Aries: Psh don't lie dude

Taurus: What? *pushes earbuds further into ear canals*

Gemini: Oh

Cancer: R-really? Me? *blushes* Nu..

Leo: Uhhh

Virgo: Seriously? Omg nobody ever likes me

Libra: Aw thanks

Scorpio: K cool

Sagittarius: No you don't nobody likes me

Capricorn: *walks away awkwardly*

Aquarius: Obviously, nobody can hate THIS

Pisces: *middle finger* Ew bye