Oct 18
5:29pm

[ dark reunion 😈💥‼️ ]

Childe
can i copy smn's math hw

Ningguang
Cheating is strictly prohibited, Tartaglia.

Childe
you guys said this groupchat was for studying?? 😒😒

Yanfei
idk who you are but cheating is not how you study

Y/n
and idk who you are, but i agree

Childe
that's no fun

a little cheating never hurt no one

Scaramouche
you absolute dumbass. use that tiny brain of yours for once and do the work yourself

Childe
sorry, what was that? i don't understand short emos 😹😹🙀

Scaramouche
say that again but to my face 😹😹🙀

Y/n
are they alr

Xiao
are they ever alr

Albedo
the correct answer would be "no"

Yoimiya
the nicer answer would be "they're trying their best guys!"

Xingqiu
The wiser answer would be "they aren't trying hard enough."

Scaramouche
the best answer would be "shut the fuck up 😐"

Childe
YOU are SO funny 😹🥺😯😯

Xiao
are you two going to just argue here

Childe
probably tbh

Y/n
just get along

it's not hard 😒👎

Yunjin
so true

Beidou
speaking nothing but facts

Childe
you're so right y/n

as always

Xiao
🤨

Hu Tao
what the 😨☝🧨💥 is going on here

Shenhe
idk but these ppl are slightly intimidating

especially the one named "childe"

Childe
yeah. i often have that effect on women 😉🤗

Shenhe
oh my archons, i think he's talking to me now too

Y/n
childe, your "effect" is terrifying her

Childe
no, that can't be right

Xiao
stop speaking

Childe
why do you want me to stop speaking 🤨🤨⁉️

Xiao
i can list various reasons, actually

1. you're annoying

2. no one wants to see you talk

3. you're incredibly dumb

Scaramouche
4. he's ugly

Kaeya

5. he was part of the fatui club 🤢👎

Yunjin
6. he flirts too much

Xingqiu
7. He has too much pride

Y/n
not everyone joining 💀

Childe
WHY IS EVERYONE JOINING

i only asked xiaoy 😒😒

Xiao
say my name properly, you degenerate

Childe
what if i refuse

Y/n
that won't be very smart i think

Childe
then it's a good thing i'm not very smart! 😹🙀🤪😹😹

Xiao
at least you realize it

Albedo
speaking of childe's lack of intelligence

childe, what did you need help with in math ?

Childe
omg. you'll let me copy your hw??

Albedo
no. i was going to lend help

Y/n
i don't think he wants help in that way

Childe
y/n, you get me so well

Xiao
stfu

can smn mute him

Keqing
sure

Childe
WAIR WHAT

WHAJT DID I DO

Scaramouche
you continued living

Y/n
LMAO

Childe
going to ignore that by focusing on xiao

xiaoy, are you perhaps jealous 🥺🥺

Xiao
no

Childe
i think you are

Xiao
you think wrong

Childe
are you afraid i'll take y/n away from you 🥺😙

Xiao
not really, no

Childe
really 🤨⁉️

Xiao
are you going to keep asking me irritating questions

Childe
probably

anything to avoid doing hw

Keqing
just shut up and go do your hw

i mean be quiet**

Y/n
you can just say shut up y'know, it's ok

Keqing
but i need to be polite

Xiao
you don't have to be polite to childe

Childe
wow.

Scaramouche
yeah, be the rudest possible to this bitch

Childe

WOW

y/n wouldn't be rude to me 🥺🥺

Hu Tao
uh idk who you think y/n is but yes they would 😹👎

Y/n
STOP

i'm nice idk wym

Childe
wait so y/n isn't actually nice???

Y/n
yes i am

Xiao
yeah, they are

Hu Tao
i'm kidding, they are

Childe
why you always lyin

Scaramouche
shut up

Xiao
^

Albedo
^

Y/n
^

Keqing
^

Yunjin
^

Diluc
what the hell is going on now

Childe
me and y/n are having a moment‼️

Y/n
what

Xiao
can you shut the fuck up abt y/n or do i need to force you to

Hu Tao
ooo you made him mad 🤭🤭

Beidou
do i sense drama

Childe
is xiaoy jelly 😹😹😨😋⁉️

Xiao
shut the fuck up, oh my archons

Childe
boy, you jelly

Y/n
this won't end well

Hu Tao
childe idk if you know, but y/n and xiao are dating now so you better stfu 🥱

Childe
WAIR WHAT

Beidou
hold up

Albedo
interesting

Diluc
i see

Kaeya
how the tables have turned

Yunjin
oh my

Y/n
el oh el

Childe
heart been broke so many times 💔💔💔

life is so cruel 😞😞😨😓

why do we only live just to suffer 😢😢

smiling through the pain 🥲👍🥀💔

so. does anyone want to hmu? 😋

Xiao
you're pathetic

Scaramouche
and a sorry excuse of a man

Childe

bro, it's hard to tell you're even a man

i mean just look at you 😹😹

goofy ass infant emo looking shit 😹😹😹

Y/n
you really love slandering ppl, don't you

Childe
mostly scaramouche tbh

Scaramouche
i hate you

Keqing
you should keep that courage in person too

Beidou
fr

Childe
i'm good, i don't want to die!

Xiao
so you're just all talk behind a screen

Scaramouche
fucking coward

you make me sick 🤢

Y/n
remember when this groupchat was supposed to be just for studying

yeah me either

Keqing
it's because ningguang isn't online rn

y'all are really taking advantage of it smh

Childe
i literally was using it for studying tho??

Yanfei
no, you were using it for cheating

Childe
same thing

Xiao
are you stupid

Childe
basically, yeah

y/n, why are you dating xiao again? you have better taste than that 😒‼️

Y/n
shur up

shur up

shiy up

shit up

shut ip

you get the idea

Hu Tao
bsf you really should learn to spell

Y/n
you dhut up too

Hu Tao
ok i'll dhut up 😹😹

Y/n
ihy.

Hu Tao
no you don't.

Y/n
😒👎

Xiao
childe. you're not going to stfu, are you

Childe
nope!

Scaramouche
let's kill him

Y/n
well that's one way to get him to stop talking

Yanfei
that's not legal so no

Scaramouche
who are you again

Childe
JOE MAMA 😹😹😹

Scaramouche
CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP 😹😹

Childe
NO LMAOOO, YOU MAD

Keqing
ok i'll mute him fr now

Xiao
finally

Y/n
LMAO PLS

Hu Tao
gingers these days smh

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