one new message from fionn!
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fionn
i just want you to know how
weird it is for me that my
friend of like a decade is
coming to join us for your
birthday because mum thinks
you guys are soulmates

fionn
i'm not going to do anything
about it because i think he's
a good lad and you're an adult
and i'm just glad you're talking
again so that i don't have to
choose you over him but

fionn
just know i'm internally gagging

mars
if we're going by who mum thinks
we should end up with, then i guess
it's a good time for you and wyatt to
admit you're in love with each other

fionn
you're kidding me

mars
that mum ships
you and mr tourism
degree the potter?

mars

nope

mars
it's okay though i know deep
down your just ragin that i'm
the first one who gets to bring
someone to a family holiday

fionn
seriously though

fionn
why doesn't mum
like any of my birds

mars
because you have the
worst taste in girls

fionn
they're not that bad

mars
please just, next time your
at a club. find the girl most
your type, and then literally
run in the opposite direction

mars
for everyone's sanity

mars
i need you to find someone
who knows that northern
  ireland is a country

fionn
it was one time

mars
it should've been zero

mars
how did you even
manage that

fionn

i dunno but at
least it wasn't
one of your mates

mars
we're not
even dating

mars
he's just my flatmate

mars
mum feels bad he's
going to spend the
holidays alone in la

mars
you're just salty
our movie got a
2% higher score
on rotten tomato

fionn
hey! no kickass
slander allowed

mars
no course not it's
your only movie
i've actually watched
more than once

fionn
because you've got
a thing for aaron

mars
shut up

fionn
or else?

mars
or else i'll tell

mum about that
love island lass you
got with last month

fionn
fine, fuck you

mars
can't wait to see you
back home buddy!

fionn
we live in the
same city?

mars
are you going to
be bringing me gifts
before we go home?

fionn
no?

mars
alright

mars
i'll see you in norn
iron then, buddy!

fionn
oh, i see how it is

fionn
my little sister only
using me when it's
convenient for her

mars
😊😊

mars
love you! see you!
goodnight! bye!

fionn
wait can we go back
to the part where mum
actually thinks i'm in
love with wyatt tho?

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