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not.edsheeran
i'm so bored pls help me

i'm at this meeting rn and oh my god this dude has been talking for the past 20 minutes straight 😐

y/nithink
idk it could just be me, but aren't you like supposed to be paying attention or smth

not.edsheeran
i TRIED paying attention.

but HE will NOT shut the fuck UP.

y/nithink
it's a meeting??

isn't he saying smth important

not.edsheeran
idk i stopped paying attention after the first 5 minutes

y/nithink
and that's your way of trying to pay attention

not.edsheeran
yes!

ppl shouldn't have such high expectations of me y'know

y/nithink
well that's no surprise

not.edsheeran
WOW

y/nithink
aren't you going to get in trouble if smn sees you on your phone

not.edsheeran
idk maybe

who cares tbh

better than being bored out of my mind

y/nithink
how have you not gotten fired yet...

not.edsheeran
bc they love me.

or bc i actually do my work properly

most of the time

y/nithink
most of the time??

not.edsheeran
i have other priorities 🙄💯

y/nithink
what the hell do you prioritize over work

not.edsheeran
food.

i can't work on any empty stomach, now can i

y/nithink
i feel bad for whoever your boss is

not.edsheeran
you shouldn't. i'm sure he doesn't mind 😚🤙

y/nithink
right...

where do you even work

not.edsheeran
at sum company

it's called fatui inc

y/nithink
interesting name

i think i've heard of it before

not.edsheeran
it is pretty popular after all

y/nithink
i'm surprised you got a job there

not.edsheeran
shh

n e way

what were u doing

y/nithink
studying

not.edsheeran
why r u always studying

do u even take breaks

y/nithink

not.edsheeran
occasionally...

i hope ure not overworking urself girlie

y/nithink
i'm not

i don't have a class rn so that's why i was studying

not.edsheeran
oh wait r u at college rn

y/nithink
yes

not.edsheeran
DID I INTERRUPT U

y/nithink
yes

not.edsheeran
I'M SORRY I DIDJR MEAN TO

y/nithink
IT'S FINE LMAO

not.edsheeran
oh okay phew

anyway. back to what i was saying.

why do we even have meetings

like they're just a waste of time tbh

y/nithink
idk ask your ceo

not.edsheeran
she'd fire me in an instant 😹‼️

y/nithink
she'd also fire you if she knew you went on your phone during meetings.

not.edsheeran
she doesn't need to know 😍

y/nithink
what if smn else does 😍

not.edsheeran
then i'm fucked ig

y/nithink
you don't even care abt your own job...

not.edsheeran
it's not like i'll actually get fired anyway

but aww are u worrying abt me 🥺

y/nithink
no.

i was just speculating

not.edsheeran
yeah yeah spectating sure

y/nithink
not spectating, speculating

not.edsheeran
isn't that what i said

y/nithink
...

why are you dumb.

not.edsheeran
idk, why are u smart.

y/nithink
i.

not.edsheeran
speechless? 🥺

y/nithink
shut up.

not.edsheeran
ok 😹‼️🥺🤪😘😊

y/nithink

not.edsheeran
a lot of things.

y/nithink
i've noticed.

not.edsheeran
but that's ok

#builtdifferent #notlikeothers #outcast #baddie #alpha #badboy #lonewolf #boss #cool #mysterious

y/nithink
what the fuck did i just read

not.edsheeran
the story of my life.

in hashtags

y/nithink
sigh

not.edsheeran
u can go back to studying now i don't wanna keep interrupting u

y/nithink
no it's fine ig i can take a break

not.edsheeran
oh em gee

you'd rather talk to me 🥺?

y/nithink
i'd rather do anything than study

not.edsheeran
like talking to me 🥺?

y/nithink
yeah sure

not.edsheeran
🥰💖💯

y/nithink
ugh.

not.edsheeran
what do u do other than study

y/nithink
sleep

not.edsheeran
and

y/nithink
eat

not.edsheeran
and

y/nithink
contemplate life decisions

not.edsheeran
and...

y/nithink
bro what else do you want me to say? shit?

not.edsheeran
NO BUT THAT'S ALL U DO?

also r u ok

y/nithink
yes and no

not.edsheeran
ohh

yesn't

y/nithink
i.

sure

not.edsheeran
but why no

y/nithink

not.edsheeran
damn

well then.

i hope i can brighten up ur life.

y/nithink
you can try

not.edsheeran
and succeed.

bc i never lose.

y/nithink
uh huh

not.edsheeran
i wish i could turn to grass. so that u could step on me 😍🤗🤪‼️💁‍♂️

y/nithink
i'm going to unread that

and is weird pick up lines your way of brightening up my life.

not.edsheeran
yes.

they always work.

y/nithink
well guess what

they didn't work this time 😃

not.edsheeran
YES IT DID

PICK UP LINES ALWAYS WORK

y/nithink
no

not.edsheeran
if you were a burger at mcdonalds 🍔😍‼️ you'd be mcgorjus 😉🥵❤💯

y/nithink
it's still spelt gorgeous**

and pls stop. those are horrible

not.edsheeran
COME ON THEY AREN'T THAT BAD 🙄☝

y/nithink
yes they are.

not.edsheeran
i thought this was a dating app. but it must b a museum bc ure a work of art 🤏🕶🥵

y/nithink
STOP

i can still decline you.

not.edsheeran
WAIT NO I'LL STOP

one more?

y/nithink
the decline button looking rlly hot rn

not.edsheeran
OK OK FINE SHEESH

y/nithink
goddamn

not.edsheeran
hey are u a parking ticket

y/nithink
I'M DECLINING U

not.edsheeran
NOOO I WAS KIDDING

y/nithink
IT'S NOT FUJNY ANYMORE

not.edsheeran
omg

u just made a typo

AND U ALSO TYPED "YOU" AS "U"

y/nithink
wtf how'd you even notice that

not.edsheeran
i notice everything.

y/nithink
weirdo...

not.edsheeran
oh fuck i think i got noticed

y/nithink
what

not.edsheeran
SHIT I'LL BRB TTYL GIRLIE

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