a/n: hi

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Nov 23
11:29am

[ festival planning ig ]

Childe
listen, i know i said i'd try working with scaramouche and all

but i'm taking back those words.

BCUZ THIS MF WON'T LISTEN TO A WORD I SAY

Scaramouche
cry abt it

Y/n
oh god

Hu Tao
just compromise

Childe
he won't compromise??

Scaramouche
cry abt it

Childe
SHUR UP YOU LIVING GNOME

Scaramouche
what did you just call me.

Childe
you're a living and breathing gnome.

Scaramouche
that's it. i've tolerated you for too long.

Childe
I'VE BEEN THE ONE TOLERATING YOU

Xingqiu
Why don't you both calm down

Y/n
yeah, just like don't argue

Childe
that's really helpful!

Hu Tao
you guys argue over literally everything.

just agree to disagree and move on

Childe
he won't let me use these decorations

Scaramouche
bcuz they're ugly

like you

Childe
you are so funny, y'know that

Scaramouche
i know

Xiao
if you can't get along, then let smn else do the decorations

Childe
WAIT NOO

Venti
y'all be arguing over this while i'm here wondering why @zixin is in the groupchat

Y/n
oh i forgot abt him

Hu Tao
oh yeah

Zixin
i was told to report any progress to ningguang

Scaramouche
wasn't that supposed to be heizou's job

Y/n
yeah, where's heizou

Zixin
he fell asleep in the middle of the meeting so ningguang asked me to do it

Y/n
HOW

Hu Tao
why am i not surprised

Xiao
sigh

Venti
of course.

Xiangling
so you need to do his job now??

Zixin

i guess

Childe
LOSER 😹😹👎

Y/n
oh well

maybe you can solve this dispute then

Zixin
what dispute

Hu Tao
make childe and scaramouche get along.

Zixin
oh

Xiao
that's not possible

Childe
YEAH

scaramouche can't be reasonable for shit 👎

Scaramouche
k

Xiangling
pls

Y/n
why don't you choose decorations that scaramouche likes as well

Childe
this mf will choose the edgiest shit he sees

Xiao
fine by me

Hu Tao
of course it's fine by you.

Childe
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FESTIVAL

Zixin
choose decorations you both agree on then

Childe
he won't accept anything that i like

Scaramouche
not my fault your taste is ugly as fuck

Childe
MY RASTE IS GREAT

Zixin
taste*

Childe
SH7T TEHBR FUCK KUP YOU LTIRJR EMO SHIRT

Zixin
shut the fuck up you little emo shit*

Childe
WHAB TBEJD FUXCM

Y/n
no bcuz how do you understand childe's gibberish

Scaramouche
maybe him correcting ppl isn't so bad after all

it's fun watching tartaglia suffer

Childe
ihy

Scaramouche
K

Xiao
hu, just choose smn else to be in charge of decorations

Hu Tao
hmm ok, if you say so

Childe
WAIT NOOOO

Y/n
until you both can get along, this is the only way

Childe
fine i'll get along, just pls don't take this job from me

it's all i have.

Scaramouche
ok

Childe
can you say something other than "ok" "k" "K"

Scaramouche
no

Xiao
cab i go now

Y/n
yes you cab

Xiao

Hu Tao
wait no you cab't

we still need you here

Childe
bro

this guy literally chose the ugliest shit i've ever seen and calls it festival decorations

Scaramouche
then it matches with you, what's the problem

Xiao
childe, just go with it

Childe
BUT.

Y/n
it can't possibly be that bad

Childe
THE BANNERS HAVE BLACK STRIPES.

IT'S SO UGLY.

Scaramouche
like you

Venti
dude, stop 💀

Xiao
i thought we were doing teal

not like it matters to me or anything

Childe
they are teal

but also have black stripes

he just needs to add his emo touch to everything 🙄👎

Scaramouche
ok

Childe
bro why are they ripped, wtF DID YOU DO

HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO DO THAT

Y/n
STOP IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD

Hu Tao
i bet he's exaggerating 🙄

Zixin
he's not...

Childe
i am genuinely terrified. why did you rip the banners.

Scaramouche
i didn't rip them you dumb fuck, i only cut them a bit to make it smaller

Childe
"a bit" they are TORN APART.

DUDE IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE IT'S DONE BY AN ANIMAL

please let me do the cutting.

Scaramouche
no, you suck

Childe
WHY ARE YOU SO DIFFICULT

Xiao
hu, this is why you don't pair these two

Hu Tao
idk i thought they'd get along

Y/n
really

or did you just want chaos

Hu Tao
if childe ends up dying, guess who'll be selling his coffin 😋

Childe
you're joking, right.

Hu Tao
idk, am i 👻

Childe
are you...

Y/n
she's not 😹👎

Childe
i just wanted to organize a festival in peace

is that so much to ask for 😞?

ugh scaramouche. you ruin everything!!! 😡😡👎

Scaramouche
idc

Childe
I'M TELLING MOM 😡‼️

Scaramouche
shut up, are you 8

Y/n
i think you broke him

Venti
nahh he was broken a long time ago

Hu Tao
i mean his name is childe after all

Childe

Y/n
right right you're having an identity crisis

so who's speaking rn? are you tartaglia, ajax or childe

Childe
I'M NOT HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS

I AM FULLY AWARE OF WHO I AM

Scaramouche
are you sure

Childe
yes

Xiao
then who are you

Childe
i am childe

Y/n
then who is tartaglia and ajax

Childe
that's me

Hu Tao
i thought you were childe

Childe
i am

wait.

Xiao
🤯

Y/n
HELP

Hu Tao
omg xiao used an emoji other than 😐??

Venti
i'm so proud rn

Y/n
first time for everything i guess

Xingqiu
They grow up so fast

Childe
hu i am begging you. let me do the decorations by myself

Hu Tao
no can do, sry

Scaramouche
loser

Childe
I HATE YOU

YOU SHORT ASS GREMLIN GOOFY LOOKINF SHIT

Scaramouche
why don't you say that to my face

Childe
ok

Y/n
i think they're going to fight, hu

Hu Tao
suddenly i can't read, see, or hear 👻

Xiao
...

i'm not breaking up their fight

Y/n
well someone has to do it

Venti
make yourself useful and stop the fight @zixin

Y/n
HELP

Hu Tao
YEAH‼️

Zixin
sigh.

fine

Venti
good

Xingqiu
Good

Venti
oh and don't die @zixin that'll be bad or smth idk

Hu Tao
but if you do, dw i got your funeral covered 👻

Y/n
💀.

Xiao
lol

Zixin
oh

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