1:09am

[ weirdo ]

weirdo
hey baby gorl r u lost 😳

*bites lip*

y/n
are you not capable of starting a convo normally

weirdo
i can, i just choose not to

y/n
right

weirdo
n e way u didn't answer my q so i'll ask again

hey baby girl r u lost 🥺😳

y/n
go away

weirdo
my heart just broke into a million tiny pieces.

y/n
good

weirdo
and only u can glue it back together 🥺❤

y/n
lmao i won't

weirdo
lol u misspelled i will

y/n
that was no typo

weirdo
i said

lol u misspelled i will

y/n
still not a typo

weirdo
I SAID

LOL U MISSPELLED I WILL

😉☺‼️

y/n
i read you fine the first two times

weirdo
huddling up in the corner of my room and sobbing into my pillow rn

y/n
aw do you need a hug

weirdo
yes pls

y/n
too bad ☺👎

weirdo
why do tou do thid to mw

y/n
ok i feel bad now

sending u a virtual hug 🫂

weirdo
OMG

i can die happy now

y/n
it was just a virtual hug lmao

weirdo
it was not "just a virtual hug lmao."

it was actually a milestone in our relationship.

y/n
don't you mean friendship

weirdo
yeah yeah same thing

tomato to mah toe

y/n
right 🤨

weirdo
as always

y/n
not the ego again

weirdo
yes the ego again

y/n
sigh

weirdo
why are u sighing at me

y/n
bcuz you deserve to be sighed at

weirdo

how rude

normally, i wouldn't let that go

but since it's u ig it's ok 😚

y/n
so i'm an exception, i see

weirdo
yes

ure a special case

y/n
at least i'm special

weirdo
you are so much more than just special ❤

y/n
what makes you say that

weirdo
numerous different things

y/n
which would be

weirdo
i will not be saying them

y/n
why not

weirdo
bc it's embarrassint

y/n
you get embarrassed over the weirdest things

but still say shit like "you are sm more than just special"

weirdo
built different 😹🥺💯

y/n
sigh.

weirdo
stop sighing at me pls. it's hurting my ego

y/n
wonderful, that's what i want

weirdo
how dare you

y/n
yes i do dare

weirdo
you will regret saying that

y/n
and how will you accomplish that

weirdo
i have my ways.

y/n
wow soo scary

weirdo
yes fear me

y/n
my timbers are shivered

i'm quaking in my boots

weirdo
good good

be intimidated by me 😈🐺‼️

y/n
if you don't stop with that wolf emoji istg.

weirdo
but i need to use it

all alpha sigma males use it

y/n
please tell me that's satire

weirdo
no??

it's a known fact that all alpha sigma males use that emoji 🙄

y/n
...

weirdo
I'M JOKINF IT IS SATIRE

pls don't block me

y/n
i'll trust you then ig

weirdo
good choice

u should always trust alphas

y/n
bye

weirdo
NO COMW BACK I'LL STOP I SWEAR

i'll get a new aesthetic

no more 👿🐺💀👺 alpha male

from now on, i'll be a ☺😘🥺💕 soft boy

y/n

I'M CRYING STOP

weirdo
w-why 🥺

y/n
i am going to kill you

weirdo
that's kinda 😳😏

y/n
oh my god you truly are hopeless

weirdo
laughs cutely

y/n
STOP IT

weirdo
DTOP WHAT

y/n
STOP BEING DUMB

weirdo
BUT I CAN'T

it's who i am 😋

y/n
you are a 21 year old grown man.

weirdo
OK AND

y/n
be more mature.

weirdo
i can't.

my childhood was taken from me so it's literally impossible.

y/n
oh

do you need to talk...

you have full permission to trauma dump on me rn

weirdo
no i'm good thanks

as long as u let me be me 🌹

y/n
i didn't say don't be you

nvm forget i ever said anything

stay as you are

weirdo
omg

kmg

omg

no one's ever said that to me before ❤

y/n
i wonder why

weirdo
STOP U JUST RUINED MY MOMENT

the spotlight was on ME

it was my time to shine.

i was just ab to give my speech ab how happy i am

y/n
my bad, go ahead and give your speech

weirdo
i can't anymore the moment is ruined 🙄

y/n
give your speech.

weirdo
ojh ok yes ma'am

ahem

i would like to thank my family, my manager, and all of my 2 friends for this moment.

it took a lot out of me to get here but i finally managed to do it.

i finally got y/n to fall madly in love with me.

y/n
...

boy what are you talking about

weirdo
although sometimes, she doesn't like to admit it!

but the evidence is clear.

y/n l/n is madly in love with tartaglia childe ajax.

y/n
i'm regretting letting you continue your speech now

weirdo
i bet ure totally smiling rn

y/n
you're betting wrong

weirdo
ok if u weren't smiling before, ure def smiling rn

y/n
wrong again

weirdo
really?

y/n
yes

weirdo
so u are not smiling at all?? 🤨

y/n
not at all, my lips aren't even twitching

weirdo

ure not lying to me, are u girlie

i don't like liars y'know.

y/n
i'm not lying

weirdo
OK HOW ABT NOW

y/n
WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO SMILE

weirdo
BC I WANT TO BE THE REASON U SMILE AT LEAST ONCE IN MY LIFE

y/n
you're so corny

ok maybe i am slightly smiling now

weirdo
holy shit

i knew it

I KNEW IT

I MADE U SMILE

y/n
you look so dumb rn

weirdo
IDC I STILL MADE U SMILE

y/n
why are you so happy over that pls

weirdo
idk

it's just reassuring somehow

y/n
ok...

weirdo

weirdo
your weirdo ❤

y/n
no ❤

weirdo
ouch ❤

y/n
lmao loser

weirdo
call me that again

y/n
loser?

weirdo
call me that again 😚

y/n
ugh i should've known you're taking it the wrong way.

weirdo
idk wym 🤨

what wrong way

elaborate

y/n
you already know what i mean

weirdo
i do not

i'm completely clueless as to what you meant by that

y/n
sure

then stay clueless

weirdo
ok i will ☺

y/n
idiot

weirdo
call me that again

y/n
STOP

once again, get some help

weirdo
u can help me

y/n
i want to ask how but i know you'll just make it dirty again

weirdo
😳☺😳☺😳

y/n
sigh

hopeless

anyway i gtg now

weirdo
noo don't leave me

y/n
i'm not leaving you

i just need to finish an assignment rn

it's due today

weirdo
ah ok bye then

good luck hope u ace it 💯

y/n
thanks

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