Sept 8
12:30pm

[ Xiao ]

Y/n
hello? is this adeptus xiao?

Xiao
who tf are you

Y/n
answer my question first

Xiao
no. answer mine first

Y/n
what no

answer mine first tf

Xiao
no 😐 answer mine first

Y/n
but i literally asked first??

Xiao
idc

Y/n
ex-fucking-use me

well aren't you just the brightest ray of sunshine 😐

Xiao
wtf did you just call me

Y/n
brightest ray of sunshine?

Xiao
fuck you, you're not joining the club

Y/n
so you are xiao after all

i mean adeptus xiao** oops

anyway, can i join the club now 😋 did i pass the test

Xiao
no. i don't like you, you're not joining

Y/n
you sound like a petty child. let me join

Xiao
you literally just insulted me twice within the span of a minute

what makes you think i'll let you join now

Y/n
me insulting you is what let's you know i like you‼️

it's a sign of true friendship

Xiao

Y/n
i am offended

did these past 4 minutes of convo mean nothing to you

Xiao
you talk too much

Y/n
you don't talk enough tbh

Xiao
ok are we done here?

Y/n
depends. have i joined the club yet

Xiao
no

Y/n
then we are not, in fact, done

Xiao
hu tao said you weren't troublesome

clearly, she was wrong

Y/n
wow

look who's the one insulting now

Xiao
you started it

Y/n
no i didn't?? i only asked you a simple question

and you refused to answer it

Xiao
because you refused to answer mine

Y/n
because i asked first, hello

Xiao
i still don't give a fuck

Y/n
wow

do you kiss your mother with that mouth 😡

Xiao
i don't have one

Y/n
oh

Xiao
are you done wasting my time

Y/n

anyway can i join the club now

Xiao
no

Y/n
how abt now

Xiao
no

Y/n
ok how abt now

Xiao
still no

Y/n
now?

Xiao
no.

Y/n
hmm

ok how abt now

Xiao
ask me one more time and i'm blocking you 😐

Y/n
just let me join man

i promise you will not regret it

i'm like a very hard worker and shit

Xiao
let me think

no

Y/n
BRO

i will do anything to join

literally

Xiao
nothing you'll do will convince me so give up

Y/n
i can't believe i paid hu tao 1k mora for this shit

Xiao
wtf you did what

Y/n
i paid hu tao 1k mora for this shit

can i join the club now

Xiao
sure

Y/n
WAIT FR

Xiao

Y/n
...

now that was just unnecessary

Xiao
it's funny how i still don't care

Y/n
you.

are so.

rude.

Xiao
i still.

don't give.

a shit.

Y/n
C'MON

wait a second.

what if i make you some almond tofu?

Xiao
you know how to make almond tofu?

Y/n
yes

Xiao
alr then

if it tastes like shit, i'm kicking you from the club btw

Y/n
wait that actually worked

WOOHOO

and sure whatever

Xiao
i'll add you to the gc later

you'll do the test there

Y/n
shit i forgot abt the test

anxiety just went 📈📈

Xiao
don't be anxious for that tf

Y/n
i hate tests

Xiao
it won't be hard

Y/n
okk i'll take your word for it

wait, you're being kind to me

Xiao
haha no

don't get used to it 😐

Y/n
whatever you say lol

Xiao
ok lunch break is over

Y/n
bye then ttyl

Seen at 12:40pm