Nov 29
9:16am

[ festival planning ig ]

Y/n
came here to say we are all still alive, ok bye

Hu Tao
Y/N??

WHERE THE FAWK ARE YOU GUYS

Childe
told you they were ok

Venti
Y/N ARE YOU ALRIGHT

Xiao
calm down

Hu Tao
XIAO

SOMEONE EXPLAIN?(

Y/n
sorry went to get smth to eat

anyway. a lot happened

Hu Tao
patiently waiting for you to spill the tea 😹‼️

Xingqiu
Oh you guys are still alive

Lesgoo

Xiangling
you don't seem enthusiastic at all...

Chongyun
it's just how he shows his enthusiasm

Hu Tao
y/n lol. still waiting

Y/n
BRO CAN YOU WAIT

I'M TRYNA EAT

but this fruit cup won't open

fruit cups so hard to open and for what

Xiao
why won't you let me open it for you

Y/n
bcuz i can do it myself 😒👎

nvm i can't pls open it for me

Xiao
mhm

Hu Tao
do we even exist to you.

Y/n
omg you're so dramatic 🙄

Hu Tao
SPILL. THE. TEA. 😐

Zixin
what tea

Childe
your mother's tea 😂🤣

gottem good

Scaramouche
i'm just going to not read your messages anymore

Heizou
same.

Y/n
ok so let me sum up what happened

Hu Tao
finally sheesh

Y/n
yk the ppl who bothered xiao before

i forgot their names uh

Zixin
feng and xue

Y/n
yeah, them

they like tried jumping us or smth

but failed thanks to heizou and zixin

and then keqing came with scaramouche

and then

wait i dropped my spoon

Hu Tao
DON'T LEAVE US HANGING??

Xiao
the two came for revenge ig

xue eventually stopped but feng grabbed y/n and tried using them as a way to escape or smth idk what he was trying to do tbh

Heizou

it was fun messing with him though.

Venti
QAIT WHAT

Hu Tao
THAT BITCH GRABBED Y/N.

i'm making his coffin rn

Childe
fr

Y/n
spoon has been retrieved

Hu Tao
y/n. you just got attacked, how are you so calm

Y/n
idk

but those two rlly tried doing smth 😹‼️

Zixin
i should've known they'd try doing something like this eventually

Xiao
it doesn't matter anymore

at least we know keqing will deal with them properly

Venti
yas girlboss

Hu Tao
wait, where are you guys rn

Y/n
i'm at xiao's place with qiqi

Hu Tao
qiqi?

Venti
is she alright

Xiao
she is

Hu Tao
phew

Childe
did anyone get hurt tho

Heizou
not really.

besides feng ig.

scaramouche knocked him out with a stick so.

Hu Tao
he what

Y/n
he rlly slayed

Scaramouche
i've never felt more satisfied than to hit a bitch with a stick

Xiao
i can't blame you

Heizou
same.

also would've done the same.

Childe
wow good job scary moose

Scaramouche
thanks ig

Y/n
wait, did you just say thanks 🤯

Xiao
wow

Hu Tao
scaramouche thanked someone??

Heizou
and to childe nonetheless.

Scaramouche
whatever

Childe
guys, i told you he secretly sees me as his bestie 🤗🤗

Scaramouche
i'll kill you

Childe

Hu Tao
oh keqing texted me saying the festival is postponed to tmrw

Y/n
i hope that's ok...

Hu Tao
i'm just glad you guys are alright

Y/n
omg...

you really do have a heart 🥺❤

Hu Tao
surprise 🥺❤

anyway. go check the other gc, i think itto is having a seizure

Y/n reacted with 👍

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Nov 29
9:25am

[ dark reunion 😈💥‼️ ]

Itto
ARE Y9U GAUYS OK

I HEARF WHAR HAPOENEED

WHO DO I NEER TO JILL

JILL

KJLL

YOU GEY THE IDEA

Y/n
bsf you won't be killing ANYONE with that typing

Hu Tao
i'm here wondering why he bothered correcting just one typo and not the others

Venti
fr

and he didn't even end up correcting it

Itto
i tried being a kind, caring, and loving friend

and got slandered as a result

what a world.

Childe
fr bro

you guys did my homie dirty 👎

Xiao
y/n, your typos are just as bad as his

Y/n
EZCUSE ME

MY TYPINF IS GRRAT

Hu Tao
yeah, it's really grrat 😹👍

Y/n
this is the start of my villain arc

you guys WILL be hearing from my lawyers very soon.

Xiao
i'll gladly be your lawyer

Y/n
you were the first one to insult me wdym 😒

Xiao
me insulting you is what let's you know that i like you

isn't that what you also previously told me

Y/n
i did say that...

omg xiao likes me guys 🥺

i think he has a cwush 🥺

Xiao
very funny

Y/n
did it make you haha

Xiao
mhm

Y/n
i made you laugh omg

i made xiao feel happy guys

Xiao
yeah

you make me feel a lot of things actually

Hu Tao
GET A ROOM??

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THIS 🤢🤢

Childe
YEAH 😒👎

Venti
ily y/n but i must say i agree.

Y/n
LMAO OK

Xiao

Hu Tao
oh my archons he just said haha unironically i can't do rhis anymrkoe helx me 0lplewse

Itto
homies i don't really know what's going on, but isn't the festival today

Xingqiu
It was postponed to tomorrow

Albedo
why is that?

Y/n
long story short, there were some minor setbacks that prevented us from attending the festival

Hu Tao
"minor"

Ningguang
Though, I hope you are all in good health.

Xiao
yea everyone's fine

Childe
this gives me more time to plan out my epic cool decorations

Scaramouche
you mean those shit decorations you'd find at the sales section in walmart

Y/n
c'mon, they aren't that bad

Childe
thank you, y/n.

Zixin
if only most of them weren't torn apart

Childe
blame scara for that

Scaramouche
stfu

Zixin
the decorations are still captivating nonetheless

Xiao
yea ig you guys did a good job

Scaramouche
glad you think so

Childe
i know we did 😉

Y/n
xiao praise omg

can i have some pls

Xiao
you also did really good today, y/n

Y/n
yay

Hu Tao
but you guys better show up tmrw

Xiao
we will

Y/n
yeah

we wouldn't want to miss our own club's festival

Childe
good

Itto
yes

and especially not the onikabuto fight

Y/n
of course

Heizou
just make sure you don't set anything on fire.

Itto
you can trust me, bro

Heizou
mhm.

Hu Tao
well then, see y'all there ig

Liked by Y/n, Xiao, Childe, Itto, Zixin, Heizou, Xingqiu, Chongyun

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a/n: i made a quick sketch of zixin for those who were curious abt how he looked like

sry if it's blurry, blame the app.

i tried my best to make it genshin styled </3

and for xue and feng, just imagine armin and eren or smth idk