forgetting it was a funeral...

childe
ofc not

but u would've wanted to do the same if u saw his face

y/n
i don't know...

childe
well i do know 🙄‼️

y/n
yeah yeah

childe
he made me forget it was even a funeral

completely ruined the serious atmosphere, that dumbass

y/n

he's trying his best

childe
what do u expect from a guy who spends majority of his time cooped up in some crusty ass room

y/n
he'd be fuming if he saw this slander

childe
i'll GLADLY tell it to his face 😒

y/n
are you sure you're alright tho

childe
yes don't worry abt me girlie

let's talk abt u instead

did u eat today, did u drink water, and more importantly, did u piss yet

y/n
was the last question necessary

childe
yes 😚

and i don't mean that in a weird way.

i swear i don't have a piss kink

y/n
i didn't think you did...

childe
ah ok 😚

y/n
you're so weird

childe
noo i'm not weird

i'm just

#built different 😈🥵🥶💪

a lil quirky 🤪😵‼️

y/n
in other words, weird as hell

childe
stop bullying me that's so not wifey of u

y/n
stop calling me wifey.

childe
oh

so u don't want to be my wifey

i see.

y/n
no stop don't try to make me feel bad

childe
no no i get it

u prbly already have another skrunkly 😥😰😖

y/n
STOP

childe
it's fine. i wouldn't choose me either

y/n
L

childe
that singular letter just physically stabbed my heart 274828 times

y/n
good

it's what you get for trying to be a pick me

childe
how could u hurt me like this

y/n
it's tough love

childe
maybe i'm into that 🥵🤞

y/n
why do you feel the need to ruin everything.

childe
bc i'm

y/n
if you say built different, i'm hitting that block button

childe
aha anyway...

y/n
smh

i gtg now

ttyl ajax

childe
bye girlie ily 💕

y/n
ilyt

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