Sept 25
5:00pm

[ wap club best club ]

Rep of Fatui Har.
istg tartaglia if you don't stfu rn, i will personally come over there and make your life a living hell

Leader of W.A.P
do it tbh

Childe
y'all hear smth?

Member of W.A.P
childe, i don't think he's joking anymore

Childe
it's funny

Leader of W.A.P
yeah murder is so funny

Rep of Fatui Har.
i'm surprised you accepted this ugly mfer into your club

Leader of W.A.P
if it wasn't for xingqiu, he wouldn't be here rn

Childe
hey you guys can't gang up on me, that isn't fair

y/n you should side with me

Member of W.A.P
or i could just sit back and watch

Childe
or you could side with me

Leader of W.A.P
they said no so fuck off

Childe
they didn't say no 😒👎

Keqing
i knew leaving you guys unsupervised was a bad idea

Ningguang
We left for only 20 minutes.

Childe
hey...

Keqing
alright let's continue the meeting

and who changed the groupchat's name.

Childe
laughs cutely and innocently

Member of W.A.P
💀

Keqing
is the leader of the alchemy club still here

Leader of Alchemy C
Indeed I am

Ningguang
Which member have you brought with you today?

Leader of Alchemy C
Sucrose

Ningguang
Any plans for your club so far?

Leader of Alchemy C

Most likely an alchemy event as usual

Ningguang
Of course.

Next.

Rep of Fatui Har.
yo i have a question

Ningguang
Hm?

Rep of Fatui Har.
so like, why do we have these meetings?

seems kind of pointless to me

Leader of W.A.P
exactly what i was thinking

Keqing
...moving on

Childe
no no he has a point

Rep of Fatui Har.
stfu don't agree with me

Member of W.A.P
you guys should stop talking, just a suggestion

Keqing
why do you guys do this every year

Leader of W.A.P
and more importantly, why is my name always the shortened form every year

Keqing
xiao it's just the club name, you can relax

Leader of W.A.P
if you had this name, you wouldn't be talking rn

Childe
what? don't you like being the leader of wap 🥺

Leader of W.A.P
you're hanging on by a thread, childe

Rep of Fatui Har.
why is tartaglia still here

and like, still alive

Leader of Dawn C
ningguang, if the club meeting is done now, can we leave

Ningguang
We haven't gone through all of the clubs yet.

Keqing
the next club is the arts and crafts club

Leader of Arts&Craft
hiii yes i'm here

and i brought ayaka with me ^^

also the event we planned is a fireworks show

Ningguang
Thank you for answering all of the questions properly.

Rep of Fatui Har.
yo i have a question again

Keqing
scaramouche istg

Rep of Fatui Har.
can i leave now

Leader of W.A.P
he's asking all of the real questions tbh

Childe

you guys getting along so well is oddly unsettling for me

Ningguang
How many more clubs are left?

Keqing
well we finished doing the most popular ones

Member of W.A.P
ours is popular??

Leader of W.A.P
yea, for some reason a lot of ppl ask to join

Ningguang
You should accept them.

Leader of W.A.P
no i'm good, we don't need anymore members

Rep of Fatui Har.
that's what i keep telling the tsaritsa

but these little ants keep asking to join ugh

Childe
funny how you call them little 😹😹

Member of W.A.P
what's wrong with being little

Childe
oh wait nvm little ppl are cool

Leader of W.A.P
stfu we don't need your sympathy

Rep of Fatui Har.
fr

and also just stfu in general

like stop talking

at all

Member of W.A.P
i can see how you both fought before

Childe
YEAH

this guy is crazy

Leader of W.A.P
you both are

Rep of Fatui Har.
stfu tartagshit no one asked

Childe
i know you secretly love me 🥺

Rep of Fatui Har.
i will burn you alive

Keqing
OK! I THINK THAT'S THE END OF THE MEETING

NICE MEETING Y'ALL BUT IT'S TIME TO GO OK BYEE

deleting the gc rn so no one talk.

Seen at 5:15pm

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Sept 25
5:20pm

[ xiao's emo club 🥀⛓ ]

Y/n
that was less scary than i imagined

Xiao
yea

Childe
ok but you ganging up on me with scara was so not cool

Xiao

i had to bcuz you are extremely annoying

Hu Tao
you guys seem like you had fun

it's a shame we couldn't join you

Venti
at least it went well 😁

Xiao
yea

Childe
oh and y/n, you can ignore what scara said abt me liking you

he was lying lol

Y/n
alright...

Xiao
why would he say that then

Childe
idk

Hu Tao
hmm

you're all being very sus rn

Xingqiu
Fr

What did we miss

Xiao
nothing

Childe
yes

Y/n
yeahh

Hu Tao
ok then 🤨

Seen at 5:24pm

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Sept 25
5:26pm

[ Hu Tao 😘👻 ]

Hu Tao
y/n spill. the. tea

Y/n
what tea

Hu Tao
what's this abt childe liking you

Y/n
scara said that but childe says he was lying

Hu Tao
and you believe him??

Y/n
well no i'm not dense

but what can i do abt it

Hu Tao
childe better not pull smth funny on you.

Y/n
dw i doubt that'll happen, hu

Hu Tao
how'd xiao react when scara said that

Y/n
he reacted normally i think

why

Hu Tao
justtt curious

that's all i wanted to ask, bye bye

Y/n
okk bye bye

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