Sept 9
9:19am

[ Xiao ]

Y/n
greetings, adeptus xiao

hu said i should come to you whenever i have questions

and i have a question

Xiao
you do realize you can just call me xiao, right?

Y/n
but hu said i had to call you adeptus xiao

Xiao
no you don't

but knowing hu, she was prbly just messing with you

Y/n
man of course she was

this is embarrassing.

Xiao
how tf

Y/n
nvm that lol

anyways

first names basis already huh

you're already softening towards me haha

Xiao
adeptus xiao literally has xiao in it

the "adeptus" part isn't even a part of my name, it's a title

Y/n
shh it's ok

no need to be shy abt it

wink wink

Xiao
it's fortunate for you that hu doesn't make shitty almond tofu

or i would have already blocked you

Y/n
well that's a funny way of saying welcome to the club

but i'll take it! 😹👍

Xiao
ok

now state your question

Y/n
geez alr

so straightforward

Xiao
i have other matters to tend to

Y/n
like what

what do club leaders even do

plan meetings??

Xiao
i'd prefer planning meetings than wasting time here talking to you

Y/n
well aren't you just so cheerful

Xiao

i have nothing to be "cheerful" about

Y/n
what'd i expect from an emo

Xiao
what's that? you want to get blocked?

Y/n
WAIT NOOO

i was kidding lol

Xiao
are you going to ask the question or not

Y/n
oh right

are the club meetings scheduled or

Xiao
that's your question?

you literally could've just asked hu that 😐

good job for wasting 3 minutes of my time that i'll never get back

Y/n
thank you 😋

also blame hu, not me

she's the one who told me to come to you ok

Xiao
she said that bcuz she knew it'd bother me

Y/n
well shit

you didn't answer the question btw

Xiao
no 😐

the answer is no

Y/n
very detailed answer!

you make an amazing club leader tbh

Xiao
archons give me patience.

you just need to check the club groupchat

we mention if there's going to be a meeting or not on there

Y/n
that's a much better answer

thank you.

Xiao
you're welcome ig

Y/n
yk, you're not all that bad

Xiao
?

Y/n
nothing nvm

Xiao
do you have any other questions?

Y/n

hmm

nope i don't think so

Xiao
alright then i can leave

Y/n
ttyl then ig

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Sept 9
9:30am

[ Hu Tao 😘👻 ]

Y/n
HU TAO YOU BITCH

i did not have to call xiao "adeptus xiao"

Hu Tao
LMAOO YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?

Y/n
ihy for this.

that was so embarrassing

Hu Tao
relax, it's just xiao

knowing him, he prbly already forgot abt it

he doesn't care abt shit like that

Y/n
ok but i won't forget abt it??

i looked so dumb calling him adeptus xiao

he was like "you do realize you don't need to call me that right
🧍"

EMBARRASSINGAJRHWUSNS

Hu Tao
don't worryy it's not a big deal

besides it's just xiao

Y/n
it's not a big deal??

i will be thinking abt this for the rest of my years spent in this school fym "it's not a big deal"

Hu Tao
i'm starting to feel bad

who knew a name would have such an impact on you

Y/n
STFU

it's not even just the name

i wanted a good first impression

Hu Tao
PFFT

a good first impression on xiao?

why??

Y/n
idk he's the club leader and all

Hu Tao
he's also an awkward emo

almost like you except you're not as emo as him, just awkward

Y/n

i am not emo at all tf

AND I'M AWKWARD?

Hu Tao
you haven't noticed??

do you remember in grade 9 grad when the teacher was offering you a hug and you thought it was a handshake instead

so you shook her hand THEN realized she wanted to hug you

and you tried brushing it off with an awkward smile but like it didn't work

Y/n
FUCK YOU WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME

oh archons that was so embarrassing

i couldn't show my face in school for 2 whole weeks after that

Hu Tao
it was hilarious, i could barely hold in my laugh

and that was only one of the many awkward incidents you've been in

Y/n
i regret taking you to my grade 9 grad now

Hu Tao
well i for sure don't regret going 😹👍

Y/n
you are such a supportive friend 😐

Hu Tao
ik 😘

but hey look, if it makes you feel any better, xiao is just as awkward as you if not more

Y/n
really?

Hu Tao
yeah

i remember someone once tried greeting him and he just walked right past them

then turned around after realizing the person was actually saying hello to HIM

but he was so embarrassed, he continued walking the other way

his entire face was red from embarrassment it was hilarious

Y/n
LMAO HELP

that's kinda cute tho

Hu Tao
that's exactly smth you would do btw

Y/n
STOP

leave our awkwardness alone

we can't be like you flawless extroverts

give us a break man

Hu Tao
smh

but come to think of it, you'd make great friends with xiao

you guys are similar in some ways

Y/n
idk

i feel like he hates me

Hu Tao
no dw he's like that to every new person he meets

kinda like you 👻

Y/n
i'm not like that

right...

Hu Tao
depends

Y/n
smh

Hu Tao
anyway, we need to get back to class

soo ttyl

Y/n
ttyl dummy

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