The surgery was for a wile and it was very painful hamlet did not have a tail after that! Later when they were back in their rooms hamlet groaned and said "It hurts a lot...  but can we talk about other stuff?" "wumpy" translation: "sure! I would gladly!"

Hamlets other tail: "This is my story, I lived in a large farm and then I saw a bird! It attacked me! But I got out of the way... sadly my parents did not... I was sent to a orphanage, I was taken here by somebody named 'fryer' a very large pig. Not so bright" "That is my very sad sad story"