Chris

Sup, Chris?

Hey y/n.
You good?

Yep, I'm good.
You?

I'm glad to hear.
Yeah, I'm good too.

I just realized that I barely know you.
You know how I look like.
But I don't know how you look like.
I'm starting to think that you're making a fool of me.

I'm not!
I swear.
It's just...

It's just what?
What's the problem, Chris?
I thought that we were friends.

We are.

Friends tell each other their problems.

Okay...
I'll tell you.
Just don't freak out, please, okay?

Are you part of the Mafia or some type of criminal ???

What? Of course no!
I'm an actor.

Ah, ok, phew.
I got scared for a moment.
I thought you were a criminal.

No, no, don't worry.
Hahaha.

So, an actor, mh?
I've been talking to an actor 

Not for brag but I'm pretty famous. 
Yeah.

If you tell me your last name I can tell you if I know you or not.

No, no.
I won't tell you.

At least can you tell me what movies
are you in?
Maybe I've seen it.

Yeah, I think I can do this.
Do you know anyhing about superheroes?

A little.
I don't know practically nothing.
Wait!
Are you in Marvel movies?

Maybe...

Alright.
You're in Marvel movies.
Sorry but I don't know a lot of it.

It's okay.
But I won't tell you anything anymore. You will live with the question "who is he?"

Seems fair, hahaha.
I want to be honest with you.
I looked for a Chris in the Marvel cast...

And...?

And I found three Chris.
Hemsworth, Pratt and Evans.

Oh well...

Okay, so you're one of this three.
Can I try to guess who you are?

Sure.

I saw that Hemsworth has three children and a wife, so I don't think you're him.

Mhmh.
Go ahead.

Also Chris Pratt has two children and a wife, I dont think it's you either.
For the same reason as Hemsworth.

So do you think I'm Chris Evans?

I don't think you are Chris Evans.
I'm sure you are.
I also looked at his profile on Instagram and I saw Dodger.

Okay, I admit it.
That's me.

I've talking with Captain fucking America for months without knowing.
Why didn't you tell me?

I'm very sorry for not telling you before but I liked talking with you and being treated like a normal man and not a hero.

It's okay.
I can understand your reasons.
I have a request, if it's possible.

Sure, tell me.

I want you to send me a selfie with Dodger.
So I can tell if you're real.

Give me a sec.

Here.

I didn't think you would seriously send it to me, hahaha.

Why wouldn't I?

I don't know.
Maybe because you're famous, and I'm nobody?

Hey.
Don't say that.
You're my friend.

Don't you think that I could use you?

You wouldn't.
And I'll tell you why.
Because we have been talking for months and you didn't know who I was until a couple of minutes ago.
And you said that we are friends.
Remember?

Yeah, I remember.
Now that I think about it, I saw one of your movies.

Which one?

I believe it was Gifted.

Yep, that was me.
What do you think?

It was an amazing movie.
At the end I was crying.

Yeah, pretty moving in the end.
So you're telling me that you haven't seen any Avengers movie?

Nope, I haven't.
Should I?
Hahaha

Definitely.
But not only because it's me.

My friend and coworker, Megan, she's a huge fan.
A couple of times she proposed to me to do a marathon of Marvel movies, but I always refused.
Now I think that I have a good reason to watch them.

Do it, you won't regret it.
And tell your friend I say hi.

She isn't here at the moment.
But I will tell her.
How is possible that all the members of the Marvel cast are charming and handsome?

I don't know.
For me they are normal.
But if you say so, I trust you.

Are you sure you aren't blind?

Yeah, pretty sure.
Hahaha.
Anyway now that you know my identity, wanna make a video call?
If you are free and you don't have anything to do.

Sure.
I'm free.
But I want to see Dodger.

He's with me now.
So why not.