9:21am

[ lumine ]

lumine
so did you do it

childe
do what

lumine
ask y/n out??

childe
wait

FUCK I FORGOT TO ASK

lumine
YOU ABSOLUTE DUMBASS

WHY DO YOU THINK I WAS TRYING TO LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE

childe
IDFK OK

shit now what do i do

lumine
ask y/n out??

childe
BUT I DON'T WANT TO ASK ON TEXT, THAT'S SO LAME

lumine
then ask in person

childe
yeah but it has to be special

lumine
then make it special

childe
how

lumine
you figure it out

childe
MAN OK

THANKS FOR NOTHING

lumine
mf how dare you.

childe
i'm sorry, u did a lot and i'm very grateful for it thank u.

lumine
much better

anyway good luck

childe
thanksies

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1:33pm

[ tired of yalls bullshit ]

dottore
yo @childe

so did u

yk.

tartaglia
what

columbina
u know.

tartaglia
huh

arlecchino
You know

tartaglia
no i literally don't

can u guys just tell me

dottore
sigh

gingers these days ugh

(did u make up with y/n)

sandrone
you're whispering too loud

dottore
my bad, pardon me

(ᵈⁱᵈ ᵘ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵘᵖ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʸ/ⁿ)

columbina
LMAO

capitano
lol

tartaglia
....

y/n
i'm here too btw

la signora
dumbasses went to the wrong gc

dottore
it was very much intended

tartaglia
sure

columbina

still waiting for an answer

tartaglia
yes i did

like the absolute hot boyboss i am

scaramouche
get a load of this fucker

dottore
fr

needs to be humbled asap

and ik just how to do it!

y/n
pls do

dottore
worry not

u just gotta point out every flaw he has

tartaglia
bold of u to assume i have any shame

la signora
fr

pantalone
He arrives late to every meeting then proceeds to cry when pierro scolds him

Of course he doesn't have any shame.

tartaglia
ok u had no reason to call me out like that

y/n
i'm more concerned abt you admitting that you have no shame

scaramouche
it's nothing new for this bitch

tartaglia
why does everything u say contain either a swear or an insult

scaramouche
because i hate u guys

and i want that to be clear

y/n
it's very clear

columbina
he's just a little shy

dottore
no he actually does hate everyone and everything

i saw him glare at sum dude for 5 mins after he barely touched his shoulder

tartaglia
seems like smth he'd do

sandrone
typical scaramouche

y/n
that poor guy

tartaglia
he only breathed

scaramouche
no, he doesn't understand the concept of personal space

columbina
it was prbly unintentional

not his fault

scaramouche
it's his fault for existing

dottore
is it our fault for existing too

scaramouche
yeah

stop existing

pulcinella
okay

tartaglia
*casually stops existing*

dottore
gingers don't exist anyway

tartaglia
LEAVE MY HAIR ALONE

AT LEAST IT ISN'T A CRUSTY BLUE

dottore
how dare u, my hair is amazing

la signora
it reminds me of toothpaste tbh

columbina
i wonder if it tastes like toothpaste

dottore
stay away from my hair pls

columbina
😊

y/n
it does kinda look like toothpaste tho

tartaglia
RIGHT

and then he has the audacity to make fun of my hair 😒

dottore

wow

seen

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2:01pm

[ childe ]

childe
y/nnn

y/n.

y/n

answer pls

what r u even doing

r u ok

r u dead

hello

answer me rn

oh no

i'm going to die and the only cure is u saying smth

i just died bro

y/n
can you be patient

childe
WHAT WERE U DOING

y/n
i was taking a shower

do you expect me to have my phone with me all the time

childe
yes

y/n
sigh

what did you need tho

childe
nothing i just missed u

y/n
oh

ok bye

childe
NOO CUM BACK

y/n
did you really type come like that

are you in middle school

childe
mentally

y/n
i.

well i need to study so

childe
no u don't

y/n
yeah i do

bye.

childe
WAIT

quickly thinks of a distraction

y/n
that doesn't work on text

childe
dammit

what do i need to do for u to stay

y/n
wait for me to be done

besides, don't u have work

childe
there's a meeting rn

and pierro is scolding dottore bc dottore messed with his coffee

y/n
why are your meetings always so chaotic

i feel bad for pierro

childe
idk

it's funny tho

y/n
well at least you're not the one getting scolded

childe
yeah

y/n
btw wanna go out

childe
what

y/n
do you wanna go out

childe
what

y/n
is this rejection

childe
WAIR NO

that was so random what the fuvk

shit i was supposed to ask u first

i even had a whole ass plan.

y/n
oh

my bad lmao

childe
IT WAS GONNA BE SO COOL

y/n
are you upset bcuz i made the first move

childe
yeah.

how dare u 😡😤👿👎

y/n
you didn't answer tho

childe

of course i'll go out with u

but i wanted to make it special

y/n
you'll make it special just by being there

childe
hey, i'm supposed to be the smooth talker here

y/n
maybe i'm just better at it than you are

childe
is that a challenge

bc u are so on

y/n
maybe it is

childe
well then

challenge accepted girlie

y/n
best of luck

childe
i am so winning this

y/n
what're you gonna do

send more pick up lines lmao

childe
don't tempt me

my pick up lines r amazing

y/n
sure

at least they're enough to give me a good laugh

childe
how dare u mock me

u think this is funny huh

y/n
yeah

childe
ure taking me very easy

y/n
am i

childe
u are

y/n
funny how i still don't feel intimidated

childe
so u wanna feel intimidated

y/n
don't make it look weird

childe
i'm only repeating what u said

and i totally can make u feel intimidated

y/n
oh really

childe
yes, really

it'll make u fall for me even more winks

y/n
i heavily doubt that

childe
u can doubt it for now

y/n
you'll just have to prove that, i guess

childe
i will prove it

y/n
we'll see abt that

childe
hey, don't u know

i am a man of my word

y/n
you have plenty of time to prove that as well

childe
hah and i'll enjoy the look on ur face when i do

y/n
best of luck ajax

childe
hoyl shit.

u just called me by my actual name

y/n
are you alright with that

childe
yeah i was jsut

not expecting it

y/n
ah

childe
anywaus

i'll let u get back to ur studies now

y/n
alright

childe
talk to u later

y/n
bye, good luck with work

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