a/n: sorry for the repost, wattpad glitched </3

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Nov 9
10:02am

[ Xiao 💞🥀 ]

Xiao
i'm sorry

Y/n
wjat

it's ok dw

and you didn't come to school today

Xiao
yeah, zhongli insisted i take the day off

Y/n
oh, is everything alright?

it's rare for you to take a whole school day off

Xiao
mhm, everything is fine now

but nevermind me

how are you?

Y/n
i'm good

i also wanted to apologize abt yesterday

sorry for worrying you like that, it was rlly dumb of me

Xiao
it's fine

Y/n
i will make it up to you

by making you more almond tofu.

Xiao
ha, that isn't necessary dw

Y/n
NO, IT IS

besides, i want to do it

am i not allowed to make almond tofu anymore, huh

Xiao
i.

can't argue with that

ig

Y/n
good, i'm glad

and i will ignore that "ig"

Xiao
i'll say it again

Y/n
don't you darw

Xiao
alright, i won't darw

Y/n
NOT YOU TOO

as if hu tao wasn't enough

not you're pointing out my typos too </3

Xiao
i was kidding

Y/n
were you really

Xiao
yeah

Y/n
were you really tho.

Xiao
yeah.

Y/n
ok i'll trust you then ig...

Xiao
good

also, shouldn't you be paying attention to class

Y/n
yeah

but you're more important ❤❤

Xiao
...

shut up.

and pay attention to class

Y/n
YOU LITERALLY TEXTED ME FIRST??

DUMB MF

Xiao

did you just call me dumb

Y/n
i'm so sorry sir, it won't happen again

tho we are both dumb so it's ok!

Xiao
you just said it won't happen again and then called me dumb again right after

Y/n
i called myself dumb too so it balances out

Xiao
hmm i guess you're right

Y/n
i'm always right

Xiao
are you sure abt that

Y/n
yes

100%

always.

Xiao
mhm

Y/n
glad you agree

anyway wyd

Xiao
are you really starting small talk with me

Y/n
i didn't know how else to continue the convo ok

Xiao
you always say that then continue the convo regardless

Y/n
because i'm the only one who can continue it

YOU surely can't 😒

Xiao
why can't i?

Y/n
i think you already know the answer to that

Xiao
...

Y/n
...

Xiao
....

Y/n
....

Xiao
.....

Y/n
i'm sorry i take it back pls say smth

Xiao
haha

Y/n
STOP haha'ing ME

IT'S DCARY

Xiao
hahaha

Y/n
not to quote you or anything but i'm not amused

Xiao
you want to be amused?

Y/n
yeah

Xiao
then pay attention to class

Y/n
FJCK YOU

class is so boring

Xiao

you'll get in trouble if you continue talking to me

Y/n
i don't mind getting in trouble for you ❤❤

Xiao
can you respectfully stop saying shit like that

Y/n
why, are you embarrassed 🥺🥺?

Xiao
😐.

Y/n
i suddenly regret saying that now

hmm

if you give me a good reason, then i will stop

Xiao
my reason is because i said so

Y/n
that's a boring reason

but it works

i guess

Xiao
now pay attention

Y/n
JUST SAY YOJ WANT ME GONE 😒😒

Xiao
you know that isn't true

Y/n
yes but i want to be dramatic

can you be dramatic with me pls

Xiao
why

Y/n
so i can feel like a main character

Xiao
sigh

the things i do for you

Y/n
❤❤

now as i was saying

JUST SAY YOJ WANT ME GONE 😒😒

Xiao
how tf did you make the exact same typo again

Y/n
STOP

BE DRAMATIC

Xiao
oh, right

Y/n
let's try this again.

JUST SAY YOJ WANT ME GONE 😒😒

Xiao
noo, that's not what i meant

Y/n
WHAT WAS THAT

Xiao
did you not say be dramatic

Y/n
that's your idea of being dramatic...

Xiao
i'm doing this only because that is what you wish, but i never said i'd do it good

Y/n
YEAH BUT

well, i can't complain

it was a cute attempt at least

Xiao
shut up

Y/n
are you going to say shut up every time i say smth nice to you

Xiao
probably

Y/n
wow

i'll do the same to you then

Xiao

alr

ily

Y/n
shut up

NO THAT'S SO MEAN I'M SORRY ILYT PLEASE FORGIVE ME I DIDJT MEAN IT

Xiao
LMAO

Y/n
WHAT TBE FUCK...

DID YOU JSUT TYPE IN ALL CAPS

OH MY GOD I BROKE HIM

WHAT WILL I SAY TO ZHONGLI, I AM SO DEAD

Xiao
calm down, you didn't break me

Y/n
are you sure

bcuz my life literally just flashed before my eyes

please never type in all caps like that again, that is so out of character.

Xiao
sure, whatever you say

Y/n
phew

what a terrifying experience

Xiao
i feel like i should apologize

Y/n
yes tou should

Xiao
but idk who tou is tho

Y/n
did you enjoy that?

did you find it funny.

did it make you giggle.

did you haha.

maybe a little hehe.

because i can assure you it isn't the least bit funny to me.

Xiao
i apologize.

Y/n
that's what i thought 😒

Xiao
this is why you should be paying attention to class rn

Y/n
why do you keep bringing that up 👎

Xiao
because

i don't want you to get in trouble

Y/n
oh

awwj

you're lucky you're cute

Xiao
shut up

Y/n
i guess i should really go now

then, i guess this is goodbye

Xiao
why are you saying it like you're going to leave forever

Y/n
oh

oops i didn't realize that

lemme type you a proper goodbye message instead

Xiao
huh

why are you typing for so long

Y/n
goodbye xiao, aka the love of my life. i promise you this will not be our last interaction, bcuz i will make sure to come back to you as soon as i can. but for now, i'm afraid i must temporarily part with you since i need to go focus on this hell hole called "school." but worry not, our parting will not last for long. you can expect to hear from me soon.

Xiao
what the

Y/n
i hope that was to your liking

Xiao
you really are dumb

Y/n
a simple "goodbye my love" would've sufficed, you know 😒

OK BYE FR NOW ILY

Xiao
shut up and wait

farewell y/n, my love. take care in your dreadful endeavor at school and may this not be our last goodbye. i will be waiting impatiently for your return, so make sure that your dumbass does come back soon to the best of your abilities. you may see this as a temporary farewell, but i see this as an opportunity to look forward to something and that something is the chance of meeting you once more. i will indeed be expecting to hear from you soon, do not disappoint me.

ok now you can go ig

Y/n
STOP TAHTS SO CUTE

sigh. why are you so perfect

Xiao
y/n, you're getting distracted again

Y/n
OH RIGHT

BYE ILY TTYL

Xiao
hah bye ilyt, see you later

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