(works with all signs, but your Moon sign is most accurate)

signs drunk texting people

Aries: you know I don't need a fuckboy in my life k cause tequila is bae!!!

Taurus: come get me I need to go adopt a puppy

Gemini: ugh do u thk peopple are fucking idiotsf cause I doe!!!

Cancer: I wanna screw someone but only fuckbois are up!!!! 😨😵

Leo: probbbaobly fuccjhk seran beon just sayin

Virgo:

⚡ /■ ■ ■\💢

| 🔥 🔥 | ⚡

| 👃 👂

⚡ \＿👄💨/

I'm Sssso ANGRY!

♨♨♨♨♨♨♨

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⛳⛳⛳💣⛳⛳⛳

⛳⛳💣💣💣⛳⛳

⛳💣💣💣💣💣⛳

💣💣💣💣💣💣💣

💣💣💣💣💣💣💣

⛳💣⛳💣⛳💣⛳

⛳⛳⛳💣⛳⛳⛳

⛳⛳💣💣💣⛳⛳

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Libra: DO U THINK EGGS HAVE FEELINGS!!!!!!??????

Scorpio: can you get me movie theater popcorn plz

Sagittarius: so so4ry bro for punchgonh u in they face

Capricorn: totes just jumped in the pool naked

Aquarius: singing can I smell your dick right now how the hellm is thids not a clasic??

Pisces: come pick me up I wanna get a kitty like taurus wants a poopy!!!