daily mail's wet dream!
[elizabeth, aaron, wyatt, fionn, wes, maire]
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wyatt
the fact that you've been
in la for almost two weeks
and still haven't added
florence pugh to this chat
yet is actually like so
incredibly rude of you

aaron
why? so you can
scare my coworker
with your absolute
menace by nature

wes
again, you're the like
one of the two only
straight man in this chat

wes
so to be fair who's
the real menace here

fionn
i feel like this is
something i should have
an input in as the other
one of those two

maire
no❤️

maire

respectfully,
never have input

maire
never contrive a thought
again actually, that
would be good

fionn
breaking news: my
sister is a bitch

fionn
i'm selling that to tmz

maire
do it

maire
flatmates renew lease:
the bitch and the single man

maire
they'll love it

wyatt
whoever is reporting
on you honestly needs
to step it up. where's the
tea. why do they only
find you walking your dog.
i want to see you doing
drugs at the box with harry
styles or something scandalous.

maire
in order to get pics
of me doing drugs
at the box with harry

styles i need to be there
in the first place, which
i am very much never doing

wes
oh damn, wait,
you're not getting the
google calendar invites
i'm sending you abt it?🤔

wyatt
lame:/

maire
anyways tmz is too
busy with aaron
in la obviously lol

aaron
yeah if they could
stop that, that'd actually
be great. i don't know why
they think the airport is
a great place for interviews

wyatt
well aaron i'd get your shit
together if i were you

wyatt
you may be single but maire
has been utterly alone for
far too long, you're gonna
come home and we're already
gonna have her back with

timothee chalamet or one of
the lads from inhaler

maire
why are those
my only two
options?

wes
wyatt is going thru
a phase and wants to
scream my king will
be kind live but is far
too cheap to actually
buy tickets himself

wyatt
potter's salary babe

fionn
where's elizabeth??

aaron
it's four am here

wes
???

wes
go to bed old man

aaron
your wish is my
command

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aaron has added florence
to the chat!
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wyatt
sorry fionn, aaron
is now officially my
favorite straight man

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