Nov 28
6:23pm

[ the dark reunion 😈💥‼️ ]

Xingqiu
Only one more day till the festival

Childe
yas gurl slay

Hu Tao
YEAH

Y/n
we need to make sure nothing goes wrong

and when i say we, i mean you guys 😹‼️

Hu Tao
y/n. we are supposed to be in charge of the games, don't you remember

Y/n
we already finalized the games tho, there's nothing more to do

Hu Tao
we'll still need to supervise them

Y/n
BUR I WANTED TO SPEND THE DAY WITH XIAO

Hu Tao
BUT THIS IS YOUR DUTY AS A MEMBER OF CLUB WAP

Chongyun
it's okay hu, i can help you supervise the games for y/n

Y/n
wait no, that's ok you don't need to do my job

Chongyun
don't worry, i don't mind :))

Xingqiu
I'll do it with him

Better than dealing with the guests

Hu Tao
then who will deal with the guests??

Childe
coughs.

Y/n
idk. any volunteers?

Childe
COUGHS.

Hu Tao
hmm, maybe i'll ask ningguang

Childe
COUGHS??

Bennett
dude why do you keep coughing, are you ok

Childe
LET ME DEAL WIRH THE GUESTS PLS

Hu Tao
hmm let me think

NO 😹!

Y/n
LMAO

Childe
PLEASE

i promise i'll be good

pls let me do it before scaramoose comes and ruins this for me.

Scaramouche
i'm already here, loser

Childe
NOOOO

Hu Tao
ugh fine, you can deal with the guests

Y/n
oh you're actually letting him

Hu Tao
well, i don't want to be the one doing it instead

Childe
YESSS

@scaramouche IN YOUR FACE, TINY MAN 😹‼️

Scaramouche
stfu i didn't want to deal with the guests anyway

Y/n
i'm still surprised you guys didn't fight when setting up the decorations today

Xiao
same

Heizou

made our job a lot easier.

Zixin
yeah for real

Venti
btw guys, i will be doing my own little game for the festival

it will be featuring diluc's empty wine bottles 😋

Diluc
no it won't

i never agreed to that 😐

Venti
he means yes it will guys

Diluc
archons

Y/n
gl with that 💀

Hu Tao
just don't fight pls

i don't think i can handle another fight among an idiot and an emo

Xiao
you did not need to word it like that

Hu Tao
yes i did 😋

Kaeya
worry not, venti

i will get you those bottles

Venti
omg rlly

tysm

Kaeya
mhm

Diluc
and where will you be attaining the bottles from?

Kaeya
don't worry abt that 🤗

Y/n
will this turn into a fight among two brothers

Hu Tao
not on my watch

i will personally make sure no one fights

@zixin @heizou make sure no one fights

Zixin
alr

Y/n
lazy ass

Hu Tao
you can't talk 👎

Heizou
i'd love to help but unfortunately, i have other matters to tend to.

Venti
like what 🤨?

Heizou
like.

Xiao
valid enough

Hu Tao
SIGH

JUST DON'T FIGHT GUYS OK

Albedo
who is fighting who

Y/n
dunno atp tbh

Childe
anyone could be fighting with anyone

we need to be extra careful, comrades

enemies are all around

Scaramouche
there's no enemies fym

Childe
you're definitely an enemy 😰

Scaramouche
stfu or i'll show you what an enemy is actually like

Y/n
how abt we just move on from this topic bfr a fight actually breaks out

Hu Tao
GOOD IDEA!

Yunjin
how are you all

Zixin
fine

Y/n

Heizou
fine.

Xiao
fine

Childe
not fine

#different

Scaramouche
ugh

Albedo
ugh indeed

Y/n
indeed

Hu Tao
indeed

Xiao
indeed

Venti
indeed

Yunjin
indeed

Zixin
indeed

Mona
what's...

going on

Hu Tao
nothing tbh

we don't know what to talk about now that things are peaceful

Yunjin
are you saying that arguing is the only thing that keeps this groupchat alive

Childe
yes

it's the best way to pass time

allow me to demonstrate by arguing with xiao

Y/n
you don't need to demonstrate

and why xiao

Childe
well, i don't want to argue with scaramouche

Itto
GUG7YS

GIYS

GUYS

Venti
now we know why the grouphat was so quiet before

Y/n
oh boy

Itto
what wdym by that

Venti
nothing 🤗

Itto
ok...

GUY6S

Hu Tao
WHAT is it, itto

Itto
FOR THE EVENT

CAN I DO A GAME AS WELL

Xiao
what kind of game

Itto
well

i don't want to ruin the surprise 😉

Heizou
say no.

Y/n
it does seem kind of suspicious

Itto
NO I PROMISE IT'LL BE FUN

Heizou
the last time tried hosting a game, you almost started a fire.

Itto
key word: almost !

Xiao
idk

Hu Tao
at least tell us what game it is

Itto

you guys ever heard of beetle fights?

Xiao
not happening

Y/n
WAIT THAT SOUNDS FUN

Xiao
oh, nvm

Childe
SIMP

Hu Tao
fr

Xiao
shut up

Zixin
what are beetle fights

Itto
I'M GLAD YOU ASKED!

SO TWO PPL BRING THEIR OWN BEETLES

AND TEH BEETLES FIGHT!

Childe
i've never done that bfr but all i know is that i have to win no matter what.

Y/n
you need a beetle for that

Childe
i'll find one.

Heizou
good luck.

Hu Tao
alright then, itto

you can host that game for the festival

Itto
YESS

it'll be great

Heizou
just don't start another fire. :p

Itto
i'm not an idiot 😒

Heizou
are you sure?

Itto
are you calling me an idiot

bcuz idc if you're 5'2 or smth, i will not hesitate to throw hands at you

Y/n
why does everyone want to fight today

Heizou
you can try, you himbo.

Zixin
don't encourage him

Hu Tao
srsly. you guys can't go one day without starting a fight

Itto
HE started it 😐😐

Heizou
aw, are you mad?

Itto
SHUT YHE VFUCK UP

Xiao
heizou, don't provoke him

Heizou
but it's entertaining.

Xiao
...

Heizou
fine, i'll stop.

Hu Tao
phew

Childe
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Hu Tao
SHUT UP

Y/n
LMAO

Childe
my bad lol

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