Hey Crashers! This one's a request for @Dani_Trienwood

Request:
"Could we body swap with Blue Beetle pleeeeease"

Well, I hope this is what you imagined :). I'm hoping to do a few more requests 'cause I've kinda abandoned them for a while.

Y/N - your name

Enjoy and stay crash!
----------------------------------------------

You groaned and dragged your tired body out of bed. Sliding out of the covers, you felt... Taller? No, no, it must just be your imagination.

With your eyes still half-closed, you looked over to where your draw wa- should be? It wasn't there. And this wasn't your room.

'Your norepinephrine levels seem to be increasing, Jaime Reyes.' A strangely robotic voice with a Hispanic accent said.

"No. Way." You breathed, looking down at your body. How the hell were you in Jaime's body? How is there a voice in your head? You gasped and looked back up upon realising Jaime was only wearing boxer briefs- you... were only wearing Jaime's boxer briefs? You had no idea how to say it.

'Jaime Reyes, my full body scan concludes that the embarrassment center in the pregenual anterior cingulate cortex of your brain seems to be lit up.'

"What?" You furrowed your- Jaime's- brow in confusion.

'The embarrassment center in the pregenual anterior cingulate cortex is lit up.' The voice repeated, 'I should think that you know what this means by now, Jaime Reyes.'

"Wait a second... Are you the reason Jaime mutters to himself in the cave?" You questioned.

'A further scan indicates that your are not Jaime Reyes, activating plasma canon.'

"Whoa whoa WHOA!" You yelled, as Jaime's blue armour grew along his arm, "nope, no way, not happening. I'm Y/N, or S/H/N. Please don't kill m- Jamie!"

Immediately, the blue armour retracted. You sighed in relief, and fell back onto you- Jaime's bed. You felt a small lump on yo- Jaime's back and twisted y- Jaime's head around to look at it. This was the first time you had seen the Scarab up close. Sure, Jaime had been shirtless around the cave plenty of times when Bart stole his shirt but you had always looked away with a flushed face, Jaime was your crush.

Wait a second... Shit. If you were in Jaime's body would that mean Jaime's in your body? And if he is... Oh God.

'If you are the S/H/N and not Jaime Reyes then I believe we should attempt to find where your body is.'

"Why thank you for the advice, Scarab. If... That is you?"

'I am Khaji-Da, a hive-mind native to Space Sector 2. A scarab, as you may call me.'

"Okay," you mumbled, and gave a small yelp as the scarab's armour encased Jaime's body and wings spread out of his back. You lost all control of Jaime's body as the scarab flew you out of his window and to your own home not too far away in the next town over from El Paso.

Once you reached the familiar white picket fence planted into soft grass, Khaji-Da landed you in a small back lane. The armour retracted from Jaime's body and Khaji's voice rang in your head again.

'According to my data files, this is your house, S/H/N.'

"Thank you, Khaji-Da. I'll see if I can find Jaime." You whispered, knowing that he could still hear you.

You jogged out into the street your house was on, and walked up your drive. Tentatively, you knocked at your wooden door, hoping Jaime hadn't freaked out too much. Footsteps became louder as someone approached the door, and you could hear the jingling of keys as they were stuck into the keyhole.

When the door was opened, you were greeted with the wide smile of your mother.

"Hello dear, can I help you?" She inquired.

"Oh, yeah, I was wondering if Y/N was here? I'm her... Friend- from school." You answered, knowing your parents didn't know about the whole vigilante thing. They'd freak if they knew you were risking your life every night to save people.

"Of course, sweetie. I think she might still be in bed, quite unusual for her to still be asleep this late but I guess school's been quite hard to her the past week."

You nodded and stepped through the doorway when your mother gestured for you to come in. She then turned on her heel and headed up the stairs. You hoped Jaime had already woken up, it would be super awkward if he awoke in someone else's bedroom with someone else's mother leaning over him.

Much to your relief, Jaime- you- appeared at the top of the stairs with your mother in tow. Jaime had a look of relief on his face upon realising it was y- him? He rushed down the carpeted staircase and approached you.

"Should we... Go to y- my room to talk?" Jaime asked, and you nodded. He grabbed your wrist and pulled you back up the stairs whilst your mother smiled happily at the sight. Wait a second... Oh God. She'll probably be getting the wrong idea. And wouldn't that be incredibly awkward to explain that, no, you weren't dating your crush.

"Are you... Y/N?" Jaime asked after sitting down on your bed.

You nodded in response, "Yeah, any idea how we got like this?"

"No, but I guess we should get to the cave to figure it out." He sighed and looked at the floor, before his eyes widened and he looked back to you, "Wait... Is Khaji annoying you?"

"Mm... Not real-"

"W-what's he told you?" Jaime questioned, with an unreadable expression on h- your face.

"Not much, only that he's a 'hive-mid native to Space Sector 2." You answered, interested as to why he was so intent on finding out what Khaji had said to you.

"Good. Let me just tell you that- uh, well, ju- just don't believe everything he says, okay?"

"Sure," you replied, with a slightly confused face.

-

Once you reached the cave and explained your predicament to the team, Nightwing was quick to figure out that it was Klarion's doing.

"-go find Zatanna and see if she has a spell to change you back. Impulse, Wonder Girl, and Miss Martian, you're finding Klarion and bringing him back to the cave. Request backup if needed. Mal will be on hand in your comms." The former Robin finished giving orders, and turned away from the team. He walked over to the computer desk and opened up a new screen on it, busting himself with work on a case back in Blüdhaven.

You quickly made your way to the area beside the Zeta Tubes, and sent out a message to Zatanna asking for her help in the cave.

"And now we wait." Jaime stated, flopping onto the green couch that had been in the mountain since before either of them joined the team.

"And now we wait." You repeated, following Jaime's action. You grabbed the TV remote off the table and switched on the TV, noticing Connor must've had it last since the only thing playing was static. After you pressed a few buttons on the remote, the channel switched over to the news. It was relatively uninteresting compared to the usual, but it was a nice change.

"Zatanna - 25." The Zeta Beams announced, as the black haired magician entered the main part of the cave.

"You need my help?" She queried.

'The Zatanna seems unpredictable. I suggest termination via plasma cannon.'

Your eyes widened at Khaji's comment and you mentally told him 'no' as you and Jaime stood up, and you gave an awkward smile, "yeah, I'm Y/N and that's Jaime." You pointed Jaime's thumb over to you.

"Oh, I've definitely got a spell to change you back. Just, wait a second while I go find Nightwing." She scurried off the the briefing room and you looked over at Jaime with one eyebrow raised. You had always questioned what was going on between Zatanna and Nightwing. Jaime just chuckled and sat back down.

'Your dopamine levels are increasing, S/H/N.'

To this, you narrowed your eyes. Unlike many other things Khaji had told you about, you knew what dopamine was, and it meant your body was fully aware that your crush was sat beside you happily watching the news.

You decided to join Jaime and proceeded to forget about your problem and focus on whether it's absolute rubbish that someone sold an old collection of postcards for just over $100,000. According to the news hosts, they had been forged which meant that the person who bought them was down on some serious cash.

Before long, Zatanna reappeared with Nightwing close behind.

"I'm back! Okay, both of you need to come over here-" Zatanna told you some instructions but you were too busy focusing on the annoying voice in your head.

'I have told Jaime before that the Nightwing must be terminated. He holds us back from our true potential. Perhaps now we may terminate the Nightwing via plasma cannon.'

"NO." You yelled, cutting off Zatanna and causing Jaime to jump, "You will not be terminating any members of the team any time soon so how about you stop advising it! Now I understand why Jaime's frustrated sometimes, you are just so annoying! How about instead of advising termination of someone random every two minutes you would just shut up for one day!"

Zatanna and Nightwing looked at you as though you were crazy, but Jaime gave a knowing look.

"What?" Nightwing questioned.

"S-sorry," you muttered, "scarab."

"'Course, anyway, would you like me to try the spell?" Zatanna asked.

"That would be great, Hermana." Jaime thanked her in advance.

Zatanna began to utter a few words backwards and you felt as though you were being lifted into the air. You became slightly lightheaded and you were forced to close your eyes at the bright light that seemed to be shining into them. Once the light died down, you opened your eyes and looked down to see you were in your own body.

"Oh, thank God. Thank you so much, Zatanna." You smiled at the magician.

"You're welcome, Y/N." She grinned, "I should be getting back to the Watchtower now, g'bye!" She waved, walking back over to the Zetas.

-

"Hey, Y/N? Can I talk to you for a second?" Jaime grabs your wrist and spins you around. You were actually heading toward the kitchen to see if M'gann had baked any sweet treats, but you decided to go with Jaime to see what he had to say.

He led you down into his room at the mountain, and sat on his bed, patting the space next to him for you to sit down.

"Well, you see... Uh," he began.

"Take a breath, calm down, now say it." You suggested, and he did as he was told.

"What I want to say is, I wanted to tell you that I- uhm, I love you, Y/N. And I guess it took for me to be in your body to realise that." He sheepishly scratched at the back of his neck.

"Well, I love you too, Jaime." You smiled, giving him a hug. You didn't want to go too far already by kissing him, so this was the next best thing. "What's Khaji got to say about this?"

"Surprisingly, he hasn't said anything since I got back into my own body, mi amor." He chuckled.

You laughed with him, and realised this was what you had always been missing out on. You were looking forward to spending more time with Jaime.

----------------------------------------------

I honestly had no idea how to finish this chapter so, have a fabulously abrupt ending. I'm also incredibly sorry how bad this request turned out, whoops. It's probably because I'm over caffeinated at 12:49 am. Huehue.

Okay, with regards to that NSFW book I asked if I should write last chapter, I've decided if I get five comments saying that you'd read it (comment on this paragraph), I'll go ahead and make it. It'll just be full of any NSFW oneshots I make and there'll be a list you can pick from as a request for headcanons about any character. It'll probably just be Young Justice and the Batboys, but I might bring in more characters along the way.

Stay crash,
Goldfinch67